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Woman Messes Up Sister’s Birthday By Swallowing Her Present And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing
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Woman Messes Up Sister’s Birthday By Swallowing Her Present And It’s Hilariously Embarrassing

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Throughout humanity’s history, people have always surprised each other by how crazily stupid they can be. Many of these embarrassing moments get lost in time or hidden away from the public. But sometimes it’s the contrary – people share their learned lessons. Today, thanks to the Internet, a new story has emerged about a person who regretted her decisions immediately. As you will see, it never gets boring in the realm of stupidity.

Recently one Reddit user decided to share her story online saying “Today I F**ked Up”

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Naturally, people couldn’t stop laughing at this hilarious fail

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Georgia Valentine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm that working night shifts does weird things to people's brains!

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Chris Pitch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have a full on conversation with someone at the end of the shift, makes sense to you but the person is looking at you like what??? "I said...gerfumple coffee and mashing rocks tomorrow"

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Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story will be told at Thanksgiving dinner every year for the rest of your life, lol.

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C V
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coulda just gone and thrown it up real quick. I did that when I accidentally swallowed part of my piercing. Literally no big deal. Would have saved a lot of money and hassle.

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everyone can throw up on demand. I know I can't, and I have tried. But I agree going to the hospital was overkill... it's a just a small ring and she's not a child, it's obvious that it would come out the other end eventually.

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Lu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...but why eat it and swallow it? Whatever impulse she was feeling, that seemed like the worst choice for her sister AND herself.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, the little sister made the best of it and now has a funny story to tell. Hm, I wonder if she's planning some kind of prank as a revenge...🤔😈 .....or if everyone finding out about it is revenge enough

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Jaekry
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you're making health care / system pay? ... | mean the joke is funny, going to ER for something this utterly simple... (Just wait and the s**t will happen...) is utterly...

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Samantha Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you said she's followed her her present like are you OK because like if I got stuck in your throat that would've been terrible

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Noez
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like 30 years ago my older sisters and I were playing some boardgame and they teamed up against me over and over again. Finally I took the dice, swallowed them and walked away. Little sister 4 life!

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Effseven Six
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can vouch that being half asleep is a dangerous state to be in. Things can happen...... strange regrettable things...

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MammaG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY did you go to the E.R.? I hope you're in the U.S. and have to pay. How dare you waste emergency resources for this.

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she did it on purpose to be a b***h and then used this as an excuse.

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Jasmine Sunflower Laake
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you have to check every piece of, er, feces until you found it? How did that go....

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Elizabeth
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it wasn't damaged by it's unexpected adventure through the digestive system. Siblings are awesome and suck at the same time!

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Just a Purpler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahhaha but it's all innocent and will be nothing more than hilarious in the future if it isn't to them already XD

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Bored Fox
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why they take X-rays of small objects like this? People, especially small children, have eaten rings and coins as long as those have existed and it is usually harmless and you just have to wait until it comes out naturally. I understand the X-ray if she would have swallowed something more dangerous.

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Petya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case it's stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. Also, it can go in the trachea instead and this is really dangerous. I suppose it's a case of "Better safe then sorry". Probably most things come out naturally, but there would be 1% that don't that don't, so they check to make sure you won't be this 1%. In my country, as far as I know, if you aren't feeling bad, they would tell you to wait 1-2 days for nature to take it's course and if it still haven't come out after that, only then they would took and X-ray to check where it is.

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Misterscooter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think the sister expected a magician for her birthday. "For my next trick, I will pass this stone through my body!"

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Carmen Elena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha I think I wanna how the hell she took the ring out of her poop XD I know: I´m gonna regret it. XD

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TJler
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5 years ago

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I just looked up this story on snopes and it is b******t. Just another "woman" seeking the approval of man. So sad to still see this in society today.

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Susan
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5 years ago

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People who don't know why they do things have very serious problems, and are in fact dangerous. If this is a true story, it is really not a laughing matter. People who do such things may seem mostly normal, but they are not. This woman needs to seek out a mental health professional, and she needs to carefully monitor her impluses as best she can while getting treatment. She must not allow herself to be alone with a vulnerable person. I worked as a companion for people with special needs for many years. People with certain kinds of very serious problems appear to be perfectly normal to most people, but without treatment, and without being taught self-control, they are a danger to themselves and others. Please heed my warning. Take care of yourself and others.

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're overreacting. She was just sleep deprived and still not fully awake and did a stupid thing she instantly realized was stupid. People do stupid things all the time when distracted.

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dikaxiz
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5 years ago

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Georgia Valentine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm that working night shifts does weird things to people's brains!

