As a child, whenever you had a problem, you most likely went to your parents or some other adult to solve it. But as you grew up, you learned how to do things on your own. Part of being an adult is having a grasp on certain basic life skills - however, as it turns out, not every life lesson is as basic to one person as it is to the next.
The New York Times editor Jenee Desmond-Harris recently shared on Twitter her landlord's unexpected know-how blindspot, and then asked the internet to share their own. People delivered all sorts of hilarious answers, and some of them you might be able to relate to - from social skills such a the dreaded small talk to vital work skills. Scroll down to check out some of the best responses, and don't forget to upvote your faves! And don't forget to let us know in the comments, which seemingly simple things you've missed along the way.
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why is everyone getting down votes for saying me too??
coming from a big immigrant italian family, i have the worst time scaling down recipes. everything was made to feed the whole clan. making food for like 2 people is insanely difficult for me.
Whether it’s tying our shoes, correctly reading the face of a clock or learning to swim, we’ve all had a bit of trouble getting to grips with certain important (and elementary) life skills. Some people even find basic things like fixing the plumbing or driving a car to be — well — basic. But there’s plenty of us have a lot more trouble, because we might be afraid (a lot of us may have panicked the first time we went to a community pool) or we simply might have had no need for a particular skill (we may prefer getting around by bike rather than by car if we live in busy cities).
Sometimes I think I've nailed this adulting lark and am now a fully formed member of the human race. Then I try talking to a stranger and realise all I've done is cocoon myself in friends who don't mind talking about D&D 24/7
i HATE small talk. it's just boring nonsense for me. this is why i hate talking to people
Are you from northern Europe by any chance? I can't do small talk either, we don't do it, and it's just useless
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This is one of the reasons God invented weather, so we have something to talk about.
And one of the reasons everyone talks about the weather. It is the one and only thing we all have in common.
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I always answer "not much, how about you?" If you wanna talk, then YOU do the talk
"Did you read Trump's latest tweet?" should help in making small talk even if you never read any of 'em.
Yep - we are 'lucky' in that we can have all the seasons in one day sometimes! An example: left the house in brilliant sunshine today but didn't make it home before the thunderstorm terrified one of my dogs who jumps each time. No, it wasn't forecast for my part of the UK!
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I freeze... Small talk scares me because I have nothing to say, nothing to share and nothing interesting to add. It's just blather. I'd rather not be there, trying to look interested. I would rather be home, by myself, reading or watching PBS.
If the small talk is about TV or movies I can do it. Outside of that...deer in headlights.
The proper response is, "Not much. What's new with you?" Turn it around on them. Make them pick a topic. Lol.
My nickname is ten-words-or-less-barbara. I don't do phones or visiting anyone or anywhere
I do this too! "Have you seen any movies this summer?" Me: 'Ummm...I think...maybe...umm..."
I relate strongly. When asked outside a setting that suggests appropriate answers (such as being at work and knowing that the question is aimed at what happened at the workplace during their absence), I feel like being hit by a tsunami wave of things that are new, panick while trying to sort out suitable topics, staring blanky while processing and ending up mixing two to three incompatible phrases. "Whats new?" "Not much/had a great day today/new hobby" results in "Not much today new hobby" or a similar abomination. Then I blush and ponder on why my brain leaks random words when startled.
i actually hate when people say "whats up" or "whats new" as if they actually making constructive convo. and then you feel like an idiot for not answering such a broad question.
Give the quick answer that you've been busy . . . then ask people about themselves. They will fill in the conversation and think you are a GREAT listener. Every person LOVES to talk about themselves.
Yep, me to. Small talk often feels like a weird ritual with ancient arcane rules nobody can explain to me.
My reply is I got a haircut even if I didn’t it just seems to always start a convo
"nothing is new. Wanna ask me about something old?" would me my passive-aggressive-autistic answer :D
We all know the adage that it takes about 10,000 hours to learn a new skill. However, that’s not entirely true. Josh Kaufman, known for his inspiring TED talk and author of the book ‘The First 20 Hours: How to Learn Anything… Fast!’, has a very different idea.
According to Kaufman, the so-called 10,000 rule has been misinterpreted by the vast majority of people for quite some time now. He notes that 10,000 hours is the average it takes to become “an expert in an ultra competitive field”, which is far from the same thing as learning a new skill This is good news for most of us!
Me too!!! I feel so dumb some times. Living in South Africa I speak Afrikaans. I call kids "pampoen" which means pumpkin. Or "piesang" which means banana. I get away with it because the kids in my karate dojo thinks it is funny. don't think adults would thinks it's funny.
