Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.
Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.
Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.
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Scorpio
Gemini
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Aries
Libra
I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me
Cancer
I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Capricorn
I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...
my capriconic silence can always rub people the wrong way, if they let it get to them that's their own ego. Ever sat in silence with someone and had the most amazing time?
Load More Replies...This is interesting for me. As a Taurus I am supposed to get along with Capricorns but I cant stand these people. :D Man, every Capricorn I have met in my life had huge ego issues. It was impossible for me to have friendship with these people because you have to be extra careful about what you are saying and dont try to joke with them because most probably they wont understand it. Also, they are quite obsessed with being leaders even when they dont have any qualities to do so.
Capricorn ego = too big = costs person when it's alive & equally so if you'd wish to bury it And yes, I'm a Capricorn 8)
don't worry, they didn't get it, hence the negative marks.. 8)
Load More Replies...i don't quite get this one. any capricorns out there care to explain it?
My Capricorn sister wouldn't get it either, I'm sure before I even asked her.
Load More Replies...Lol, I am a capricorn, but I have the tiniest ego I know. Might be because I was born right in between Capricorn and Sagittarius (21-22. Dec), but stilllllllll ~
Well I'm a Capricorn and I'm having a cremation. Maybe not a casket because I want to be scattered in two different places, a feat I have been trying to achieve all my life but failed to be in two places at one time. In death I hope to achieve y goal. That's ego for you!😂💝
I'm a Capricorn, and I used to not believe in this(egos need self-confidence, and I have none😅), but then I met a bunch of other Capricorns and holy mother of pearl, their egos were bigger than their mouths, and that's saying something.
They think they are the ones to run things whether they do it well or not.
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies...Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies...Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!