Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.

What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!

#1

Single-People-Tweets

pandamusk Report

Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

That needs more upvotes! Or is it only pandamusk and me...

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#2

Single-People-Tweets

pinupteacher Report

Aqua Sky 1 year ago

I'm gonna be that old lady who lives with 99 cats... I don't even like cats that much.

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#3

Single-People-Tweets

DottyThorpe Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Hahahahaha, genius!! :D

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#4

Single-People-Tweets

RuthePhoenix Report

Shruti Naik 1 year ago

Sweet. Tell me how it goes!

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#5

Single People Tweets

msdanifernandez Report

Lomion 1 year ago

All my life is an internal fight: the infuriating desire to correct spelling versus the desire to have at least a couple of friends...

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#6

Single-People-Tweets

RobinMcCauley Report

aurora.australis 1 year ago

When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person

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#7

Single-People-Tweets

JasMoneyRecords Report

Gabi Horvath 1 year ago

I SO relate to this.

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#8

Single-People-Tweets

RidiculousSheri Report

UniversalMel 1 year ago

Me... so me

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#9

Single People Tweets

AngelaBrisk Report

DannyG 1 year ago

We'll at least you don't have to deal with the shit from other persons.

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#10

Single-People-Tweets

p_smithson Report

Hamdhaan Hassan 1 year ago

next year you can ask her to be the mother of your kids

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#11

Single-People-Tweets

ticklemelili Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

Oh that would have hurt badly

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#12

Single-People-Tweets

rhysjamesy Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

hahahahaha

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#13

Single-People-Tweets

Tamashay Report

Elise Mon 1 year ago

i can related to this

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#14

Single-People-Tweets

notittryagain Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

This should have been #1

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#15

Single-People-Tweets

singleprob Report

Chyppa Homer 1 year ago

No bait on the hook. Just saying...

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#16

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ethiopienne Report

Asia 1 year ago

So true...

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#17

Single-People-Tweets

Maaahyyy Report

Hamdhaan Hassan 1 year ago

it looks sad even in the pic

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#18

Single-People-Tweets

VitorForte Report

Giorgio Prodoti 1 year ago

at least they can't stood you up

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#19

Single-People-Tweets

chanelpuke Report

just a thought! 1 year ago

Stop loafing around and you'll be fine...😂😂

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#20

Single-People-Tweets

helenadonahue Report

Jim Lamb 1 year ago

I can relate to this...

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#21

Single-People-Tweets

tinatbh Report

chris gill 1 year ago

who is the dad?

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#22

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MichaelJTiberi Report

Lara B. 1 year ago

Fair enough :D

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#23

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ltsTina Report

Teal Cat 1 year ago

I feel so alone in the world XD

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#24

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bobvulfov Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

I laughed out loud on this, or shall I say I lol'd?

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#25

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LilGlolita Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

What a rollercoaster

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#26

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buhsbaby_baby Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

This is worst kind of rejection IMO

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#27

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tsumealphawolf Report

Nikki D 1 year ago

Picture it. A Best Western in 2008.....

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#28

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thedrunkjake Report

Shruti Naik 1 year ago

coz pizza trumps everything

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#29

Single-People-Tweets

BoobsRadley Report

Asia 1 year ago

It's funny but sometimes I think exactly like that. But then I laugh at myself. But then I don't.

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#30

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meganamram Report

Agnes Jekyll 1 year ago

hilarious!

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