Kaufman states that to get from “knowing nothing to being pretty good” takes a far shorter amount of time: barely 20 hours. That’s more or less practicing something for 45 minutes every day for around a month. Doesn’t seem so scary, does it? Of course, you can’t multitask while trying to learn a new skill — you need to focus on it exclusively.
Years ago my sister and I were taking a walk in our neighborhood and someone asked for directions to the local library. After he drove off, we realized that the directions we gave were totally wrong. We joke that to this day, you can see a rusty old car being driven by a skeleton...still looking for that library.
Me too!! It's the side effect of my mother's friend terrifying me as a kid (for "fun"), by telling me that she saw a kid get their foot caught in the escalator & had it chewed off. She told me every time we went to go on an escalator. It's now an ingrained instinct, despite me logically knowing it's nonsense.
Fitted sheets are supposed to be folded? I just wad them up in a ball and stuff them in the linen closet.
LOL!!! I have no sense of direction. Will get lost in my own house ;-/, but time and distance... no one can beat me at that.
I cannot say 'similarly'. It always comes out as similarily, similaly, similarlarily etc.
I have a problem with converting the 24h clock to 12h. Keep messing up 5 o'clock (1700h) and 7 o'clock
Haha, that's the opposite to my dad. He can ONLY float. Like, on his back with both his knees AND shoulders above the water. We've often joked that he has hollow bones, like a bird.
Yes, "deductible" sounds like something you *don't* have to pay. And "premium" sounds like something good, but the whole thing is doubly confusing: pay a higher premium (oh no!) to get a lower monthly (oh...kay?). It's like being asked to choose the way you would like to get screwed.
Now this, I learned at middle school. One of the positives of having school uniforms in the UK!
I just think to myself "Write" and I automatically know which hand is right =D
Go online and order an electric egg boiler. It does the work for you.
And that's a benefit of growing up in the Netherlands: everyone gets swimming lessons. Some of us more than others, but we all do when we're little. Too much water around not to... :P
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I can't hold pens and pencils "properly". I can write (although my handwriting is known as not so beautiful) and I can draw very well. But I hold the tools MY way.
I worked with a girl that held a pen really awkward and had horrible handwriting but she was quite an artist! We kept trying to get her to pursue a career in arts.
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I always cross my legs when sitting, usually in the lotus position. When I try to uncross them the moment I stop thinking about it I cross my legs. Any suggestions on how to break this habit?
If you sit at a desk put a pillow on your lap, it will block you. I had to do that because crossing legs and twisting the body was causing me back pain.
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I can't write very well, always in block caps, and rushed. I can't estimate, or approximate, distances. I can't blow my nose, or use my fingers to whistle. I can't drive, and even if I could, I wouldn't be able to do basic maintenance on my car. There a lot of other physical skills I lack, as well, but my verbal reasoning skills are exceptional. At least that's what my psychologist told me. Oh, and I also lack empathy. Apathy, however, I have in spades.
I write in block caps too- still shockingly untidy and I always hope that no-one else needs to read my notes. Also can't whisle with my fingers, or roll my r's, which is embarassing when your name starts with an R.
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Can't dance, can't whistle, can't remember names, can't drive in reverse and when I park my car, I need enough space for a truck.
I can't dance, either. I would love to learn, but I don't have the confidence.
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I can't braid my own hair. I don't know how. No matter how many youtube tutorials, friendly advice, etc. It never works. I am a disgrace to my country. I also can't float on my back. My butt keeps going down. But I'm one hell of a swimmer otherwise.
I've never learned how to braid my hair properly. I end up looking like Pippi Longstocking.
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I can’t eat bubblegum (I swallow it after two seconds), can’t snap my fingers, can’t blow my nose, can’t swim underwater (for some reason my a*s keeps floating up, although I’m not fat, and I just can’t understand what to do to stay under).
Everytime I chew chewing gum,I bite my tongue
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I cant reliably do calculations in my head even though Im a math teacher. I have to write things out because I have such a bad memory.
I'm also a math teacher and I frequently tell my students that "one of the biggest barriers to doing math isn't ability, it's memory..." (I can also pass of my own mistakes sometimes as "tests to see who is watching".)
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My migraine medicine is so over-packaged that I usually just wind up poking at it with manicure scissors.
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I absolutely, positively can't wash a window. I've tried every trick in the book. All I do is move the streaks around.
Have you tried drying it with scrunched up newspaper?
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For those having a hard time with right and left - If you are right handed, think "write (which hand do i write with)" and that is your right hand. For lefties the opposite hand is your right =)
Great advise, thanks. I have huge issues with left an right and since I'm a physiotherapist I really struggle sometimes. Maybe now, I get it right more often.
