Are you looking for terrible and completely useless life tips? Then you've come to the right place! Bored Panda has compiled a list of the crappiest advice ever.

Some of them come from a sub-Reddit called /r/ShittyLifeProTips, and while they won't actually help you to achieve much, they are at least useful when it comes to making us laugh. From using ketchup as a bookmark, to saving yourself precious time by adding toothpaste to meals, these "pro" life tips are sure to put a smile on your face while completely failing to help you in any practical way. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

P.S.: These tips are a joke and may be dangerous, don't try them yourself!

#1

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

Use A Toilet Seat To Put Your Plate On While Watching TV

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Henry Winter
Community Member
4 years ago

that is kinda a solid idea

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#2

Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

Take A Selfie Through A Toilet Roll Tube And Pretend You're The Moon

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yulia missy
Community Member
4 years ago

Remaind me of the sun at teletubies

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#3

Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

Spray Your Headphones With Some "Johnson's No More Tangles" When They Are Tangled

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

genial

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#4

Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

Cut Your Tennis Balls In Half To Store Two More Balls In Each Can, Saving Space

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

that's obvious

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#5

Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

Sneak A Chocolate Into American Movie Theatres With This Trick

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Sheralyn
Community Member
4 years ago

Eh. Looks like this might work in America. You guys can carry guns in some states right?

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#6

Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

Use This Vest Protect Your Personal Space On The Subway

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

I AM INVINCIBLE XD

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#7

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

Use The Metal Part Of Your Seat Belt To Open Beers While Driving

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Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

Sadly, I've known people who do this...

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#8

Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

Magnify Your Phone's Screen By Putting It In A Glass Of Water

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

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This is beyond idiocy

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#9

Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

Keep Cake Moist By Eating It All In One Sitting

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Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

I thought everyone knew this...Also, if having company, make 2 cakes.

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#10

Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

Don't Buy New Socks. Use A Permanent Marker Instead

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yulia missy
Community Member
4 years ago

And your feet can breathe too lol

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#11

Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

Put Your New Tv Box On Your Neighbor's Side So You Wouldn't Get Robbed

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, that's a good idea......

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#12

Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

Use Laptop Chargers To Heat Snacks Up

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Carolina Santos
Community Member
4 years ago

This is actually a great idea!

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#13

Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

Put A Bean Filled Glove On Your Baby's Back When You Want Your Kids To Feel Loved, But You're Too Tired

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Teija Kettunen
Community Member
4 years ago

If it works, why not?

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#14

Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

Impress Your Guests And Reduce Clutter With This Simple Tip

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Mick and Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

I use them to place cotton balls soaked in antbait. Works a treat :)

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#15

Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

Tired Of Ironing Your Shirts? Get Fat And Watch Those Creases Vanish

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

F**k, they know my secret plan!

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#16

If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

If You See Someone Crying, Ask If It Is Because Of Their Haircut

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

XD

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#17

Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

Stop Tears In The Kitchen With This Life Hack

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Quant
Community Member
4 years ago

actually nose is half of the problem

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#18

Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

Save Time By Adding Toothpaste To Your Food

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

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This very much a cringeworthy hack or someone is just trying too hard

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#19

Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

Use This Tip When You Want To Take A S**t Discretely

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Kaz Baz
Community Member
4 years ago

Or a loud cough!!!

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#20

Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

Use Duct Tape And Fork When There's No Spoon In The Office

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Shari H
Community Member
4 years ago

That is not duct tape

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#21

Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

Use Your Hood As A Bowl For Popcorns

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Lena Sterling
Community Member
4 years ago

Or use a bowl.

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#22

Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

Use Your Phones When You Put Too Much Water In Your Rice

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

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Actually you're supposed to add your phone to dry rice..

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#23

Use This Tip If You Are A Student

Use This Tip If You Are A Student

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Justyna
Community Member
4 years ago

move to another country, study for free. or for little money.

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#24

Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

Use Your Cat To Clean Your Floors And Save On Expensive Store-Bought Cleaners

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Leto Atreides
Community Member
4 years ago

A dead cat works too

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#25

Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

Plug A Surge Protector Into Itself For Infinite Power

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Carolina Santos
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG, infinite power!

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#26

Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

Use This Go Go Gadget On A Sunny Day Out For A Hands Free Experience

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John Davis Jr.
Community Member
4 years ago

bumbrella?

