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Kids’ logic is a thing of envy. The way they think isn’t bound to some particular reality or concept of reasoning that dictates the rules for the conclusions they have to reach. It’s beautiful because they have unrestricted freedom to be as silly and as adorable as they want without sweating or even understanding it.

Twitter user @sumerianbby shared a story of how she, being a mere 6-year-old, misunderstood the notion of an expiration date on her father’s ID and started crying—she thought it was a particular time for when dad was going to pass away. Kids.

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Soon a slew of people joined the conversation, sharing their own stories of how they confused simple concepts and reinterpreted them the way their x-year-old kiddy selves could—using adorable kids’ logic.

Check out the curated list of the best stories Tweeters have shared below and vote as well as comment on the submissions you enjoyed the most. And if you have your own stories to share, why not do that in the comment section below!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha that's so sweet!sometimes i did that when they were cooking at the tv! I thought they will feel bad looking at me and give a piece! Never worked😭😭

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This wouldn't be the scariest thing of the movie! Imagine if they really had to send him in the jungle until someone gets on dice 5 or 8?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What should my cousin say then? His mother ate the whole buffet at the wedding including him! She was pregnant at the wedding😅😅

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, but you see cows do make cheese... when they haven't been milked for a few days ;-)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not advised to do that! It's better to explain and reassure the child that you are coming back to get it!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The years that followed i was trying to ship my sibling somewhere else all the time

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Egocentrism is quiet normal until the age of around 6. Maybe it took a bit longer for you😅😁

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re lucky. With me, everything stopped when I came into an area.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people are really self centered even when they are a lot older!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who knows, you may be right. For all I know you all exist only because I exist and when I die the universe will instantly collapse

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Anne Lomboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this weird thought, too. And that everything that happens every day is scripted and I'm the only one truly alive. haha

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Super cute but no idea how nor why that made you a "deadass" (nor a "dumbass")

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that too!!! till this day I sometimes still wonder that lol

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Mardie Mohamed
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to think this too, and until now, at 37yo, i still sometimes think about its possibility

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a term for this but I forgot what it's called. We talked about it quite a lot in my college philosophy course many moons ago. It's the thought that nothing exists or happens if you cannot see it. I remember that class be one big mind-f*ck. Our instructor had the ability to take anything that was as black and white as can be and have you thinking very differently about it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My middle sister didn't want my mom's next baby to be a boy because she didn't want to BE a brother.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In North Europe all tv shows and movies are dubbed! I found it so strange that i was wondering if people there know the real voices of the actors (edit: i rephrase that in some countries of North and central Europe I've seen this phenomenon.. haven't been to every country in Europe ok)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He got laid off! More time at home! I hope he found a job soon after though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were parents actually saying that to their kids to make them not to swallow the seeds

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes i also think I'm a cat! Don't want people to touch me, i like sleep and I'm picky with my food

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

until around last year, my kids thought they controlled the back wiper on our car with their voices. if it started raining while we were driving somewhere they'd say "back wiper, wipe one time" and it would! "back wiper, wipe 2 times", and it would! it wasn't until pretty recently that they figured out the wiping mechanism is right at my fingertips, LOL. the way they figured it out was one would say it and turn their heads to make sure it happened, while the other would stare at my hands to see if i did something to trigger the wiper. :-D

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same lie when you meet someone at the street and say hey we should go for a coffee! Never happened ever

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