Sure, you can go on living your life thinking what Mark Twain suggested over a century ago: “Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
It’s work we’re talking about! Instead of that, here’s a quote more folks will probably get behind: “It’s work. Not a barrel of laughs.” Thanks, Ryudo (from Grandia II, 2000).
Work is not meant to be a fun and easy deal. It can be, sure, but it usually isn’t. If it was universally pleasant, more people would be doing it of their own volition, and not because they need it to… you know… live.
But that doesn’t stop folks from romanticizing work. To each their own, I guess. But even if a job is “romantic”, it doesn’t stop it from being hard or tedious or dull or everything in between. It’s work.
Redditors have recently been pointing out the jobs that people often tend to romanticize, but they are actually anything but that. In a now-viral thread on Reddit, which got over 41,000 upvotes and nearly 40 Reddit awards, folks went wild with explanations as to what jobs really suck, but things like the media or people’s sheer imagination make it look different.
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Veterinary medicine.
Fantasy: I get to work with puppies and kittens.
Reality: a 3 month old kitten passed away in my care, I've seen so much gore and blood and neglect, I've sent animals home with invasive cancers because family can't afford treatment, I've been the only comfort shelter animals knew before they left this world. It is a specific and exhausting kind of pain and it isn't really talked about enough.
People who say they couldn't do it because of the euthanasia have no idea.
Have a good night everyone and be kind to all living things.
Teacher.
Fantasy: ima change the world one student at a time.
Reality: poor paying zoo.
What also a lot of people think: lots of holidays. That you end up using to correct class tests, organizing material...
ObGyn sonographer.
“You get to scan little unborn babies all day!”
Then you have an excited parent eagerly watching my face and looking at the screen asking all sorts of cute questions while I calmly tell them I can’t relay any results to them as I stoically measure a fatal abnormality, or record a motionless heart, etc.
Things they don’t teach you in ultrasound school: keep a pleasant expression that does not reveal anything negative about the exam but that also does not create a false sense of positivity. And do not, by any means, cry.
Lawyer.
Number of historic, life-changing, precedent-setting cases participated in: 0
Number of angry, self entitled, abusive clients wanting to screw each other over: 842
Number of pages of paperwork that’s sucked up free time and social life: 84,836.
Journalist.
Expectation: I’m gonna be the next Hunter S Thompson and write compelling feature pieces with a unique voice and get paid to travel the world!
Reality: Talking to my editor about how my contact from the cat fashion show won’t call me back or do an interview unless we pay them $80 or adopt two cats.
Working on a film.
If you're crew, it sucks. Long long hours for what seem like very very slow progress on the picture, lots of standing around waiting, etc. You arrive well before everyone else and leave after everyone else. If this is an indie production you also may have to beg/chase down for your pay at the end of each week. Oh and when the film wraps, you're now unemployed.
This is why I say film crews deserve to be invited to award shows and awarded with bonuses
purpleowlie said:
Ballerina.
Judas_Feast replied:
Fortunately you won't be doing it for very long.
EclecticDreck replied:
In order to have a shot at dancing ballet professionally, you have to train your entire life. Once you make it, you'll be paid so little that you'll share lodging with a half dozen other dancers since you make less than a server at a casual dining restaurant. And even then the odds of still being a professional dancer after 30 are almost nil. If you want to stay in the field, you basically have to move into teaching which tends to pay so poorly that you'll need to find a second job.
Source: Married a former professional ballerina.
Chef/Cook - S**t pay. Toxic work environment. S**tty hot working conditions. Megalomaniac/incompetent management and owners. Long s**tty hours. Working every weekend and every holiday. The only people you will see regularly are your coworkers. And most people decend into alcoholism or drug abuse to cope. Most people get into it because they're passionate about it, and most bosses will take advantage of this.
I spent 10 years in this field. I walked away with nothing other than the knowledge I gained, then had to reenter to work force at the bottom at the age of 30. Been out 5 years now, and started making more money and working less hours within a year. I wish I'd left sooner.
Game tester.
I worked as a game tester for EA for almost 3 years. Here's what it's like.
Imagine a game type you don't like. Maybe soccer games. Maybe an RTS. Whatever.
You now play that game, 8 hours a day.
But you don't play it. You test it. So let's imagine an RTS. You are told to test the resource acquisition systems. All you do is click around and make sure your guys can mine gold and harvest lumber. You click around the map and mine and forest. There is no combat, they've turned that off for your testing. There is no story, because you just flick from level to level to test the resource system.