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Chris Pitch
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have a full on conversation with someone at the end of the shift, makes sense to you but the person is looking at you like what??? "I said...gerfumple coffee and mashing rocks tomorrow"

Load More Replies...
idrow avatar
Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This story will be told at Thanksgiving dinner every year for the rest of your life, lol.

onerissa avatar
C V
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coulda just gone and thrown it up real quick. I did that when I accidentally swallowed part of my piercing. Literally no big deal. Would have saved a lot of money and hassle.

rafaellabueno avatar
Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not everyone can throw up on demand. I know I can't, and I have tried. But I agree going to the hospital was overkill... it's a just a small ring and she's not a child, it's obvious that it would come out the other end eventually.

Load More Replies...
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Lu
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...but why eat it and swallow it? Whatever impulse she was feeling, that seemed like the worst choice for her sister AND herself.

bpbperic avatar
Night Owl
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, the little sister made the best of it and now has a funny story to tell. Hm, I wonder if she's planning some kind of prank as a revenge...🤔😈 .....or if everyone finding out about it is revenge enough

jaekrijnen avatar
Jaekry
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you're making health care / system pay? ... | mean the joke is funny, going to ER for something this utterly simple... (Just wait and the s**t will happen...) is utterly...

sasmith_1 avatar
Samantha Smith
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you said she's followed her her present like are you OK because like if I got stuck in your throat that would've been terrible

angele_therese avatar
Noez
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like 30 years ago my older sisters and I were playing some boardgame and they teamed up against me over and over again. Finally I took the dice, swallowed them and walked away. Little sister 4 life!

effsevensix avatar
Effseven Six
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can vouch that being half asleep is a dangerous state to be in. Things can happen...... strange regrettable things...

mamma2molly avatar
MammaG
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY did you go to the E.R.? I hope you're in the U.S. and have to pay. How dare you waste emergency resources for this.

kanna172014 avatar
Kiki
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she did it on purpose to be a b***h and then used this as an excuse.

vulpixchick avatar
Jasmine Sunflower Laake
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you have to check every piece of, er, feces until you found it? How did that go....

elizabethlordcary avatar
Elizabeth
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it wasn't damaged by it's unexpected adventure through the digestive system. Siblings are awesome and suck at the same time!

purpler7355 avatar
Just a Purpler
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahhaha but it's all innocent and will be nothing more than hilarious in the future if it isn't to them already XD

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Bored Fox
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder why they take X-rays of small objects like this? People, especially small children, have eaten rings and coins as long as those have existed and it is usually harmless and you just have to wait until it comes out naturally. I understand the X-ray if she would have swallowed something more dangerous.

pepi_fsf avatar
Petya
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case it's stuck somewhere it shouldn't be. Also, it can go in the trachea instead and this is really dangerous. I suppose it's a case of "Better safe then sorry". Probably most things come out naturally, but there would be 1% that don't that don't, so they check to make sure you won't be this 1%. In my country, as far as I know, if you aren't feeling bad, they would tell you to wait 1-2 days for nature to take it's course and if it still haven't come out after that, only then they would took and X-ray to check where it is.

Load More Replies...
misterscooter avatar
Misterscooter
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think the sister expected a magician for her birthday. "For my next trick, I will pass this stone through my body!"

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Carmen Elena
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha I think I wanna how the hell she took the ring out of her poop XD I know: I´m gonna regret it. XD

tgeer123 avatar
TJler
Community Member
5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I just looked up this story on snopes and it is b******t. Just another "woman" seeking the approval of man. So sad to still see this in society today.

mssusanmarie2013 avatar
Susan
Community Member
5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

People who don't know why they do things have very serious problems, and are in fact dangerous. If this is a true story, it is really not a laughing matter. People who do such things may seem mostly normal, but they are not. This woman needs to seek out a mental health professional, and she needs to carefully monitor her impluses as best she can while getting treatment. She must not allow herself to be alone with a vulnerable person. I worked as a companion for people with special needs for many years. People with certain kinds of very serious problems appear to be perfectly normal to most people, but without treatment, and without being taught self-control, they are a danger to themselves and others. Please heed my warning. Take care of yourself and others.

rafaellabueno avatar
Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're overreacting. She was just sleep deprived and still not fully awake and did a stupid thing she instantly realized was stupid. People do stupid things all the time when distracted.

Load More Replies...
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dikaxiz
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5 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

best and surprising site that will work blow you away, about famous celebs hobbies, likes and dislikes, click the link and then click RUSH MY TRIAL: https://bit.ly/2BwMWea

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