Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

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Pug Pug
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1 year ago

Thats real life

CatShatBrix
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1 year ago

Haha there’s never an open line for me

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lazy panda
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1 year ago

So Wal-Mart is heck. I knew it.

Phoebes
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1 year ago

I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Walmart literally has 45 lanes. There are self check out lanes galore, and only 2 manned checkouts--at Christmas I swear they're all behind the cameras just LAUGHING, and LAUGHING...

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Jo Johannsen
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1 year ago

Was in store recently when NO checkout lines were open...manager seemed pi$$ed that I brought it to his attention - at ME!?!

Rosie Hamilton
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1 year ago

That manager = rude idiot.

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ispeak catanese
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1 year ago

Welcome to Target and Walmart.

Candace Darras
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1 year ago

thats any walmart

cwa92464
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1 year ago

And you can't check out at the self-checkout...until a cashier stands at a podium to do nothing

Melody Lanzatella
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1 year ago

That happens daily at Wal Mart.

The Girl on Fire
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1 year ago

Walmart?

Ruth Beaty
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1 year ago

That's WallyWorld, lol. Even the self checkouts are shut down half the time.

D L C
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1 year ago

You folks are missing the entire point: management is subtly training you to stop coming at incorrect times. The extra 18 lanes are fully staffed at 11pm Wednesdays.

Hans
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1 year ago

And these are next to each other. Every time you almost reach them, the ",last customer" sign is put up and another checkout opens, all the way down the hall...

BusLady
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1 year ago

"I'll take the next customer." So the last customer always runs over there.

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cryingcat
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1 year ago

That’s target

eve hillyer
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1 year ago

or just the self-serve stations

Terri Massardo
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1 year ago

Ever been to Wal Mart???

Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago

Fact.

SBW71
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1 year ago

Winn Dixie, Publix, Walmart....take your pick. Same thing.

Luca Gava
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1 year ago

and that you choose is the slower....

Tomáš Mesároš
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1 year ago

...aaaand one is actually closing as you are approaching it

rhyan lumilay
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1 year ago

My problem every time I went to shop I was going to buy 1 or two items yet the lines are only two and was occupied ahead with large carts and baskets full of items. Worst is even talking to a customer service representative or supervisor they wouldn't open the express line or arrange the line.

Ruth Balaity
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1 year ago

my local WalMart every day

Michelle Dodson
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1 year ago

Albertson's claims if there are 3 people in a line, they will open another line. It's fucking bullshit. I've actually told the cashier, "Hey, you're supposed to open another line" and they just kinda snort at me, like I'm being funny.

BusLady
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1 year ago

And the 20 items or less lanes are never open.

Caren Johnson
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1 year ago

Safeway in north Lake Tahoe!!

SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

That always pisses me out

Aprille Park
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1 year ago

So Wal-Mart?

Jenna Lanham
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1 year ago

walmart

Kenny Kulbiski
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1 year ago

And the person in front of you has a gazillion unorganized coupons.

Last Hurrah
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1 year ago

Been there, done that!

Sheila Shaffer
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1 year ago

That is Walmart in our town

Anita Holleufer
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1 year ago

Walmart for real!

Rebecah Ozuna
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1 year ago

Or an old lady with 500 products, refusing to let people with just one item pass first, aaaaand before she finishes loading her products, goes back to look for some article that she had forgotten. Damn you, Satan.

movie maven
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1 year ago

if you don't eat can you get out of heck?!

Manuel Pérez
Community Member
1 year ago

That's Safeway at Wheaton MD

Kandis Glasgow
Community Member
1 year ago

You mean Walmart on Saturday....

Sue Knerl
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh c'mon this shite happens all the time.

Debster
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate wal-mart because of this. And the check out people are so slow. Don't go in there if your needing something for an emergency. You'll just get frustrated and put it on the candy and leave.

Freya the Wanderer
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1 year ago

And the clerks have to do price checks on half the items - always the ones with embarrassing names.

Kate Edwards
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1 year ago

Yeah, what’s up with that?!

SurfrTx
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1 year ago

One one of the lines is a self check register that always get stuck cause people don't know how to self check.

Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

So heck is a Walmart ?? sounds about right

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

Ouch

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messa name eh pennywise
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1 year ago

As soon as I read this I felt it

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

That feeling sucks

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Person2638
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1 year ago

The 'heck' for everybody else would be having to look at my hair.

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Emma B
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1 year ago

And you always nip your ankle

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David Viesta
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1 year ago

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Hikikomori
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1 year ago

Oh! that already happens all the time to me.

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Diana R
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1 year ago

Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

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Kiss Army
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1 year ago

And it leaves a sticky spot...

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Christopher Mack
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1 year ago

Every....Damn....Day!

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Maria Kumar
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1 year ago

Or it's already full.

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Nathan Girard
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1 year ago

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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CultOfBambi
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1 year ago

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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1 year ago

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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Emma B
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1 year ago

This IS Hell!

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Bridget Star
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1 year ago

*having a 5 year old*

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

Or just no service in general

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SnowyLynx
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1 year ago

Oof

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Diana R
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1 year ago

Or one size too small

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Amanda Ford
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1 year ago

This already happens...

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NoYFB
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1 year ago

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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Sally Appleton
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1 year ago

How aggressively do you wipe?

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Tommy Gunn
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1 year ago

Just take the air control off of recirculate.

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TwiceRice23
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1 year ago

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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Cyndi H
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1 year ago

Yo... This is just another day in my life... Upgrading soon hopefully

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Amanda Ford
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1 year ago

Around here it's a tractor!

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TheFoxGuy
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1 year ago

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Elina Kuusisto
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1 year ago

Paint your nails on the toilet. Haha not today, Satan!

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Dixon's Mama
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1 year ago

Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

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furious_lover
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1 year ago

oof

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Wings
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1 year ago

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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_bittersweet_
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1 year ago

....wArM sPrItE?! *triggered*

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