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Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.

Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.

Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.

More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram

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Aries

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Libra

Libra

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Erzsébet Bükkös
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me

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Cancer

Cancer

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Master Markus
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.

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Pisces

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Pandola
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they hide what they don't like...as stage actors, there's the "behind the scene"...you never get to know them

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Capricorn

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just a thought !
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...

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Rayne Falgout
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my capriconic silence can always rub people the wrong way, if they let it get to them that's their own ego. Ever sat in silence with someone and had the most amazing time?

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Branislava Simić
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is interesting for me. As a Taurus I am supposed to get along with Capricorns but I cant stand these people. :D Man, every Capricorn I have met in my life had huge ego issues. It was impossible for me to have friendship with these people because you have to be extra careful about what you are saying and dont try to joke with them because most probably they wont understand it. Also, they are quite obsessed with being leaders even when they dont have any qualities to do so.

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porcupine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disappointed. The other ones were really good, this is too vague to make any damn sense.

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Hud Devlink
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Capricorn ego = too big = costs person when it's alive & equally so if you'd wish to bury it And yes, I'm a Capricorn 8)

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Capricorn sister wouldn't get it either, I'm sure before I even asked her.

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Cilie Wiko M
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I am a capricorn, but I have the tiniest ego I know. Might be because I was born right in between Capricorn and Sagittarius (21-22. Dec), but stilllllllll ~

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Alice Lock
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'm a Capricorn and I'm having a cremation. Maybe not a casket because I want to be scattered in two different places, a feat I have been trying to achieve all my life but failed to be in two places at one time. In death I hope to achieve y goal. That's ego for you!😂💝

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Lea Panthera
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Capricorn, and I used to not believe in this(egos need self-confidence, and I have none😅), but then I met a bunch of other Capricorns and holy mother of pearl, their egos were bigger than their mouths, and that's saying something.

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IrishGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really a very humble human. I'm confident in some of my abilities, like 'I know what I know' & I'm sure that's interpreted as egotistical, but tbh, it's mostly because I'm extremely insecure about what I *don't* know...fwiw...

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adiana
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A father figure was a Capricorn and he was full of ego. It was his way or the highway and everything I did was wrong anyway. And then he would just cut me off in the end without any explanations or reason.

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endelbendel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They think they are the ones to run things whether they do it well or not.

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