Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

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Pug Pug
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2 years ago

Thats real life

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SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

Ouch

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messa name eh pennywise
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2 years ago

As soon as I read this I felt it

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SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

That feeling sucks

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Person2638
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2 years ago

The 'heck' for everybody else would be having to look at my hair.

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Emma B
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2 years ago

And you always nip your ankle

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David Viesta
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2 years ago

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Hikikomori
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2 years ago

Oh! that already happens all the time to me.

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Diana R
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2 years ago

Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

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Kiss Army
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2 years ago

And it leaves a sticky spot...

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Christopher Mack
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2 years ago

Every....Damn....Day!

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Maria Kumar
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2 years ago

Or it's already full.

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Nathan Girard
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2 years ago

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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CultOfBambi
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2 years ago

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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2 years ago

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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Emma B
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2 years ago

This IS Hell!

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Bridget Star
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2 years ago

*having a 5 year old*

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SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

Or just no service in general

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SnowyLynx
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2 years ago

Oof

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Diana R
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2 years ago

Or one size too small

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Amanda Ford
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2 years ago

This already happens...

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NoYFB
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2 years ago

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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Sally Appleton
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2 years ago

How aggressively do you wipe?

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Tommy Gunn
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2 years ago

Just take the air control off of recirculate.

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TwiceRice23
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2 years ago

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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Cyndi H
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2 years ago

Yo... This is just another day in my life... Upgrading soon hopefully

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Amanda Ford
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2 years ago

Around here it's a tractor!

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TheFoxGuy
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2 years ago

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Elina Kuusisto
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2 years ago

Paint your nails on the toilet. Haha not today, Satan!

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Dixon's Mama
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2 years ago

Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

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furious_lover
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2 years ago

oof

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Wings
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2 years ago

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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_bittersweet_
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2 years ago

....wArM sPrItE?! *triggered*

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