Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.
Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.
Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.
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Scorpio
Gemini
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Aries
Libra
I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me
Unfortunately us Libra's are often misunderstood, and frequently taken advantage of, due to the fact that we love so completely.
I'm a Libra and I agree. But I learned the hard way who deserves my love and who doesn't. The love may be rooted deep but it doesn't mean it's available to all.
Exactly!!! Same thing I just wrote: I can love to the depths of hell, but just as well I can stop loving if you are not worthy of it.
Load More Replies... Aw man, I don't know. I CAN love deeply and fiercely. When I love, I LOVE! But just as well, I can stop loving and caring about someone who crosses me. And my heart has no space for hate. Just love, but not for just about anyone, and not forever. You need to deserve it!
This is completely Libra. We love with a love that is more than love.
I used to love a Libra a lot , my best friend , and then I lost the person , because of a small misunderstanding , and we still talk now ... But as acquaintances ... It doesn't help that we have a lot of common friends too .. Cause we were in the same group .
Cancer
I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Capricorn
I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
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Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies... Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