You test using one guy. You testing using 100 guys. You make sure no other units can gather resources. You try blocking your own guys. You try killing your own guys.
8 hours a day. Every day. For weeks.
You enter dozens of bugs.
They put out a patch that fixes the bugs.
You have to retest every level and every bug to make sure they're all fixed.
That's game testing.
That actually sounds appealing to me - methodical, systematic, right up my area of interest. That there are pretty graphics and/or sounds just makes it sound more stimulating than the query testing I've been doing for 8 hours a day recently. Imagine game testing *without* a character to look at, just the stats, only the stats.
Jesus917 said:
Flight attendant.
Ok_Boot5426 replied:
What sucks about a flight attendant? (genuinely curious).
Jesus917 replied:
Oh so many things... flight attendants don't have much time to spend with family, is kind of a lonely lifestyle, they sleep in a different hotel room every night away from family and friends. And the job itself... well you're locked inside the airplane for hours and hours with dozens of angry, tired, frustrated people dealing with their anger and their personalities getting treated like [crap]... oh and they don't get to breathe clean fresh air they spend all day in that stuffy plane smelling everyone's farts... that job is glamorized in the movies but in reality is far from glamorous.
Doctor.
Fantasy: *"I make lots of money, everyone respects me."*
Reality: *"I watch people pass every day, work exhausting 12 hour shifts, have crippling depression and multiple addictions."*
Shouldn't the fantasy at least include something about hoping to help (cure) people ?
I've spent 9 seasons working in Antarctica both as a graduate student and now full time academic/researcher. Everyone I tell this to immediately gets excited...and says something like, "that must be SOOOO awesome! I would LOVE to do that!". Now...first year geoscience grad students always get incredibly excited about the possibility of doing field work like this...and to be fair, most of them understand what comes with this, and still want to do it. Heck, that's where I was 15 years ago. BUT...and here's the but, for this kind of work, the novelty and romantic "cool" factor wear off after a couple of days, and the remaining 2-3 months of the work is absolutely brutal. You are constantly cold, hungry, dirty...and exhausted. Small cuts and abrasions don't heal properly, your fingers crack and bleed daily, you are constantly getting frost nip, and no matter how many socks and feet warmers you wear, you toes never get warm. It's organized misery in service of Science.
Now if you're like me and are 100% invested in the science (for me it is ice core paleoclimatology), then it's all worth it. BUT, if you are a 21-year old college student that just dreams of "exploring the great unknown"...it can come as an enormous reality check once on continent. I've seen soooo many young kids quit everything for the "one chance at experiencing the raw awesomeness of Antarctica", only to realize that they effectively signed up for 3-6 months of a lonely and difficult stint of incredibly mind-numbing work. So many of the young workers, especially in McMurdo, will sign up to do "anything", just for the chance to get to Antarctica. They come to discover after a few days that they are now stuck on continent, cleaning dorm rooms as janitors or general assistants (aka laborers/handymen), only moving from one dirty building to another in McMurdo for 12+ hours shifts. What's worse, is they watch all the scientists coming through, gearing up for ridiculous deep-field deployments, while they are stuck in the stinky, diesel town of McMurdo. It can make them incredibly jaded and jealous. Sure, the view across the McMurdo Sound to the Royal Society Range and Mt. Discovery are beautiful, but my point is again that the novelty wears off quickly. I was stuck once in McMurdo for 18 days waiting to deploy, and I nearly went crazy. There's only so many times you can run the 5k loop around Discovery Point before it gets old. There's a reason why there are not one, but two bars in McMurdo...and why every bathroom has bins full of condoms. People get lonely and depressed there.
So, all this is to say, I definitely love what I do, and love remote field work and the science that comes with it. But living out of a literal tent atop the Antarctic Ice sheet for up to six months, not getting showers, always covered in a film of sticky sunblock, and always being cold and exhausted, is REALLY REALLY hard and not at all glamorous or romantic. I'm certainly a sentimental guy, and have taken thousands of amazing landscape and scenic photos from my deployments, but I never over-romanticize the work when talking to people (especially prospective grad students).
Musician.
Show up at Club at 5pm, (or earlier) unload, setup, mic check, wait hours for show to start, get [bad] bar food or local fast food, play to half empty room, tear down, load into vehicles, hopefully get paid enough to cover expenses, leave club 2-3am, covered in sweat and physically exhausted, either drive to another location or [bad] hotel.
