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"When you are the first to laugh at yourself, everyone else laughs with you, not at you."

There's a subreddit called r/SuicideByWords and its 674K members are sharing photos of the best (worst?) self-inflicted insults they can find on the internet. And believe me, they're the best at what they do. I refuse to believe there's a place where self-deprecating humor is edgier and funnier than here.

From regular guys denouncing their sexual performance to aging movie stars questioning their relevance, this subreddit has it all!

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That’s A Yikes From Me

That’s A Yikes From Me

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Monty Is Fiennes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im an introvert, I reckon I go the better part of a year alone without thinking about it... I would eventually go weird, but I think I could live like that especially if I had dogs....

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tuzdayschild
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the months! I sign up for all the months! All the months! I sign up for all the months!

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K Witmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I could do that no problem for at least a year or two

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Steffen Rehm
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw a picture of a lighthouse in a harsh sea. The text explained how lonely the one person in the tower is. i was so mad and jealous. And still be. :D

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Martha Meyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd sign up for a maximum of two months. I'm an introvert but that's probably as much as I could take before going crazy.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of these stupid posts. They only do them to hook people. They always say something where you'd get a ridiculous amount of money to do something that a lot of people would happily do.

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Bryn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By 0 interaction, does that mean in person or online?

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Dilly Millandry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No interaction with a living being of any kind by any method. No pets, no talking online.

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Mike Ward
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could easily go a year or more. I've accidentally gone months before.

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iblowsheep
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would PAY for that opportunity, i probably, oh s**t i mean definitely couldn't swing $500k but we can negotiate right?

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Theresa Walker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many months CAN I sign up for? One Year's worth? Two Years' worth? Three Years' worth?

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Dawn Ours
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1 yr easy 2 yrs greedy because I'm already living on less than 900.00 a month and have no transportation have medical issues been isolated for more than a decade

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tail_bite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hehe i would go for 6 month and talk on discord an videogames (hehehehehe)

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Jane Petersen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am happily doing this now other than social media, minus that nice paycheck! I could do this easily.

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Z Alexi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone's who's isolating is "doing this now other than social media." Do you order groceries/RXs/toilet paper w/o talking...your concierge must phone you when groceries arrive [they won't store food overnight]. One really needs exceptions to survive...who has room to store more than 5 mos' food [3 mos?] in 'frig [cabinets/closets are easier]?!

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Vicki Perizzolo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me and my pets - probably indefinitely... batteries for the remote, access to a nice forest/beach/mountain area.. all over it

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Shelley DuVal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we still play online computer games? Cos that's a deal breaker.

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Anne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm signing up for a year, after my parents die. I don't think they would like no contact in their final years

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Suzy the observer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

11 months but only with pets. I month off to take the pets to their vet.

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Sue Hazlewood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give me a few hundred books plus maybe a streaming service and I'm in for a few months at least.

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Duncan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll sign up for life, have always been happy on my own. Even as a child my mum told me I was happy just to go to my room and keep myself entertained.

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Z Alexi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People on this post seem to be happy "on their own." 'Cuz we raise such cruel, greedy, nasty, lying, cheating, thieving, double-dealing, stabbing subhumans causing friends to evaporate. Nat'l Dork Day was July 15th.

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could live my life, what's left off it, like this, but I love to talk to people! I would talk to myself or my pets! So, I would sign up for 1 year, and then be set for my lifetime.

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. How is the person who responded "laughing at themselves"?

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a year would be enough. I don't need more money and one year without anyone plus all the time I want to read and game? Cool

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Kitti B.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

3 months is the limit I think or 6 months but I would need therapy after that. With 3 million dollars in my pocket it wouldn't be a problem. Oh.... 6 months without my dog? No way :(

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Z Alexi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it WEREN'T [not wasn't] for my cat, "I could do a year..." She said NOTHING human/breathing. READ.

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i could easily do years and years and years, end of quarantine doesn't found that fun for introverts..

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April Pickett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably at least a year. I did that during Covid without any problems, of course, I did have to go to the grocery store. It shouldn't be a problem though.

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Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

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PurpleDoople
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there’s no curve yes, but there’s a horizon… that photo literally debunks their whole argument

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#5

Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

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#16

King George The 1st

King George The 1st

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I look like my ancestor! Google John Quincy Adams, It looks even worse on a girls body

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#17

This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

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I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

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#20

This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

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#21

That Definitely Hurts A Lot

That Definitely Hurts A Lot

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the fact that there are only foreign scientists is involved with this record.

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#22

Found My First One

Found My First One

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German Humor At Its Best

German Humor At Its Best

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#28

Well, That Backfired..

Well, That Backfired..

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#30

Ahhhh, Tinder

Ahhhh, Tinder

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Sarcastic Cow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Slivovica - that man/woman is a gourmé! I would like do that mistake very much and thank you.

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#33

That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

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#36

We Are Humble Creatures

We Are Humble Creatures

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've tried to tell the next generation because it was revelation when I worked it out. If you like the look of a guy, buy him a drink. Chat to him while you both have a drink. If by the end of it he's not for you, you know what, he's not going to mind if you say 'thanks for the chat' and disappear because you know what, a girl bought him a drink. And if you found that you like him more, off you go girl. So much safer and easier than hanging around hoping the right guy will fancy you and approach you.

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A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But have you ever been to a party celebrating nudibranchs??? I have. And I wasn’t the only one there 😜

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#43

Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

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#44

You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

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#45

Perfect Fit

Perfect Fit

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#47

Suicide By Proper Grammar

Suicide By Proper Grammar

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#50

Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

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