People Are Coming Up With The Most Annoying Things That Would Be A Living Hell To Deal With Everyday
Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)
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I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Walmart literally has 45 lanes. There are self check out lanes galore, and only 2 manned checkouts--at Christmas I swear they're all behind the cameras just LAUGHING, and LAUGHING...
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Was in store recently when NO checkout lines were open...manager seemed pi$$ed that I brought it to his attention - at ME!?!
That's WallyWorld, lol. Even the self checkouts are shut down half the time.
And these are next to each other. Every time you almost reach them, the ",last customer" sign is put up and another checkout opens, all the way down the hall...
"I'll take the next customer." So the last customer always runs over there.
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My problem every time I went to shop I was going to buy 1 or two items yet the lines are only two and was occupied ahead with large carts and baskets full of items. Worst is even talking to a customer service representative or supervisor they wouldn't open the express line or arrange the line.
Albertson's claims if there are 3 people in a line, they will open another line. It's f*****g b******t. I've actually told the cashier, "Hey, you're supposed to open another line" and they just kinda snort at me, like I'm being funny.
And the person in front of you has a gazillion unorganized coupons.
Or an old lady with 500 products, refusing to let people with just one item pass first, aaaaand before she finishes loading her products, goes back to look for some article that she had forgotten. Damn you, Satan.
And the clerks have to do price checks on half the items - always the ones with embarrassing names.
The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.
Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)
Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!
You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
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When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
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You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
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Or → you're enjoying your favourite data hungry mobile game when you realise you didn't turn wi-fi on.
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You are forever forced to watch a Life Time documentary on child prodigies who have accomplished more at the age of 12 then you ever will.
The 22nd Amendment has been repealed, Trump elected to fifth term - wait that's not Heck, you are in Hell.
Netflix password never working or I am not a robot function never agreeing with you
This post is great! I like how all of the things people came up with are the exact amount fitting for "heck".
Hitting pinky finger against every single piece of furniture on Earth...then repeat
Or pinky toe! My mom broke her pinky toe against her bed in the middle of the night once. X(
Load More Replies... You can never click out of the adult web site nor turn either the screen or computer off while your fiance and future in-laws are walking into the room.
Final Season of Game of Thrones has been postponed another year, for the third time.
all scrunchies are not good enough to go around more than 2 times but you need it to be three
When you're retired less than a week ago and your former boss calls you every day at 8. A.M to get your advice..
You scrape your fingernails on the inside of the washing machine when putting the clothes in the dryer
Your stracciatella ice-cream doesn't have any chocolate pieces in it. And all the chocolate-chip cookies have mostly raisins in them.
RIPOFF! This is if Satan opened a light hell called heck. This is a repackaged joke.
You have to potty but the hallway get's longer and longer the faster you run down it !
You constantly walk into rooms with the intention of getting something, but you always forget what you need to get.
Oops, forgive me. I just saw this on the list. I'm so unoriginal lol
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Everytime you watch a good show then a cliffhanger happen, then next the canceled. I will never find out what happened in kyle xy !
When you have a big meeting - but also have a bad hair day.
Thermostats, fans, or space heaters don't exist so you're stuck freezing in the winter and burning up in the summer.
Boggers, ear wax, belly button lint, crud between you toes, under your nails and at the back of your throat that never seems to come out no matter how hard you blow, cough or pick. OBTY someone secretly video tapes you doing this and posts it on youtube.
You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
Load More Replies... When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
Load More Replies... You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
Load More Replies... Or → you're enjoying your favourite data hungry mobile game when you realise you didn't turn wi-fi on.
Load More Replies... You are forever forced to watch a Life Time documentary on child prodigies who have accomplished more at the age of 12 then you ever will.
The 22nd Amendment has been repealed, Trump elected to fifth term - wait that's not Heck, you are in Hell.
Netflix password never working or I am not a robot function never agreeing with you
This post is great! I like how all of the things people came up with are the exact amount fitting for "heck".
Hitting pinky finger against every single piece of furniture on Earth...then repeat
Or pinky toe! My mom broke her pinky toe against her bed in the middle of the night once. X(
Load More Replies... You can never click out of the adult web site nor turn either the screen or computer off while your fiance and future in-laws are walking into the room.
Final Season of Game of Thrones has been postponed another year, for the third time.
all scrunchies are not good enough to go around more than 2 times but you need it to be three
When you're retired less than a week ago and your former boss calls you every day at 8. A.M to get your advice..
You scrape your fingernails on the inside of the washing machine when putting the clothes in the dryer
Your stracciatella ice-cream doesn't have any chocolate pieces in it. And all the chocolate-chip cookies have mostly raisins in them.
RIPOFF! This is if Satan opened a light hell called heck. This is a repackaged joke.
You have to potty but the hallway get's longer and longer the faster you run down it !
You constantly walk into rooms with the intention of getting something, but you always forget what you need to get.
Oops, forgive me. I just saw this on the list. I'm so unoriginal lol
Load More Replies... Everytime you watch a good show then a cliffhanger happen, then next the canceled. I will never find out what happened in kyle xy !
When you have a big meeting - but also have a bad hair day.
Thermostats, fans, or space heaters don't exist so you're stuck freezing in the winter and burning up in the summer.
Boggers, ear wax, belly button lint, crud between you toes, under your nails and at the back of your throat that never seems to come out no matter how hard you blow, cough or pick. OBTY someone secretly video tapes you doing this and posts it on youtube.