Lather, rinse and repeat... it's a grind for 99% of the musicians out there... my god I miss it tho.
Archaeologist, specifically field archaeology.
99% of the time you find absolutely nothing, it's often physically demanding (sometimes grueling), the pay is s**t, there are no benefits, you have to constantly travel, there's very little stability, I could go on.
Source: have worked in CRM (Cultural Resource Management) archaeology for several years now.
Scrappy_Larue said:
Apparently lifeguard, because nobody can find them anymore.
SuchLovelyLilacs replied:
I did lifeguarding for a while when I was a teen (this is now 30+ years ago). It's a tough job. It seems "glamorous" - you get paid to tan all day long. Couldn't be further from the truth! It requires training (I needed my lifeguarding certification as well as my first aid and CPR certifications). It is mentally taxing - you need to be "on" whenever you're guarding. Drowning is often silent (unlike what you see on TV) and you really need to be observant. There are also a lot of parents who can't or won't watch their own children which is frustrating, to say the least. Too many parents FAR underestimate how dangerous water can be.
It was great for the couple of years I did it - good pay, flexibility, fresh air when I worked outside -- but it definitely is not something I wanted to do in the long term.
I'm a lifeguard and it is most definitely not as easy as people expect. People are stupid and don't like to be told what to do by a teenager, which often results in stress and injuries. I had a woman cuss me out (I work at a Christian summer camp) because I told a group of kids that they couldn't be in that particular pool without an adult. Apperantly I'm racist for doing my job, according to her. (Never once mentioned or even got close to mentioning race)
Scientist.
The dream is you come in every day searching for truth and answers to life and the universe's fundamental problems.
The truth is you are stuck in a no-win situation of having to publish like crazy, write grants that are expected to support your work and the whole university, while also handling a teaching load, fending off toxic colleagues, doing "service, and getting a destructive administration off your back.
Everywhere you turn is criticism and blockages. Your papers and grants are rejected, your students s**t on you in your teaching evaluations, you go into every faculty meeting already gritting your teeth because your colleagues on the other side of whatever faction are going to try to shut you down about everything.
You can always go into industry and make quite a chunk of change, but people give up a lot of creative aspects of their work. There is nothing wrong with science being another job where you are part of the larger mission of your company (including making a profit), it's just not what people think being a "scientist" is like.
Rrraou said:
I strongly suspect being a spy doesn't involve half as many high tech gadgets and spontaneous sexual intercourse as I've been lead to believe.
goblingoodies replied:
One former member of the CIA said the most unbelievable thing about James Bond was that he never had to file an expense report.
Barney_Haters replied:
Super boring and lonely. Keep your head down with your local, usually shi**y, job you're placed in and write reports at night. For years. Typically never leads to anything.
macaronsforeveryone said:
Actor/Actress. Most don’t make it big and many have very short career spans, then fade into obscurity.
DancinginAshes replied:
My cousin has been in that industry 20 years now, and he's considered successful because he's a few months ahead on rent at his apartment in NYC. No retirement savings, naturally, and he turns 45 this year.
Being a therapist.
Too many people I've met get into the field thinking it's how they saw it on TV: affluent white collar, own office, warm slow pace environment, where you get to sit on a nice comfy couch and be like "let's talk about your *feelings*"
That's only if you get to private practice, which they don't tell you is also like running your own small business, which good luck is you have no business acumen.
The reality is you get out if grad school, get your first job working at a Community Mental Health facility because they are the only ones who will hire you with a limited license and no experience, getting paid less than $40k/yr if you're lucky, and then get put in a walk in closet of an office, where they dump 100 client case load on you the first day, followed by your first client who has 5 different diagnoses and is on 12 different psych meds who says to you "f**k you, you're my 7th different person I've had here, nobody cares about me".
Yeah people go into $100k of debt for that...
I'm a therapist myself, I love what I do, but it takes years to get past all the [bad] parts of the field to find your place in the field. Needless to say, too many don't survive the baptism by fire I mentioned above and either become burnt out, jaded, or leave the field altogether.
It's a shame, because a good therapist is worth their weight in gold...or platinum.
Architect. You think you’ll be designing big fancy iconic buildings. Warehouses, Walmarts, strip malls, and s**t box apartments all need architects and that’s probably what you’ll end up doing
Museum jobs.
Fantasy is that you're working at a really cool place, with cool people, with decent pay.
Reality is you work at a really cool place, with lots of older a*sholes who get paid decent money while the younger generation gets paid like c**p and has zero career advancement options until the older generation dies.
