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In a world that’s in a constant state of change, you can never stop learning. That’s why many of us are always hungry for tasty knowledge bites and nibbles of information to help us better navigate our surroundings. However, as much as it is easy to be amazed by what humanity and nature are capable of, there’s also a darker side we often overlook.

So quite recently, Redditor RefrigeratorDry495 decided to learn more about it and reached out to AskReddit to start up a thread about simple yet incredibly disturbing and scary facts. People from far and wide rolled up their sleeves and started typing out responses that really are not for the faint of heart.

From creepy stuff about our past to alarmingly unsettling statistics, we at Bored Panda handpicked some of the most popular answers from the thread. So if you’re ready to witness how real life can be far more terrifying than fiction, continue scrolling and share your thoughts with us in the comments! A small note of warning, though, some of these facts can seem a bit overwhelming, so if you’re in great need of something lighter, take a look at our recent post full of wholesome stories right here.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Sharks have been around for at least 420 million years, meaning they have survived four of the “big five” mass extinctions. That makes them older than humanity, older than Mount Everest, older than dinosaurs, older even than trees. Yet we could potentially see them extinct in our lifetime

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before If a biological trait is common in almost every human, then it evolved for a reason. Almost everybody has the same response to the "uncanny valley," or in other words we are made uncomfortable by things that look almost human but not quite. This implies humans once had a reason to fear something that looks human but isn't.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Egyptian mummies wouldn’t be so rare today if the Victorian British hadn’t eaten most of them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also burned them as fuel, especially in Egypt. Short on firewood? Burn the lovingly-preserved bodies of ancient locals. Colonialists were crappy people.

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If there’s one thing that never ceases to amaze us, it's the amount of knowledge in the world. We can spend a lifetime trying to make sense of our surroundings by gathering new information every chance we get. One additional perk is that we get to spice up dull conversations and come up with new brilliant ideas to make this planet just a tad better.

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More often than not, however, we applaud and celebrate the technological breakthroughs that we humans manage to create and also the mesmerizing beauty of the natural world. Let’s be honest, the disturbing and scary facts about real life may catch our attention, but they’re bound to send shivers down our spines. Sure, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but who really wants to know about massive super volcanos or missing nuclear weapons that have never been recovered? That's nightmare material right there.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before You have no way of really knowing if everyone experiences reality and consciousness the same way you do.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Statistically speaking, if you are a woman and get murdered, it was most likely by a family member, partner or ex-partner, in your own home.

If you are a man and get murdered, it was most likely by an acquaintance or stranger, in a public place.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Maximum part of oxygen came from sea/oceans. But people always talks about protecting trees not sea/oceans.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If i am not mistaken (correct me if i am) algae and corrals do most of the work converting Carbon dioxide to oxygen

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But it looks like turning a blind eye to the uneasy side of life is not that easy. You see, there’s one thing we humans are wired to do — seek out the gloom. As daunting as that may sound, we have this tendency to give more significance to negative thoughts than positive or neutral ones, something the experts call the negativity bias.

Rick Hanson, Ph.D., psychologist and author of Hardwiring Happiness, explained that humans evolved to be fearful, and it helped keep us alive. "This vulnerability to feeling threatened has effects at many levels, ranging from individuals, couples, and families, to schoolyards, organizations and nations," he wrote and stressed how important it is to be aware of how our brains become wary if we want to regain some amount control in the way we perceive the world.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before the world invests more money in viagra and botox than in the study of Alzheimer

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you suggesting that the world is hard and expressionless when it comes to Alzheimer's research?

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Moving back the start time for school in an area resulted in 70% less car accidents.

Similarly at each daylight saving, heart attacks and accidents decrease with an hour of extra sleep and increase with an hour less of sleep.

Sleep is crazy important.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moving back the start time would mean less sleep though right? ..I'm just confused on that part because it resulted in less accidents when school was earlier but similarly the extra hours sleep meant less heart attacks and accidents..sleep is important but wouldn't you be losing sleep if the school run was earlier ?

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Cotard's syndrome, also called "walking corpse syndrome," is a condition wherein the patient believes they are dead, dying, missing parts of their bodies, or don't exist.

Some people with Cotard's syndrome may stop speaking or eating since they believe they're dead.

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Hanson stated that the nervous system has been evolving for 600 million years. "Our ancestors had to make a critical decision many times a day: approach a reward or avoid a hazard,” he wrote. People had to find food, have children, and hide from predators to survive and avoid threats.

