Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.

What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

#1

Single-People-Tweets

pandamusk Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
3 years ago

That needs more upvotes! Or is it only pandamusk and me...

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#2

Single-People-Tweets

pinupteacher Report

Aqua Sky
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm gonna be that old lady who lives with 99 cats... I don't even like cats that much.

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#3

Single-People-Tweets

DottyThorpe Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Hahahahaha, genius!! :D

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#4

Single-People-Tweets

RuthePhoenix Report

Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

Sweet. Tell me how it goes!

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#5

Single People Tweets

msdanifernandez Report

Lomion
Community Member
3 years ago

All my life is an internal fight: the infuriating desire to correct spelling versus the desire to have at least a couple of friends...

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#6

Single-People-Tweets

RobinMcCauley Report

aurora.australis
Community Member
3 years ago

When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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#7

Single-People-Tweets

JasMoneyRecords Report

Gabi Horvath
Community Member
3 years ago

I SO relate to this.

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#8

Single-People-Tweets

RidiculousSheri Report

UniversalMel
Community Member
3 years ago

Me... so me

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#9

Single People Tweets

AngelaBrisk Report

DannyG
Community Member
3 years ago

We'll at least you don't have to deal with the shit from other persons.

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#10

Single-People-Tweets

p_smithson Report

Hamdhaan Hassan
Community Member
3 years ago

next year you can ask her to be the mother of your kids

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#11

Single-People-Tweets

ticklemelili Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh that would have hurt badly

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#12

Single-People-Tweets

rhysjamesy Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahaha

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#13

Single-People-Tweets

Tamashay Report

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

i can related to this

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#14

Single-People-Tweets

notittryagain Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

This should have been #1

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#15

Single-People-Tweets

singleprob Report

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
3 years ago

No bait on the hook. Just saying...

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#16

Single-People-Tweets

ethiopienne Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

So true...

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#17

Single-People-Tweets

Maaahyyy Report

Hamdhaan Hassan
Community Member
3 years ago

it looks sad even in the pic

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#18

Single-People-Tweets

VitorForte Report

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
3 years ago

at least they can't stood you up

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#19

Single-People-Tweets

chanelpuke Report

just a thought!
Community Member
3 years ago

Stop loafing around and you'll be fine...😂😂

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#20

Single-People-Tweets

helenadonahue Report

Jim Lamb
Community Member
3 years ago

I can relate to this...

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#21

Single-People-Tweets

tinatbh Report

chris gill
Community Member
3 years ago

who is the dad?

just a thought!
Community Member
3 years ago

Shhh ! It's adopted ... But don't let it know that

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-LittleGalaxy-
Community Member
3 years ago

Awwww so cute!

Natalie Hunt
Community Member
3 years ago

At least when he/she is a teenager.. he/she will still be happy to see you and want to give you a kiss, telling you.... I missed you

Rogue
Community Member
3 years ago

I know they say all men are dogs, but ..

Carol Williams
Community Member
3 years ago

Better than a grandchild...

Lindy Mac
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the tail hole

Purnima Chandra
Community Member
3 years ago

cuter than most human offfffsprings

Donna Muse
Community Member
3 years ago

That's the kind of grandkid I want.

Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

How rude to demand children from children... It's not their duty.

Izzy's Maid
Community Member
3 years ago

BEST. BABY.EVER. And I really prefer to adopt dogs when they are older, but I got stuck with one now because my husband would have it no other way...(pick your battles) 🙄

Clement Lyon
Community Member
3 years ago

Brilliant reply!

Lynda St.James
Community Member
3 years ago

OK, I think I love this girl! 😂

Ellie Ragsdale
Community Member
3 years ago

The best grandchild ever!

piggy panda
Community Member
3 years ago

So cute

godavari doke
Community Member
3 years ago

So Cute

Huanimalism
Community Member
3 years ago

Puppy :)

Alice Galipo
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the little hole for the tail! You can feel the love! My mom finally stopped asking for grandkids when I reminded her I gave her grand-fur-kids :D

Roisin Carey
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh that’s adorable!

Rebekah
Community Member
3 years ago

My mother would be so damn pleased with this.

Troy Collins
Community Member
3 years ago

Do them daipers work

Darla Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

No, and please, save yourself and don’t try it.

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LapisLazuli
Community Member
3 years ago

...no

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#22

Single-People-Tweets

MichaelJTiberi Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Fair enough :D

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#23

Single-People-Tweets

ltsTina Report

ItsYaBoi
Community Member
3 years ago

Then you kill it and start a villainous life alone and you'll be forever alone and this is getting too depressed

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#24

Single-People-Tweets

bobvulfov Report

Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I laughed out loud on this, or shall I say I lol'd?

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#25

Single-People-Tweets

LilGlolita Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

What a rollercoaster

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#26

Single-People-Tweets

buhsbaby_baby Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

This is worst kind of rejection IMO

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#27

Single-People-Tweets

tsumealphawolf Report

Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

Picture it. A Best Western in 2008.....

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#28

Single-People-Tweets

thedrunkjake Report

Shruti Naik
Community Member
3 years ago

coz pizza trumps everything

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#29

Single-People-Tweets

BoobsRadley Report

Asia
Community Member
3 years ago

It's funny but sometimes I think exactly like that. But then I laugh at myself. But then I don't.

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#30

Single-People-Tweets

meganamram Report

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

hilarious!

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