Add in internal staff and donor politics, and you have a place ripe with resentment.
Game development
I went to school for it but did not pursue it after and went into something else with transferable skills. My roommate in college is a successful developer and has been for years.
He gets fired every time the game comes out and the studio dissolves, which CONSTANTLY happens. The level of skill required to do his work is about as hard as it gets in terms of programming yet he gets paid less than a web/app developer. Devs are a dime a dozen now since literally EVERY kid goes to school for CS so if he doesn't like it he can leave because some fresh grad that's willing to work 100 hours a week would be happy to take his place. They need unions.
The worst part? He hates gaming now. That suuuuuuuucks.
I went down that root too but have chosen to keep to the 'programmer' career path rather than a game-specific developer career path. With that being said, I specialise in-game engine and graphics programming at the moment but all the skills I have collected are highly transferable.
Probably anything in the entertainment industry, it's bogged down by a lot of workers rights violations, insane hours during 'crunch time', no work/life balance, and you don't even get paid much because your employers and society at large think it's a privilege to even be working in the industry.
Most (not all) jobs in the environmental sector.
Pay is usually quite low, you tend to work in very ugly places (landfills, contaminated sites). You are expected to get jobs done in half the time you really need with as few resources as possible. And if you are consulting for other companies, nobody really wants to be working with you to “save the environment” - they generally are just trying to barely meet some regulations.
There are definitely exceptions as some commenters have pointed out. Some people find a niche that works out very well for them. Just sharing my personal experience and that of other environmental professionals I have known.
I don’t mean to discourage anyone who really wants to pursue an environmental career, but I also really wish that I would have learned some of the negatives (in my comment and the many replies) before I began mine. As a result, I only lasted a few years as an environmental consultant and basically started over in a completely new field.
Academic professor.
For that matter, science in general.
It's less Bill Nye doing cool s**t and more editing copy to appease Reviewer 2 who simply has a thing against future tense and passive voice for whatever reason.
Vicious office politics, toxic enough to make "Game of Thrones" look like kindergarten play.
Anything in the music industry.
You're never really off the clock, the pay is terrible pretty much all across the board unless you're in the 1% of top of the top in any business.
People think it's all glamorous because they see the popstars, the music videos, the award shows. Truth is, it's blood, sweat, tears, stress, lack of sleep, a lot of inappropriate behaviour, drugs (fun if you like it, not fun if you don't), alcohol (again: fun if you like it, not fun if you don't), and again: low pay, and then maybe once or twice a year you get a perk of going to an award show with free food, booze and a chance to say "Hi" to some celebs (can't even take a photo with them, really, as it's not deemed professional in a "work" setting).
I've been there for 15 years give or take, branched out, still linked to it in some ways but I get my money (much better money, might I say) elsewhere now and without as much stress or worry.
Haven't Backed anyone or cut a record yet--Hurry up, because you will be quickly forgotten!
I feel like YouTuber would be one. Most who try fail, some who out multiple videos a day with hours of work for each one to never be recognized, and the ones who do now have to maintain relevance and (depending on who they are) have bigger workloads. I'm not saying it wouldn't be worth it, but it's not as simple as press record and publish.
Our son was always going on about making a living from YouTube because it was easy. We pointed out that if it was easy everyone would do it, and that to make a success of it you had to have some sort of message or niche that people would be interested enough in to keep coming back, and that was broad enough you could keep making new content. He was only young at the time, but when we kept asking "Exactly what are you going to make videos about?" he couldn't come up with anything beyond "I'm just going to make videos that people want to watch". Needless to say, he's not a YouTuber.
Ok_Boot5426 said:
I would say working on a ranch. you see on tiktok people working with horses on ranches and everyone is “dreaming of that job” but in reality the job is really hard.
UlfarrOT replied:
Those tiktok kids probably don't actually work at that ranch either.
Ok_Boot5426 replied:
they work at a ranch for a summer. so they’re not from there but they are just there for one summer. it’s definitely not the same as someone who does this work as their full time career.
I work on kind of a "ranch". Oh, the s**t that must be shoveled. Mountains and mountains of horse s**t. And figuring out which bit won't make this 5-year-old toss his head or why that one is dragging his hoof or when should I rearrange the paddocks? I'm SO GLAD it's a weekend job. And...then I have my own horses, who have their own problems. Yeah.
Everyone used to think it was awesome that I worked in live sports TV. 70% of the people I worked with were miserable p****s with over-inflated egos, and then there were the athletes...