However, if our ancestors missed out on food one day, they could easily find some more the next. But if they failed to dodge potential dangers, they didn't get the chance to pass on their genes to future generations. "Consequently, your body generally reacts more intensely to negative stimuli than to equally strong positive ones," Hanson explained.

#10

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before You can condition someone with zero personal/family history of mental illness into having some very severe mental illnesses within about a week.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before The entire planet could be immediately destroyed by any one of a number of cosmic events that we have no way of seeing or stopping like rogue black holes.

Worse...there are some events we can very much see coming, but do absolutely nothing about.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before I read somewhere ( don’t remember where) that you are more likely to be bitten by someone in New York than to be bitten by a shark.

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"The alarm bell of your brain — the amygdala (you’ve got two of these little almond-shaped regions, one on either side of your head) — uses many of its neurons to look for bad news: it’s primed to go negative in most people," the psychologist continued. "Once it sounds the alarm, negative events and experiences get quickly stored in memory — in contrast to positive events and experiences, which are not prioritized in the same way."

But while this is a great way to pass on gene copies, our quality of life has been improving significantly and proving we don’t actually need to feel afraid or anxious all of the time. To lead a healthy and fulfilling life, we need to better grasp this tendency to focus on the negativities and understand that things are usually not as bad. So if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the discomforting things around you, try to pay attention to what’s in front of you.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Yellowstone is a giant super volcano. If it blows, things on this planet will go really bad really fast.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there any geologist here? How many super volcanoes do exist on the Earth?

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Every time you move your eyes from one spot to another, you go blind for the instant your eyes are moving. It’s called “Saccadic masking”, it’s an evolutionary trait to stop us from getting motion sick.

Your brain fills in the blank spot with whatever you end up looking at and context clues. It’s why when you first look at a clock, the second hand seems to take longer to click the first time

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Chimps don't attack to kill. Instead they aim for the genitals, face, and fingers and will leave the opponent alive.

There have been many people who have owned chimps who have turned on their owners and left them incredibly disfigured. One case, the chimp ripped a man's junk off. In all cases, faces were mutilated and fingers were chewed off. It's pretty much how they instinctively fight in the wild.

So if you think that chimp is going to be a cute pet, better think twice. Even if you raised it since it was born, they'll turn on you at any second. A disfigurement roulette waiting to happen.

Vile creatures.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think anyone who keeps a chimp as a pet is rather asking for problems. They aren't meant to be pets!

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"Focusing on the things we can control alleviates some of the fear. Change is a part of life. It is in acknowledging this fact that we can live a healthier, less stressful life from day to day," Shari Botwin, LCSW and author of Thriving After Trauma, explained to Bored Panda in an earlier interview

"It is natural for us to go into flight or fight mode when we feel scared or in danger," she said and added that it’s best to take a minute and assess the situation you are facing. "Ask yourselves, 'Is the fear I am experiencing in my mind and body matching the current situation, or am I also reacting to other events that left me feeling traumatized or stranded in the past?'"

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before If given access to it, butterflies will happily drink blood.

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Despite literally all war propaganda from every country saying otherwise, you are not going to make an individual impact in glorious battle and die valiantly in a hail of bullets. Statistically, you are overwhelmingly more likely to be killed by an explosive device launched miles away by a vehicle you will never see, long before you ever get a chance to pull the trigger.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And literally EVERY country runs its own propaganda in all wars. That includes OUR side in the Ukraine war. Some things are not reported, some things that are reported are not true and some is exaggeration. Some of it isn't even news but is designed to make you support the war itself. Keep your eyes peeled for it. Harder to do when the propaganda involves limiting the outlets for news to their own side only. You have nothing to compare it to..

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before idk why this freaks some ppl out, but gelatin is made out of bones. That's right - your melted marshmallow in your hot chocolate is melted animal bone. It's good stuff.

That's why the traditional marshmallows aren't vegan or halal...

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The trauma specialist suggested that it is best to respond to your fear with words of reassurance and compassion. "Try and put the fear in perspective. Don't go through these feelings alone. Call a friend or talk to a family member. Process what you are feeling so you can sort through where the fear is coming from. Remind yourselves it is perfectly normal to feel afraid at times. It is an emotion that comes and goes, especially if you have experienced anything that left you feeling afraid," Botwin advised.

