Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Hans
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2 years ago

I thought this was called Youtube.

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Pug Pug
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Thats real life

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Hans
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Or yet worse: all devices come from apple and only have plugs that are compatible with nothing else but with that very device. Ah, and phones do not have audio jacks any more...

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Time to get bald!

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Person2638
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2 years ago

I would hate that!

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Giorgio Prodoti
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2 years ago

lol

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FleurTangClan
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2 years ago

My life!

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David Viesta
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2 years ago

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Hans
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2 years ago

Or: you get headphones which have super pure sounds but for some inconceivable reason the bass is turned to be way too loud. (Might even be called "Beats"...)

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Pug Pug
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2 years ago

pure torture

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Hikikomori
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2 years ago

I am used to it.

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Hans
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2 years ago

This is not heck, this is reality! Alas.

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

thats hella annoying

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Diana R
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2 years ago

Everybody in Heck know you tryna get a piece of cake

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CultOfBambi
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2 years ago

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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2 years ago

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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Emma B
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2 years ago

This IS Hell!

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Krishna Vishwas
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2 years ago

Happened when I read this..😫

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Hikikomori
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2 years ago

That happens all the time.

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Hikikomori
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2 years ago

Use pencils.

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Diana R
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2 years ago

Or one size too small

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David Viesta
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2 years ago

So I would have to lie every time I entered a room?

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Pug Pug
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2 years ago

See post #21

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Sally Appleton
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2 years ago

How aggressively do you wipe?

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why not
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2 years ago

every day

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

smdh so true

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David Viesta
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2 years ago

That can be considered hell? For me it was just another day with my crappy phone. :(

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Amanda Ford
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2 years ago

Around here it's a tractor!

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Emma B
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2 years ago

What is Baby Shark?

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Elina Kuusisto
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2 years ago

Paint your nails on the toilet. Haha not today, Satan!

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Dixon's Mama
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2 years ago

Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

oof

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

just throw the whole vending machine away at that point :'(

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_bittersweet_
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2 years ago

....wArM sPrItE?! *triggered*

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