Anything in modern-day publishing. How many television shows and movies must I watch where the plucky young upstart graduates from college and gets a job at the magazine or newspaper of their choice and is respected and can make a living? The pay sucks, you're in constant danger of being laid off (when your pub folds, usually), and it's usually a pretty corporate environment where you're tasked with multiple jobs for little hope of advancement. The names high up on the mastheads are usually those of rich people, and it's because they started off rich and could afford to stay in the industry.
Rich people like publishing because they can flush money down the drain and call it a tax write-off.
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Painter/Artist. People think it's going some place down by the river, a park or travel and paint/sketch/whatever landscapes or any subject you find interesting, while the public walk by admiring your work quietly, and offers to buy your work, or you go down to the art gallery and they put it up on the wall with a hefty price tag. People also think digital artists just put up their images on social media and other sites, and make NFTs then BOOM moolah starts pouring into their PayPal. Or they really do find the starving, alcoholic artist stereotype as somehow romantic. No! Nononono. First off, painting in the outdoors is not always fun. You're bombarded by bugs. You're getting paint all over you, toxic paint chemicals, trying to smack mosquitoes and then you're up all night scratching. You're fighting against the elements. People stop to talk to you about your art work. Hopefully not to criticize but there's always that one jerk. Other people overly gush. It kills your focus
Every single one of my dream careers is on this list. That's not good.
EMT Other people: "You save lives. You help people. You braved the pandemic. We truly appreciate your service." Every EMT: "...crippling anxiety, PTSD, witness the worst of society, worked through a pandemic (I got a lunch box as a "thank you for sticking through the pandemic" """***gift***"""), blood, guts, poop, vomit, urine, patients spitting, cursing and sometimes attacking us, making JUUUUUUST enough to sleep under a roof and eat (.........mostly.......well, not really). Not to mention doctors and nurses continually looking down on us. Call me an "ambulance driver" one more time. I F*****G dare you.
Cop. The hours are terrible. You rarely get to sit and eat a meal. The paperwork/ data inputting is ridiculous and often repetitive, due to using several outdated systems. Things can turn to s**t when you least expect it and something mundane can become a matter of life and death. You can put your heart and soul into it and try to have honesty and integrity beyond reproach and people still hate you.
IT support - normal day job then on top out of hours deployment, on call 1/2 the year (15 mins to login to a laptop 24/7 a week at a time). Management screaming at you because someone else has broken something. Fighting developers because you won’t just “run everything as root/777/admin etc” then being told by managers, who consequently forget when stuff breaks and blame you, you to jfdi. Any wonder we’ve had multiple people die so far in 2022 from health issues related to stress, poor health (constant sitting, weird hours etc) and suicide. Oh and to add insult to injury the older guys get paid 1/2 as much again and will retire on a pension 3x what I’d get at 55 even if I worked to 75. Unfortunately I have a large mortgage and a family to support. Still we’ll all be dead in the upcoming climate wars soon so I’m not too worried about retirement anyway.
Working at an animal shelter. I shouldn't have to explain, but people just assume it's puppies and kittens. Nope it's choosing what animals need to be out down for time and space because of the overload of puppies and kittens. It's picking up s**t all day and getting yelled at not just by the public but by your staff as well because of the stress, non profit or government run, it's still all about politics too. Directors and board members not understanding the operations because they are never there, and the worse part, seeing abused and neglected animals that have been mistreated their whole life. I also should add it's also a revolving door with directors because they can't handle it, it's nothing like they thought it was going to be, is what they always say. Nothing ever operates correctly and you have so much emotions running through you that you're body can't keep up so now you've become an emotionless person. I quit 2016, I cried the first time last year.
Graphic Designer 95% of the job is redrawing something that already exists in multiple sizes and formats. Place logo, type text, enter contact info into banner, risize it for Billboard, resize for web banner, resize for postcard. Same thing over and over again. Very rarely do you get to actually draw or create because chances are the logo already exists, the idea has already been hashed out in a board room meeting you were not a part of, the company has restrictions on what designs aspects you can use so they can maintain a recognizable image, and the industry standard is minimalism, so less is more. Very few people make it beyond this point. The ones that do have to deal with other graphic designers constantly dragging them through the mud to boost their own careers and image. And the pay is barely above minimum wage.