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If it's sufficiently dark, you will hallucinate your reflection as a different entity and it will appear to start moving on it's own.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never find out if this is true because I REFUSE to look in a mirror in a semi-dark room. I've just seen too many horror movies to fall for that! LOL!

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A male honey bee's ejaculation is so strong it makes his d**k explode, killing him.

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I’m friends with a professor of soil ecology here in the Midwest. She says that if we don’t change our current farming practices, much of the Midwest’s soil will be infertile with one to two generations.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Capgras Syndrome is a mental delusion where you believe that the people closest to you have been replaced by impostors

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Squirrels carry all the same diseases as rats but humans don’t mind because their cute.

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Your phone is likely spying on you right now as you're reading this

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#25

The leap in technological advancement from us to a race that could *actually* traverse the galaxy/universe is astronomically ludicrous. We are absolutely nothing in comparison to any race that has created ways to reach us.

Meaning any race capable of finding us would be so advanced and so much more knowledgeable than us that they could observe us without us ever knowing. They would have technologies, weapons, etc outside our realm of understanding and would be able to annihilate us with ease, just given the fact that their ability to generate/harness power would be unparalleled.

If any alien ever came to earth with hostile tendencies, short of a miracle, we’d be doomed.

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Alligators can climb trees

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness there are no alligators here in Australia! *crocodile the size of a van appears* D'OH!

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before 6 nuclear weapons have been lost and never recovered since the 1950s.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the time someone thinks to check out the mysterious object stashed under my house, it will be too late to stop me. MWAHAHAHAH!

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40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Your eyes have a seperate immune-system from the rest of your body. Once your body's immune system discovers you have eyes, it will attack and inflame the blood vessels in the back of your eyes. This can lead to your vision decreasing or even going blind.

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The odds of dying in a car accident are 1 in 107.

Not only that you can die in a car only going 40mph and something like 30-percent of the people driving after 10pm are driving drunk.

Driving is super dangerous and most people take it for granted.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently learned of 'floppy' physics which explains the phenomena of drunk drivers escaping from fatal accidents with minimal injuries because the alcohol is a relaxant and stops them reacting and tensing during the crash. Other non-intoxicated occupants/pedestrians are not so lucky

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Dell computers were so bad that there was a website where you could click a button and it would show someone's random webcam without them knowing.

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If you live in a major city there is a nuke aimed at you

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent much of my life living near a nuclear base. The advantage is that, if nuclear war breaks out, you will be killed instantaneously rather than the lingering death from radiation poisoning..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes once lived near a nuclear power plant. The front of the phone book had blast radius map: within this circle you die immediately, this one so many hours...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If nukes are fired I hope one hits me right in the forehead 'cause I don't want to live in the aftermath.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Define major. There are people in Podunk Indiana who are convinced that there are terrorists in Iran plotting their demise.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember a article back in the 70s. about group of well to do people who'd set up a restricted community in some valley in oregon(?). The article interviewed a few of them and they were very smug about the fact that they were preppers and safe from 'the bomb'. Next issue had a letter that said if there hadn't been a bomb with their name on it there most certainly was now :)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found out years ago that literally every person in America thinks they live at "ground zero" - I've had people all over the country claim that, for some specious reason or other, they will be "the first ones hit by the Russian nukes". It's a funny conceit.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or near a large military base, a larger three letter agency installation, etc. There are a LOT of nukes that have MIRVs (Multiple Independent Reentry Vehicle).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in the 70's, I had a nuclear attack map. I've made it a point to live close to the Zone 1 ranges ever since. Including suburbs near military bases. It's an event I don't want to hang around in for very long.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I nevered worried about that because I lived in Sunnycvale, CA for about 30 years. At one far corner of Moffet Field NAS was a blue building known as "The Blue Cube." It was an Air Force installation where most of the US Spy satellites were controlled. We would have been hit about 100 times.