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There are so many things I didn't learn as a child which my peer take for granted like bicycle riding and swimming.
I can't remember phone numbers. If my smartphone dies, the only one I can call is my mom's house phone. She had to call my partner 3 times the last 10years, to tell him I'll be late. And before that, my boss...
Don't feel bad. I can never remember my own phone number.Lol
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I cant tell the time on clocks without numbers or clocks with dots in place of numbers. Normal clocks im fine with, including those with roman numerals
When I have to add up manually I still secretly use my fingers to count. Anyone else?
I have no sense of weather. It can be 75 degrees and i still have no clue if i need to wear a sweater or a t-shirt.
Loud whistling, fast swimming, walking on hands, tying a tie, remembering lyrics, names and titles, AND walking on high heels without bending my knees too much. Wow, seems like a lot of work for me to do! :-)
I can't walk on heels either! Less than 30 minutes and my whole body is in pain!
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I own a horse for 5 years right now... Still dont know how to ride, only walkink and few meters of trotting in riding arena
I have had the struggle of remembering when AM and PM are. Recently I am beginning to get over this problem, but it still comes as a struggle. I have found that considering AM as "After Midnight", and PM as "Pre Midnight", despite what they actually stand for.
I can do multiplication & division in my head but to just count I have to use my fingers
I called albums, alblums until I was in my mid thirties. I had no idea I was saying it wrong until a friend corrected me. Even now when I think about the word I still hear it as alblum.
I can't swim, can't go underwater without holding my nose (which certainly affects my ability to swim), can't fold fitted sheets, can't drive in reverse without hitting something IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, can't whistle, can't remember names OR faces... in fact, my memory is so lousy I can't even remember all the things I can't do.
ok, I must be a walking wreck, Numbers, 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 15, 16 and28. I am all those things fml.
I can’t do a lot of things on this list lol. But nice to know I’m not alone. But I also realized that i literally can’t do a damn thing
I can't whistle with my fingers but then again never really tried to learn. I can do everything else listed above though.
I can't whistle. and I always think someone needs to scare my sneezes away, but that's hiccups. Despite how many times I remind myself, my first instinct is to scare someone when they sneeze, instead of saying bless you.
I have absolutely no coordination whatsoever I have already fallen down the stairs three times today and I am now sitting on my couch icing my sprained ankle
I was at DMV a few years ago, and I actually recognized the face of the guy in line behind me. Did he live on my street? No. Go to school with me? Nope. After mentally going through my entire contact list, I finally turned around and said, "Hi! I'm really embarrassed but I'm sure we know each other, right?" And he looked at me oddly for a second and then said, "I don't think I know you, but I'm the ABC evening newscaster." Uh, right. I've been staring at his face every damn night for a half hour for YEARS.
I can't use textas without it somehow getting all over my fingers.
I can't do a lot of "around the house" stuff. I never hang pictures right. They barely stay on the wall and are always crooked. Most other stuff is done with a lick and some spit.
I can't roll my r's. I'm DYING to learn to speak Spanish, but I end up sounding like an idiot.
I can't say "car park" or "coin toss" without inverting the first letters. I can sometimes hear when I say "par cark" but I never hear "toin coss" it always sounds right to me.
I can't tell time unless the clock is digital, and I get very very stuck on making change with physical money as opposed to credit cards. I also still can't create all the letters in cursive. (Yet I've taken to writing in Greek)
Don't get me started on figuring out precentage of ANYTHING. Impossible! I've been showed about 20 different ways and I still don't get it.
I cannot, for the life of me, remember the artist or album of a specific song. I'll know the lyrics word for word but good luck getting me to tell you who sang it or which album its on! I also cannot braid my own hair, tie a knot that will reliably stay tied (all my laced shoes have slide fasteners on them), or understand the air pressure in my tires. I can fence with a sword in each hand and dead-eye a knife throwing target, but I'm fairly sure I'm going to die when my tires inevitably explode.
I can't purr - I have tried and tried but sounds like i'm hacking - haven't given up but dont see success anytime soon!
I've had multiple people try to teach me to play chess and I. Just. Can't. I'm otherwise educated, intelligent, and logical, but chess? Forget it.
I can’t describe someone; so if I was ever a witness to a crime the description of the person would be such a mess and based on characters I’ve seen on anime, movies, shows and music videos lol. I’d be such an unreliable witness. But the sad part is like if I ever see someone more than once I could tell you when and where. 😔
I can’t say the word colloquialism no matter how hard I try. It even took me 3 tries to look up the spelling because I can’t wrap my brain around the pronunciation.
