"When you are the first to laugh at yourself, everyone else laughs with you, not at you."
There's a subreddit called r/SuicideByWords and its 674K members are sharing photos of the best (worst?) self-inflicted insults they can find on the internet. And believe me, they're the best at what they do. I refuse to believe there's a place where self-deprecating humor is edgier and funnier than here.
From regular guys denouncing their sexual performance to aging movie stars questioning their relevance, this subreddit has it all!
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Broke Af
That’s A Yikes From Me
Im an introvert, I reckon I go the better part of a year alone without thinking about it... I would eventually go weird, but I think I could live like that especially if I had dogs....
What Would You Choose?
Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh
there’s no curve yes, but there’s a horizon… that photo literally debunks their whole argument
Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels
He's Not Looking For That
I Can See Clearly Now
Killed Two Birds With One Stone
Oh Ted....
The Embarrassment
Suicide By Exam
Dang, Wish My Memory Was That Good
1860 Suicide By Words
King George The 1st
This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult
This Man Needs Some Love
I Think Every Reddior Should Do This
This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh
That Definitely Hurts A Lot
Maybe the fact that there are only foreign scientists is involved with this record.
Found My First One
Quarantine Problems
Does This Count
Seth Rogan Knows Who He Is
Invisible
German Humor At Its Best
Well, That Backfired..
But You Have Heard Of Me
I feel sorry for blob fish.. They look awesome underwater!
Ahhhh, Tinder
Slivovica - that man/woman is a gourmé! I would like do that mistake very much and thank you.
Honestly Same
That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too
Ngl Had Us In The First Half
We Are Humble Creatures
I've tried to tell the next generation because it was revelation when I worked it out. If you like the look of a guy, buy him a drink. Chat to him while you both have a drink. If by the end of it he's not for you, you know what, he's not going to mind if you say 'thanks for the chat' and disappear because you know what, a girl bought him a drink. And if you found that you like him more, off you go girl. So much safer and easier than hanging around hoping the right guy will fancy you and approach you.
Death And Finances
Highly Relatable
Ended His Own Career
Good point. They don't deserve a job because of their different opinion
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using large arbitrary numbers does not make you more right. completely makes you look like you are pulling s**t out of thin air.
Yes and I should think that would be a huge liability in an insurance job!
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His employers probably figured it was best not to have a complete moron on staff.
well there's a difference between BLM as a philosophy and the BLM organization. he was going for the latter but didnt clarify
Say South Africa under apartheid, the small % whites rightly feared "equality" because that would weaken their unjustifiable situation/position/properties.
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Whilst the comment makes him look stupid because of the ridiculous numbers, he has a right to have whatever opinion he likes about BLM as an organisation. It does cause issues, and doesn't solve any of the problems it claims to be fighting against. Not to mention this clearly is a personal account. It seems to be too easy to fire people in the states, in many countries these "moral clauses" would not be valid under employment law, as anyone can hold whatever opinion they like so long as they don't represent it in their professional capacity, of for those who hold abhorrent values, act on them.
He's clearly a moron, he's posting in a group that's anti-social distancing, anti-covid vaccine, testing and tracing.
I guess this insurance company didn't have to pay out any claims for all of those "peaceful" protests.
First, I thought it was an illegal, tyranical politically-correct decision, but it is just a joke about poor statistics skills.
It is a political organisation and you should not be sacked for free speech.
Or, on the other hand, if he's prepared to make allegations about an organisation without any proof then he should face the consequences.
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The plants produce oxygen so they are actually quite useful, unlike you. Lol
Well That's One Way To Put It
A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt
Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter
Sorry if I offended some people with my comment. I'm sorry..
You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon
Perfect Fit
Say Goodbye To The Rainbow Logos
Suicide By Proper Grammar
Good Ol’ Elon
Thought This Belonged Here
Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It
Well I mainly noticed the undercoocked ("raw", one would say) meat :/
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Self burn! Those are rare (and have introduced me to a new subreddit)
My husband told my father in law I was in the kitchen . His response : why, is she lost ??
I used to have Twitter account, and I twitted a lot and had 0, zero followers for months. So once I wrote a twit that I will give 10000$ to anyone who likes or comments that post. After like 6 months someone commented with sadly comment "sorry, bro". I can literally write anything, no one will see, is that sad or superpower?
On my Instagram account, 100% of my followers is my wife.
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I love making fun of myself when I have friends to laugh at me while I laugh at myself but when it's just me it's just sad and frustrating. I learned this from volleyball. I used to play with my friends and I sucked but at least it was okay because we were all friends, then I had to switch schools and I try to laugh at myself still when I play but it's not the same because I don't know anyone
Self burn! Those are rare (and have introduced me to a new subreddit)
My husband told my father in law I was in the kitchen . His response : why, is she lost ??
I used to have Twitter account, and I twitted a lot and had 0, zero followers for months. So once I wrote a twit that I will give 10000$ to anyone who likes or comments that post. After like 6 months someone commented with sadly comment "sorry, bro". I can literally write anything, no one will see, is that sad or superpower?
On my Instagram account, 100% of my followers is my wife.
Load More Replies... I love making fun of myself when I have friends to laugh at me while I laugh at myself but when it's just me it's just sad and frustrating. I learned this from volleyball. I used to play with my friends and I sucked but at least it was okay because we were all friends, then I had to switch schools and I try to laugh at myself still when I play but it's not the same because I don't know anyone