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#27

Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

Just Add Water For A Quick And Easy Pasta

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Lena Sterling
Community Member
4 years ago

Just add water for a quick and easy death

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#28

Save Money With This Life Hack

Save Money With This Life Hack

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Nancy Arnold
Community Member
4 years ago

Erm I've done this a few times !

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#29

Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image

Check If You Are Colorblind With This Useful Image

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Your Friendly Neighbourhood Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Evil!

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#30

Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

Eat For Free For The Rest Of Your Life

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Adolf Escamilla
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant!!

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#31

Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

Reverse Your Window A/C Unit Like So To Save On A Costly Heating. It's Also Good For The Environment Because It Cools The Outside, Reducing Global Warming

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Fernando Fumero
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, that's actually the principle of heat pumps...

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#32

Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

Use This Hack When Your Car Heater Doesn't Work

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Wendy
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant !!!

Day Oliveira
Community Member
4 years ago

It scares me that some people would try this.

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Amelia Ch
Community Member
4 years ago

Good tip for someone who don't like to spend holidays with family or don't like family at all or don't like to live...

Cheryl Birkhimer
Community Member
4 years ago

It scares me that some people take these tips seriously.

Peter Hanus
Community Member
4 years ago

Can't wait to try it! I'll let you know how it goes.

Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

I know people I would like to suggest this to. Fortunately, some of them aren't bright enough not to do it.

Tiago Cabral
Community Member
4 years ago

This shot kill you and your family.... lol

Highwalker
Community Member
4 years ago

This one gets the Darwin award!!

Riccardo Mancini
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm in the car now and it really wor.......

Bee Hale
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh man! No no no no AND no. This will you!!

Donald Pelton
Community Member
2 years ago

It would keep you warm for the last 30 minutes of your life.

Maria Meloni
Community Member
2 years ago

Dead but warm, it really makes the difference

LazyPanda
Community Member
2 years ago

Another quick and easy death heck

Špela Hojnik
Community Member
2 years ago

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Charmia Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

Perfect sense people perfect sense

Carol Hargrave
Community Member
3 years ago

Certainly won't be death defying.

Cindy Goldsberry-Waters
Community Member
3 years ago

if you want to die!

Janet Margaret
Community Member
3 years ago

and then die suffocated

Audrey Gauci
Community Member
3 years ago

And kill you family at the same time! Double bonus!

Adintya Gusti
Community Member
4 years ago

actually it's you end up in hospital because of carbon monoxide toxication :))

Sunny Dangui
Community Member
4 years ago

And walk around intoxicated by gas..

Don Hassen
Community Member
4 years ago

Lmao! This should be way higher on the charts

Yael Furman
Community Member
4 years ago

It has been done in the past, you know :-( On WW2.

Katherine Browning
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG would someone take this seriously somewhere??

West Hood
Community Member
4 years ago

😖☠️💨

Susann Campbell
Community Member
4 years ago

No Presents to buy!!

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Good ol' fashioned family suicide?

Šimon Špaček
Community Member
4 years ago

That was tested in Germany during second world war...

Heather Cox
Community Member
4 years ago

No different than someone smoking in their car.

Amanda Codlin
Community Member
4 years ago

Umm if you look at the statistics, u will probably find no one has died smoking in their car as quick as carbon monoxide/dioxide will kill u

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Chelsie Crisman
Community Member
4 years ago

The exhaust would kill you

adoracat
Community Member
4 years ago

Natural selection at its finest! (All joke life "hacks")

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#33

Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

Use Shopping Cart As A Backyard Grill

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, that' s not expensive, they cost only one Euro here

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#34

Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

Use A Fork In Case You Haven't Mastered Chopsticks Yet

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

seems legit

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#35

Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

Put A Plastic Bag Over Your Head To Make You Pass Out So Work Feels Shorter

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Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
4 years ago

Worth it.

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#36

Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

Buy As Many Tickets As You Can Afford

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

well...I thinke the chances are 1 to 148 000 000 in a lottery 6 of 49...you have to buy a lot of tickets :-)

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#37

If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

If You're Up Really Late Studying For Finals, Try Swapping Your Contact Solution With Coffee For A Quick Pick-Me-Up

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

My cousin did that, he was sent to the hospital. Been blind for three weeks

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#38

Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

Suicidal? Buy Yourself A Bright New Pair Of Nikes To Cheer Yourself Up

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Gigg
Community Member
4 years ago

Sooooooo daaark !!!