I can't snap my fingers, so I guess I'm neither inevitable nor Iron Man. :P I also can't swim very well.
I cannot for the life of me judge distances-I mean I will park about four feet away from the curb and think 'OMG! I bet I'm up on that curb!'
I can not be on time to save my life, would hope to for someone else's but I always seem to be 20 min late or 20 min early.
I have to put my fingers in my ears when I wet my hair and rinse the shampoo and conditioner out when I shower. I can’t gargle because of my gag reflex. I can raise my left eyebrow but not my right eyebrow. Just to name a few.
Hey!!! I just found out I can't raise my right eyebrow either. I'll just add that to my list.
Load More Replies... I can't hold pens and pencils "properly". I can write (although my handwriting is known as not so beautiful) and I can draw very well. But I hold the tools MY way.
I worked with a girl that held a pen really awkward and had horrible handwriting but she was quite an artist! We kept trying to get her to pursue a career in arts.
Load More Replies... I always cross my legs when sitting, usually in the lotus position. When I try to uncross them the moment I stop thinking about it I cross my legs. Any suggestions on how to break this habit?
If you sit at a desk put a pillow on your lap, it will block you. I had to do that because crossing legs and twisting the body was causing me back pain.
Load More Replies... I can't write very well, always in block caps, and rushed. I can't estimate, or approximate, distances. I can't blow my nose, or use my fingers to whistle. I can't drive, and even if I could, I wouldn't be able to do basic maintenance on my car. There a lot of other physical skills I lack, as well, but my verbal reasoning skills are exceptional. At least that's what my psychologist told me. Oh, and I also lack empathy. Apathy, however, I have in spades.
I write in block caps too- still shockingly untidy and I always hope that no-one else needs to read my notes. Also can't whisle with my fingers, or roll my r's, which is embarassing when your name starts with an R.
Load More Replies... Can't dance, can't whistle, can't remember names, can't drive in reverse and when I park my car, I need enough space for a truck.
I can't dance, either. I would love to learn, but I don't have the confidence.
Load More Replies... I can't braid my own hair. I don't know how. No matter how many youtube tutorials, friendly advice, etc. It never works. I am a disgrace to my country. I also can't float on my back. My butt keeps going down. But I'm one hell of a swimmer otherwise.
I've never learned how to braid my hair properly. I end up looking like Pippi Longstocking.
Load More Replies... I can’t eat bubblegum (I swallow it after two seconds), can’t snap my fingers, can’t blow my nose, can’t swim underwater (for some reason my a*s keeps floating up, although I’m not fat, and I just can’t understand what to do to stay under).
Everytime I chew chewing gum,I bite my tongue
Load More Replies... I cant reliably do calculations in my head even though Im a math teacher. I have to write things out because I have such a bad memory.
I'm also a math teacher and I frequently tell my students that "one of the biggest barriers to doing math isn't ability, it's memory..." (I can also pass of my own mistakes sometimes as "tests to see who is watching".)
Load More Replies... A secretary didn't know you can push the pills out of blisters, she would cut them out from the plastic side, one by one.
My migraine medicine is so over-packaged that I usually just wind up poking at it with manicure scissors.
Load More Replies... I absolutely, positively can't wash a window. I've tried every trick in the book. All I do is move the streaks around.
Have you tried drying it with scrunched up newspaper?
Load More Replies... I cannot fold a t-shirt to save my life. Every time I try, it looks like I wrestled it into submission. Since most of my shirt wardrobe is comprised of t-shirts, my dresser drawer is an abomination.
For those having a hard time with right and left - If you are right handed, think "write (which hand do i write with)" and that is your right hand. For lefties the opposite hand is your right =)
Great advise, thanks. I have huge issues with left an right and since I'm a physiotherapist I really struggle sometimes. Maybe now, I get it right more often.
Load More Replies... There are so many things I didn't learn as a child which my peer take for granted like bicycle riding and swimming.
I can't remember phone numbers. If my smartphone dies, the only one I can call is my mom's house phone. She had to call my partner 3 times the last 10years, to tell him I'll be late. And before that, my boss...
Don't feel bad. I can never remember my own phone number.Lol
Load More Replies... I cant tell the time on clocks without numbers or clocks with dots in place of numbers. Normal clocks im fine with, including those with roman numerals
When I have to add up manually I still secretly use my fingers to count. Anyone else?
I have no sense of weather. It can be 75 degrees and i still have no clue if i need to wear a sweater or a t-shirt.
