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Christian Louboutin once remarked that "strangely enough, I think that shoe designs are a communication tool between people." Though some of us don't think twice about what we throw on our feet every day, it might be telling stories about us that only others can see. One retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what 20 different types of shoes say about those who wear them - and the funny descriptions turned out to be more hilarious than anyone could have prepared for. If you're also bored at work right now, these cool photos and funny texts accompanying them might get you through the rest of your long, tedious day. Scroll down to enjoy the life and times of everyone's favorite footwear, and let us know if any of these profiles match you and your shoes!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the golden retriever IS family. All dogs are family to their people. ❤❤❤

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and have a small dog call Bubbles, yoga on Fridays

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband wears a black version of these.; looks like I'll have to keep the ice cream hidden when we become grandparents. He does like a good dad-joke though.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy is so creative :D I can imagine Lauren SO well!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor woman, married at 8 yo? No wonder she hates the (possible) pedophile...

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