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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just go to smell talcum and MAGIC happens. 7 sneezes in a row and without having the time to breathe. Plus scaring the cat.

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Michelle Dodson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at a really bright light. I don't understand the why of it, but it works ~

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Jessica Hepler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had this before but when I couldn't get a satisfactory yawn was legitimately infuriating

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Elizabeth Butler
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or a yawn that doesn't quite complete.....(I know, now you just got one. So did I.)

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Kymberly Pray
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you feel the tickling in your nose like you need to sneeze (but can't), looking at the sun will trigger the sneeze. It works for me every time. If you are indoors or it is nighttime, a bright light might also do the trick.

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Debster
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is usually the 2nd immediate sneeze that doesn't come out. I'm a loud sneezer too...none of this mew cute sneezes.

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Marnee DeRider
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's hell, not heck. I had that once for 3 f-ing days, and I was pretty damned distraught. I actually went to the doctor. I became unable to sleep or think.

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Chantel Atwell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting the urge to yawn but can't is WAY worse...Makes me so frustrated! :-P

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Calypso poet
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live that! I rarely sneeze while my husband is constantly sneezing. I always call him a show off.

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Jordy Star
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ahahahah...Oh i'm finnn ahahahah....ahahhahahahh...(me brain) just f****n sneeze already! XD

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Scuffy
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading this post caused me to Interrupt a sneeze... that's crazy I always thought people lied when they commented like this

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along with the urge to go to the bathroom without an actual need, nor the chance to remove that urge by going to the bathroom.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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NoYFB
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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TwiceRice23
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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