Loud whistling, fast swimming, walking on hands, tying a tie, remembering lyrics, names and titles, AND walking on high heels without bending my knees too much. Wow, seems like a lot of work for me to do! :-)
I can't walk on heels either! Less than 30 minutes and my whole body is in pain!
Load More Replies... I own a horse for 5 years right now... Still dont know how to ride, only walkink and few meters of trotting in riding arena
I have had the struggle of remembering when AM and PM are. Recently I am beginning to get over this problem, but it still comes as a struggle. I have found that considering AM as "After Midnight", and PM as "Pre Midnight", despite what they actually stand for.
I can do multiplication & division in my head but to just count I have to use my fingers
I called albums, alblums until I was in my mid thirties. I had no idea I was saying it wrong until a friend corrected me. Even now when I think about the word I still hear it as alblum.
I can't swim, can't go underwater without holding my nose (which certainly affects my ability to swim), can't fold fitted sheets, can't drive in reverse without hitting something IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, can't whistle, can't remember names OR faces... in fact, my memory is so lousy I can't even remember all the things I can't do.
ok, I must be a walking wreck, Numbers, 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11, 15, 16 and28. I am all those things fml.
I can’t do a lot of things on this list lol. But nice to know I’m not alone. But I also realized that i literally can’t do a damn thing
I can't whistle with my fingers but then again never really tried to learn. I can do everything else listed above though.
I can't whistle. and I always think someone needs to scare my sneezes away, but that's hiccups. Despite how many times I remind myself, my first instinct is to scare someone when they sneeze, instead of saying bless you.
I have absolutely no coordination whatsoever I have already fallen down the stairs three times today and I am now sitting on my couch icing my sprained ankle
I was at DMV a few years ago, and I actually recognized the face of the guy in line behind me. Did he live on my street? No. Go to school with me? Nope. After mentally going through my entire contact list, I finally turned around and said, "Hi! I'm really embarrassed but I'm sure we know each other, right?" And he looked at me oddly for a second and then said, "I don't think I know you, but I'm the ABC evening newscaster." Uh, right. I've been staring at his face every damn night for a half hour for YEARS.
I can't use textas without it somehow getting all over my fingers.
I can't do a lot of "around the house" stuff. I never hang pictures right. They barely stay on the wall and are always crooked. Most other stuff is done with a lick and some spit.
I can't roll my r's. I'm DYING to learn to speak Spanish, but I end up sounding like an idiot.
I can't say "car park" or "coin toss" without inverting the first letters. I can sometimes hear when I say "par cark" but I never hear "toin coss" it always sounds right to me.
I can't tell time unless the clock is digital, and I get very very stuck on making change with physical money as opposed to credit cards. I also still can't create all the letters in cursive. (Yet I've taken to writing in Greek)
Don't get me started on figuring out precentage of ANYTHING. Impossible! I've been showed about 20 different ways and I still don't get it.
I cannot, for the life of me, remember the artist or album of a specific song. I'll know the lyrics word for word but good luck getting me to tell you who sang it or which album its on! I also cannot braid my own hair, tie a knot that will reliably stay tied (all my laced shoes have slide fasteners on them), or understand the air pressure in my tires. I can fence with a sword in each hand and dead-eye a knife throwing target, but I'm fairly sure I'm going to die when my tires inevitably explode.
I can't purr - I have tried and tried but sounds like i'm hacking - haven't given up but dont see success anytime soon!
I've had multiple people try to teach me to play chess and I. Just. Can't. I'm otherwise educated, intelligent, and logical, but chess? Forget it.
I can’t describe someone; so if I was ever a witness to a crime the description of the person would be such a mess and based on characters I’ve seen on anime, movies, shows and music videos lol. I’d be such an unreliable witness. But the sad part is like if I ever see someone more than once I could tell you when and where. 😔
I can’t say the word colloquialism no matter how hard I try. It even took me 3 tries to look up the spelling because I can’t wrap my brain around the pronunciation.
I can't snap my fingers, so I guess I'm neither inevitable nor Iron Man. :P I also can't swim very well.
I cannot for the life of me judge distances-I mean I will park about four feet away from the curb and think 'OMG! I bet I'm up on that curb!'
I can not be on time to save my life, would hope to for someone else's but I always seem to be 20 min late or 20 min early.
I have to put my fingers in my ears when I wet my hair and rinse the shampoo and conditioner out when I shower. I can’t gargle because of my gag reflex. I can raise my left eyebrow but not my right eyebrow. Just to name a few.
Hey!!! I just found out I can't raise my right eyebrow either. I'll just add that to my list.
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