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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Thai Ya Long
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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Hawkeye
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll see your hair on the tongue and raise you "hair in the back of your throat"

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BC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or receive a lice warning from your kid’s school and suddenly you feel like there are critters crawling in your head and you begin to itch.

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This Derpy Pug
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or when u feel it but you have hand sanitizer already on your hands

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Michelle Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What IS that? I brush my tongue with my toothbrush and gargle (violently!) and it's still there. WTF?

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Daria Z
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or a cat's hair in your eye... *rubbing my own eye while typing it*

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lia minou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh boy! the invisible cat hair... and the relief when you finally notice it tangled in your lashes and remove it..

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Debster
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and look like a fool rolling your tongue around, sticking it out and grabbing at it.

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Lily Grace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMFAO omg I've stood there grabbing my tongue in public trying to find a hair that's not there LOL

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Paul K. Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, but I have hairs that grow inside my lip and I spend half my life with a tweezer removing them. As soon as I've got them all there's another one the next day.

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phil blanque
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you know the cat can do it on his own...you do not need to help!

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movie maven
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aye-yigh-yigh - oh the old invisible, impossible to remove hair stuck on the tongue, in the eye, or tickling the nose trick.... then we're in heck already. had one i thought was caught in the corner of my mouth going onto my tongue, horrifically it turned out to be a ghastly invisible blonde hair growing inwards towards my mouth from the side of lip... Aackk!?

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MasalaDosa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the worst feeling ever, especially when you're eating.

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Calypso poet
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this feeling for a few days a couple years ago and it freaked me out. Turns out an allergic reaction can cause that feeling. After a couple of days os Benadryl it went away. I never figured out what I was reacting to but I do have food allergies.

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MasalaDosa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend has food allergies, and she feels like "her tongue itches" sometimes. That's probably a similar feeling.

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DanDan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandad needed a skin graft under tongue after cancer was removed. Had to use inner thigh skin as his life plus We2 service in Africa in shorts and no suncream had fried his fair Anglo Irish skin. Treated skin to remove hair roots but first round didn't work and he literally had hair he couldn't get shot of. Under his tongue!ssecond round worked a treat after extra skin treatment

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Melody Lanzatella
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a young girl once that habitually sucked on the ends of her hair. One day a hair got wrapped around one of her taste bubs and they couldnt get it off!

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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NoYFB
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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