Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are?
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!
You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
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Blood is red.
Cyanosis is blue.
I get tachycardia
When I think of you.
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To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.
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You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
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According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together.
Do you want this universe to be one of them?
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Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
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Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.
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We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
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According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
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Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
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If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.
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Are you the moon?
Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
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My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.
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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.
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Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
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You’re sweeter than fructose.
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I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we argon get together.
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Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.
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My name?
It’s Bond.
Covalent Bond.
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Are We Going To Do Some Gravity Experiments?
Love and physics seem to follow the same rule. Opposites attract each other. Want proof of that? Use some of these great pick-up lines, and you’ll see how your crush starts to be attracted to you. If that doesn’t work, try them out on someone else. Maybe they will be the positive ray to your negative game.
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
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I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
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You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you look really CU-TE to me.
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Do you like science?
Because I’ve got my ion you!
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Does your skin feel burned?
Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
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Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.
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You look sweeter than 3.14.
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If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
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Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.
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Are you on the periodic table?
Because you are SODIUM fine.
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The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
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My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
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If you were an element, you’d be francium, because you’re the most attractive.
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Let’s discover our coefficient of friction.
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You must be mitochondria, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
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Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
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You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
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Just like the digits of Pi, my love for you has no end.
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Woah, is that an earthquake?
Or did you just rock my world?
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Feeling Some Chemistry?
Love is just a chemical reaction caused by biological factors. In a way, chemistry and biology pick-up lines make the “nature” aspect work perfectly. Where chemistry pick-up lines use elements and atoms, biology lines work with the “human nature” aspect. Combine them together, and you’ll have a complete reaction.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…
Mind if I join in?
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If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology, because they always go together!
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Are you a compound of beryllium and barium?
Because you’re a total Ba-Be.
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You are hotter than magma.
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Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you, especially in the biology department.
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You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
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Can I be your enzyme?
Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
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You’re like an exothermic reaction.
You spread your hotness everywhere!
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You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.
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Do you want to share some electrons?
Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
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You’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.
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Are you a scientist?
Because I lab you.
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Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?
Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.
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Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?
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Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
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I would love to go into outer space, so I can go and explore Uranus.
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I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.
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Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.
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Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration?
Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.
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Can I Have Your Significant Digits?
To develop your science rizz, you gotta master math too. While there is a finite number of good pick-up lines for your crush to like, there are infinite possible ways for everything to crash and fail. So, if you want to get that telephone number, you better make “you plus me equals awesome” sound like it’s from an English Shakespearean play.
Do you live on Mars?
‘Cause you look out of this world.
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When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration.
'Cause baby, you take my breath away.
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If I could make my own periodic table, then you would be number one.
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My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin, because, baby, I want you!
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
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You are the photon to my photosystem.
You excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
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Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.
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I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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You must be vaporizing from a solid state.
'Cause I think you are sublime.
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If my right leg is the cell wall and my left is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
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Baby, you must be an alkali metal.
One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
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My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.
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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
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From now on, I will call you Avogadro.
This way, I would already know your number.
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You couldn’t be more stunning even if you were a laser.
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You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
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You’re like telophase.
I admire your cleavage.
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I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
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You must be a cell, because my DNA is all in you.
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I am a twig... you’re a twig… let’s rub together and make fire.
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Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.
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Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
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Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
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You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.
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If I was a virus, I would infect you with my love.
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Baby girl, are you jet fuel?
'Cause you’re melting me away.
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You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.
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Describing my love for you would be like trying to define dividing a number by zero.
You simply cannot define it.
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There is so much energy flowing between us, it’s like we are a galvanic cell.
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Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
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Wanna dance?
I can really put your inertia in motion.
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What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
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Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
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Your smile is as infectious as cholera.
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I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic.
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Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
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I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate.
If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
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You know why men are so much sexier than women?
Because you can’t spell sexy without XY.
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
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I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
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You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water.
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Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating toward the floor at 9.8 m/s.
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Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
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You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
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I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
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Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity?
Well, damn.
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How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
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You must be Mohs scale, because you make me harder than a diamond.
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Baby, you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
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I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?
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Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.
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I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
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Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium.
It looks like you are made of it.
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You must be the acid to my litmus paper, because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
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We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
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You must be a magnetic monopole, because all I get from you is attraction.
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Are you the Higgs Boson particle?
Because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
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Were you born in an open cluster?
Because you shine like a young star!
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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun.
With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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Baby, you must be a start codon, because you are turning me on.
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We must be galvanic cells, because there’s definitely electricity.
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Would you like to do some radiometric dating on this rock that I have for you?
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You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
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Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
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Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer.
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How about you palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
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Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
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Hey, are you an alpha carbon?
Because you look susceptible to backside attack!
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I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
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I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body.
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Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
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Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
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Would you like me to grind my pestle into your mortar?
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You must be chlorine, because you are polarizing my bond.
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Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
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I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming.
You!
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Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the Earth shook.
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What do you say if we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
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If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
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Hey babe, want to pilot my Pillar of Autumn?
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Do you want me to fill your orbital?
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I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.
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Are you a non-volatile particle?
Because you raise my boiling point.
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Are Science Pick-Up Lines Effective?
So, did these jokes help you develop that science rizz you were after? We hope it did. Like all “intelligent” pick-up lines, just because they sound great doesn’t mean they will always come out great. Pick the right time and the right person; chances are, you will attract that star that shines in your eye (another great pick-up line for you).
Got some tips for polishing that science rizz spot on? Share them in the comments and let everyone know what works and what doesn’t. Combine these pick-up lines with a physics or biology joke if you want the best effect. If you fail to woo your crush, at least she will laugh afterward. At least, that’s the plan B.