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#39

Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

Use Ketchup As A Bookmark

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Laury M.
Community Member
4 years ago

I would strangle anyone who would do that with my books .__.

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#40

Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

Save Your Time When Working With Electric By Using This Tip

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Lubka Sutton
Community Member
4 years ago

:D

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#41

Use Ruler For This Life Hack

Use Ruler For This Life Hack

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

but how

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#42

Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

Mix 2 Tbs Lemon Juice, 2 Tbs Vinegar, And 3 Tbs Salt, Then Apply It To Open Cuts And Scrapes Using A Clean Toothbrush As A Safe And Natural Antibiotic

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

OW OW OW OW OW!!

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#43

Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

Use A Shopping Cart As A Shelf If You Have No Money For The Furnishings

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

for just one Euro at Lidl... limited stocks

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#44

Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

Spilt Coffee On Your Pants And Don't Want To Look Like A Clumsy Dork? Just Soak Your Pants In A Tub Of Coffee So They Turn Into A Uniform Color Again

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cmg
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually did do this once.... I couldn't get a cooking oil stain out of a shirt I loved, so I put the whole shirt in a bucket with oil... it worked.. but then my shirt smelled like olive oil for a while! lmao

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#45

Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

Sign All Of Your Blank Checks Now To Save Time Writing Future Checks

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

By jingo, that's marvellous!

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#46

Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

Use These To Make Your Car Stop Beeping

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Zombie Gurl
Community Member
4 years ago

I didn't know these things existed in stores

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#47

Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

Use The Money That's Always In The Banana Stand To Get Dinner When You Are Broke

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Rainbo
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean, honestly? That should be a thing ;)

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#48

Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

Put Your Bolognese Into The Washing Machine If What You Really Wanted Was Carbonara

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Mick and Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Does anyone else see an eye in the first pic?

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#49

Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

Use This Trick To Make Teacher Think You Are Studying While You're Eating Spaghetti

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Agnieszka Veshapidze
Community Member
4 years ago

Looks delicious.

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#50

Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

Don't Waste Money On A Can Of Air, Just Wash Your Dusty Motherboard With Your Dishes

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Monika Przymuszala
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm having a stroke I think ;)

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#51

Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

Secure Your Lunch With A Padlock

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Happy Ghost
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

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#52

Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

Use Old Keyboard When You Are Short Of Hangers

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Илья Берляев
Community Member
4 years ago

Not wireless one though

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#53

Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

Use A Raw Chicken Breast To Pick Up Crumbs And Dust From Hard To Reach Areas

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Victor Vakaras
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the weirdest looking chicken breast I've ever seen.

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#54

Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

Release Ants Into Your Toaster To Remove Bread Crumbs That Accumulate At The Bottom Which Can Pose A Fire Hazard

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Meike Henneman
Community Member
4 years ago

Smart!

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#55

Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

Use Windshield Wiper Fluid As A "Universal Fluid" For Break Fluid, Engine Oil, Power Steering Or Just Splash Some On Your Car For A Quick Car-Wash (Major Car Companies Don't Want You To Know This)

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

...and if it doens't work, they will sell you a new car...

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#56

Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Millions of people would actually believe this. They all voted for Trump coincidentally.

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#57

Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

Use This Tip For A Quick And Easy Breakfast

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Wendy
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm pondering if this is worth trying ... seriously ...

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#58

Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

Keep Cleaning Supplies And Other Useful Household Items On The Bottom Shelves So You Can Ask A Small Child To Get It For You In A Pinch

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Amazing Fish
Community Member
4 years ago

Who's Your Daddy!

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#59

Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

Use Your Belly Button To Hold Your Jelly Beans

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

until you ate too much and your belly has changed his shape....

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#60

Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

Change Your Iphone 5s Color Within Seconds

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Erik Walters
Community Member
4 years ago

This is how I took apart my Nintendo 64 controller to spray paint it gold. It faded to green later in spots but still I got my limited edition gold controller and system.

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#61

Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

Peel A Banana And Put It Through The Hole On Your Bagel To Create A Bananagel

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

or a human resources issue at work

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#62

Money Tip

Money Tip

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Bella Zyla Harder
Community Member
4 years ago