Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.
Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!
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Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV
Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon
Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled
Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space
Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick
Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway
Wearing a surgical mask and occasionally coughing guarantees added personal space for my NYC subway rides. ;)
Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving
Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water
Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting
Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead
I've done this to my elbow, had a tiny hole in my black cardigan, was in a hurry, quick fix. Also, life hack: use rubbing alcohol to get permanent marker off :)
Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed
Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up
Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired
Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip
Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish
If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut
Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack
lol in all seriousness, I use eye goggles (cheap ones from the dollar store). I may look ridiculous, but I can get through cutting several onions without tears and burning eyes. Nothing else has worked better than goggles!
Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food
Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely
Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office
Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns
Added bonus: No need for perfume, you'll smell great! (Because who DOESN'T love the smell of popcorn?!)
Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice
Use This Tip If You Are A Student
Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners
Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power
Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience
Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta
Save Money With This Life Hack
Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image
Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life
Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming
Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work
Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill
Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet
Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter
Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford
If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up
My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks
Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up
Use Ketchup As A Bookmark
Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip
Use Ruler For This Life Hack
Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic
Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings
Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again
Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks
Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping
Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke
Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara
Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti
Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes
Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock
Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers
Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas
Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard
Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)
Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last
Millions of people would actually believe this. They all voted for Trump coincidentally.
Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast
Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch
Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans
Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds
Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel
Money Tip
Water Cool Your Computer When It's Running Too Hot To Keep The Temperatures Down
Use A High-Powered Box Fan And Funnel To Quickly Paint Interior Walls
This should only be done for colour refreshing (and should be kept as a "professional" secret)
Put Earplugs In Your Nose To Make It Harder To Breathe
Replace A Broken Ring Of The Shower Curtain With This Easy Hack
Make Homemade Wet Wipes By Soaking Toilet Paper Under Warm Water
When You Break A Glass In The Kitchen, Press The Inner Fleshy Part Of Your Hand Against The Floor To Pick Up The Tiniest Glass Shards That Your Broom And Vacuum Leave Behind
Put A Can Of Beer Between Your Legs When There Is No Beer Holder In Your Car
Access iPhone 7 Headphone Jack With This Simple Hack
Thanks for the exact mm sizing tip. I've been trying to get the correct size for a week.
Put Dried Oak Chips Directly On The Elements Of Your Electric Oven To Give Chicken And Other Meats A Delicious Smokey Flavor While They Cook
Roll Your Window Down, Put A Six Pack Of Beer On It And Roll It Back Up To Keep Half Your Beer Cold On Your Commute To Work
Add An Extra 1-2 PSI To The Driver Side Front Tire When Inflating Your Tires, Because That's The One That Has To Support Your Fat Ass
Pray Yourself In The Eyes With Windex To Quickly Clean Your Contacts Without The Hassle Of Removing Them
Use A Hair Dryer To Preheat A Pizza If You Don't Have A Microwave
Use Plastic Wrap As A Waterproof Phone Case
Ziploc bag works better because there aren't any seams for the water to seep through like plastic wrap. My sister uses it all the time, it works.