For a romance novel to be successful, it has to be steamy from the moment readers lay their eyes on it. The book covers that end up on these titillating texts, however, are often just as over-the-top as the stories they adorn, and usually, feature airbrushed models in dramatically sensual poses. When you put simple, everyday people in the same photoshoot ideas, it's even harder to take it all seriously.
According to writer Lorraine Heath, who was interviewed by Cosmopolitan back in February, romance novel covers are almost the lifeblood of the genre. "Romance readers do base a lot on the covers. That’s the first thing that they look for... I’ve seen readers post that they’ve picked up books simply because they wanted the cover that was on the book," she shared. "The photo ideas need to be a little provocative. It’s also helpful if it tries to capture the mood of the story."
Photographer and photo editor Kathleen Kamphausen decided to tone it down, though, and in the most entertaining way possible. She recreated some of the most passionate front covers of love stories using Average Joes instead of Fabios, and they pretty much look like most of us trying to be seductive on any given day. Have a scroll through the funny photos below, and vote the ones that you'd buy over the bestsellers in a heartbeat. Keep it simple, folks!
(h/t: Cosmopolitan)
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Where The H*ck are his studded leather BDSM bracelets? They ruined it!
It really does look like she's getting a really nice head massage and is enjoying it. Doesn't even look particularly pervy.
the first girl looks a bit like Sarah Michelle Gellar (not sure if i spelt that right)
Easy to see that the hands on the head are forceful, and the position of her face indicative tho turned 180 from purpose.
Read this changing the character's names with politicians, or people you know. You will have a good laugh.
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All of these bodies are beautiful, whether they be Fabio's or not. Let's embrace body positivity for ALL people.
To be fair, 5 of them are the same author. Other than that, maybe they use similar pen names so people that don't pay attention will think they are the other writer.
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Years ago when I worked in bookstore we had some women who be there literally the minute we opened on Tuesday to buy the new releases the day they came out.
Seriously I would buy a romance novel with him on the cover in a minute.
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Somehow, the reality doesn't quite compare with the fantasy. Ah well, such is life, I suppose.
I wish I have one day a husband I can do such silly stuff with :) #couplegoals
I must tell you how much I love those old covers. I have bought countless paperbacks because of these magnificent covers. And Fabio? Sigh.
I don't think that the 2nd pictures are bad at all. They need that airbrush feel and color added and they would be just as appealing as the originals. But that is just my opinion...
Oh gosh - I DO read some of these (between my cerebral book club assignments!) but these covers are beyond hilarious!
As someone who reads romance novels, the funny thing is that the covers that look like this anymore are usually an indication that it's badly written. Most decent ones now feature clothes or don't have people at all.
They were all so great! Couldn't decide which one was better! Loved it!
Why do "regular people" have to mean fat and sloppy? People who take care of their bodies are regular too.
Read this changing the character's names with politicians, or people you know. You will have a good laugh.
Load More Replies... All of these bodies are beautiful, whether they be Fabio's or not. Let's embrace body positivity for ALL people.
To be fair, 5 of them are the same author. Other than that, maybe they use similar pen names so people that don't pay attention will think they are the other writer.
Load More Replies... Years ago when I worked in bookstore we had some women who be there literally the minute we opened on Tuesday to buy the new releases the day they came out.
Seriously I would buy a romance novel with him on the cover in a minute.
Load More Replies... Somehow, the reality doesn't quite compare with the fantasy. Ah well, such is life, I suppose.
I wish I have one day a husband I can do such silly stuff with :) #couplegoals
I must tell you how much I love those old covers. I have bought countless paperbacks because of these magnificent covers. And Fabio? Sigh.
I don't think that the 2nd pictures are bad at all. They need that airbrush feel and color added and they would be just as appealing as the originals. But that is just my opinion...
Oh gosh - I DO read some of these (between my cerebral book club assignments!) but these covers are beyond hilarious!
As someone who reads romance novels, the funny thing is that the covers that look like this anymore are usually an indication that it's badly written. Most decent ones now feature clothes or don't have people at all.
They were all so great! Couldn't decide which one was better! Loved it!
Why do "regular people" have to mean fat and sloppy? People who take care of their bodies are regular too.