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Kathleen Pearlman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Kentucky near Fort Knox. That was a scary thought. Now I live in New Jersey, not near anything but NYC. That wasn't scary until 9/11. Now Fort Knox doesn't seem so bad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even a major City. A lovely chap in a newspaper article in Christchurch New Zealand mentioned he had moved to that city from Moscow after he saw Chch targeted in a nuclear silo he was doing his national service in.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the cold war most of western Europe was a target because of US military stationed there, as far as I remember. I was a child in the 80s and mostly remember that my home region Bonn/Cologne would have been a big, big crater.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a Civics teacher in junior high tell us that we would be bombed early in a war since we lived about 55 miles from an Air Force base and between 2 large cities and near 2 major national highways. Talk about feeling doomed when your are a kid.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the one reason I can think of for living in North Dakota. (Sorry North Dakotans).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That we're one gigantic target? Between Grand Forks AFB, Minot AFB, the Air Reserve Wing in Fargo, and all the little sneaky c**p the military does here- like training drone pilots and controlling drones from the University of ND School of Aerospace, North Dakota will likely end up a huge, glass bottomed smoking hole if it hits the fan. The target map I liberated when I mustered out of the USAF, which dates from the late '80's, shows hundreds of weapons targeting just Grand Forks- 342, if memory serves. Boom, indeed.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up in the suburbs of Washington DC during the Cold War. We all knew there were nukes pointed at us. It was extra scary for us.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Works for me. Makes me one step ahead of bills, payments and rent.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only do we have them aimed at us, where I live there actually was a false alert a few years ago that made it seem as if one was sent to us. It even had some people trying to hide in sewers. Many thought the end was there for them :/

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in a BIG military town (including NSA-type stuff), so I'm pretty sure there are multiple nukes pointed at me as I type this. On the flip side, this means the town is also probably more well-defended than most, too.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another lie. ICBM's aren't given a final target untill (just before) launch.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, if you live near NORAD or any other high priority target.... chances are pretty high that those are on top of every target list

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing my town is normal and is normal wait that is why they put the department of energy in my town... anyway time to live in a cave!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Livednear a nuclear power plant, had a fall out shelter in the basement of the high-school. In the south...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Countries that have nuclear weapons will never use them. There will always be retaliation and the end result will be no living animals anywhere on the planet. MAD is what this is called: Mutually Achieved Destruction.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you live in Fargo or Grand Forks North Dakota, you have dozens of nukes aimed at you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone is in New York, DC, LA, or London, England, they're definitely targets.

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Keisha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well,I won't be incinerated immediately because I live so far from a major city.

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Paul Griffin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cockroaches and farmers will survive. Their babies will be nuke proof.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time for a random conspiracy theory. During joint Atlantic exercises with the US, a British nuclear submarine accidentally launched a missile on a pre-planned vector towards Florida. Extrapolating from their normal place of operation, in the north sea, it implied the nuke was intended to hit somewhere in Britain. So why nuke your own country? The theory goes that the UK brass are banking on the US turning Russia into nuclear slag and they don't need British help. The biggest threat to politicians in their bunkers in a nuclear winter is the surviving population. So, nuke the masses so the administration can survive in peace.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except that most are aimed at Montana because we have a large majority of America's missile defense system(Minuteman III), gotta take us out before their nukes can reach the big cities. Between that, Yellowstone blowing up, and all these a$$holes moving up here, we're f@cked!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't live in a major city, but I know there's nukes in my town. I can't say how I know without giving personal information away and telling y'all where I live. BACK, YOU SAVAGES, BACK, I SAY!!!!!!!

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#32

If you have a parasite in your body, there's only a slim chance you'll know about it before it pops out of your skin or leaves through the back door.

Also, some parasites pop out of skin.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a nightmare about a worm coming out of my leg when I was like 6 or 7. Still remember it

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#33

You can be seriously Injured from a sneeze

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was washing up and had plates in both hands when a sneeze came at me. I didn't want to drop the plates so I braced myself for an uncontrolled sneeze. It put my back out. I thought I had slipped a disc and was bedridden for two weeks! The pain was tremendous and I couldn't walk. I had to crawl to my bed. Beware of sneezes, yes they spread diseases but nobody ever talks about the injuries they cause. Beware.

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#35

We have trace amounts of iron, gold, nickel, and silver within our bloodstream which means with enough people you could drain them of their blood, dilute it down to separate it, and eventually be able to make a full ingot of iron, gold, nickel, and silver.

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#36

Bored ducklings can become cannibals!

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#37

If chronic wasting disease jumps to humans, the Zombie Apocalypse may become a real thing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Masses of dumb people unable to think for themselves and going after people with brains ... Yeah, think it's already here lol...

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#38

Hippos can't swim. (I was disturbed)

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#39

If a panda finds a fresh carcass, they'll eat it

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