Hacker - What people fantasize is you clicking like a madman on a keyboard hacking organization and stealing all their secrets. In reality? The majority of clientele who hire you are companies that are forced by regulators (Banks, Insurance Companies, Telecom etc). They barely pay, so you have very few hours to do anything. Usually you resort to just reading the same dumb questionnaire to them. If you do find anything of importance, you get yelled at for just causing them more work and they prefer to pretend it's not a real issue. If you don't find anything major, you will be yelled at for not doing anything. Fun either way.
I think one thing a lot of people miss is that many jobs are miserable due to other people - office politics, poor management, rich board members or shareholders hoarding the profits, worker abuse, and any number of other negatives caused by other people. Sure, some jobs have environmental issues or logistical problems, but the majority of negatives boils down to the very simple fact that people are assholes.
Is this America based or...? Because some might be better in Europe (not all though, a minority)
Being a welder fabricator. Every one likes the idea of welding until they are doing it ten hours a day six days a week. No fans because it will blow away the shielding gas. Long sleeves and pants no matter how hot it gets. The occasional shock and once and a while you will catch on fire. I absolutely love my job but it's tough. But you can make all kinds of neat stuff and you gain the ability to repair a lot of stuff.
So basically what I'm getting from this is that the people who control any field of job don't want to pay you and will try to heap as much work as they can into you because they and the 'elders' don't want to do the grunt work they consider beneath them. Sadly this is the reality of the modern workforce
I'm going to add ski instructor. While you can make a living doing it, it's not the glamorous job the movies make it out to be. Very few good skiers hire instructors, so most of the time is spent with first timers or kids, and you're lucky to make it off the bunny hill with them. Some parents expect you to perform miracles with their kids, while others view you as nothing more than a baby-sitter to keep their kids occupied so Mom and Dad can shred (a lot of these kids hate skiing, so they're just SO MUCH FUN to have). The pay is meager, while the cost of living in ski towns is astronomical. There are some sweet perks - discounts on gear and season passes (even better if you work for one of the mega-resort groups) can save you some serious coin - but it's a tough way to make a living. Oh, and we don't get laid nearly as much as Hollywood suggests, either.
Personally I'm planning on getting a PHD because I like working with kids. And I'm messed up in the head so I want to help other kids who are also messed up in the head
Truck driver. Not that its romantic or anything but I did get to see the country which was great! They even will try to sell you that when you get recruited by a company. Well they tell you lots of things that are mostly false. You will not be home more. You will be away from your family for weeks (I am on week 8 rn). This is why the turnover rate is so high in truck driving. People think truck drivers have some kind of "brotherhood/sisterhood" which is furthest from the truth. The shippers/receivers can be difficult not loading or unloading in reasonable time. Which leaves nowhere to park once your log is exhausted. Guys/gals get into this business thinking its Convoy....well THATs a movie.
You people didn't know this before going into these professions? You'll get zero sympathy from me.
Painter/Artist. People think it's going some place down by the river, a park or travel and paint/sketch/whatever landscapes or any subject you find interesting, while the public walk by admiring your work quietly, and offers to buy your work, or you go down to the art gallery and they put it up on the wall with a hefty price tag. People also think digital artists just put up their images on social media and other sites, and make NFTs then BOOM moolah starts pouring into their PayPal. Or they really do find the starving, alcoholic artist stereotype as somehow romantic. No! Nononono. First off, painting in the outdoors is not always fun. You're bombarded by bugs. You're getting paint all over you, toxic paint chemicals, trying to smack mosquitoes and then you're up all night scratching. You're fighting against the elements. People stop to talk to you about your art work. Hopefully not to criticize but there's always that one jerk. Other people overly gush. It kills your focus
Every single one of my dream careers is on this list. That's not good.
EMT Other people: "You save lives. You help people. You braved the pandemic. We truly appreciate your service." Every EMT: "...crippling anxiety, PTSD, witness the worst of society, worked through a pandemic (I got a lunch box as a "thank you for sticking through the pandemic" """***gift***"""), blood, guts, poop, vomit, urine, patients spitting, cursing and sometimes attacking us, making JUUUUUUST enough to sleep under a roof and eat (.........mostly.......well, not really). Not to mention doctors and nurses continually looking down on us. Call me an "ambulance driver" one more time. I F*****G dare you.
Cop. The hours are terrible. You rarely get to sit and eat a meal. The paperwork/ data inputting is ridiculous and often repetitive, due to using several outdated systems. Things can turn to s**t when you least expect it and something mundane can become a matter of life and death. You can put your heart and soul into it and try to have honesty and integrity beyond reproach and people still hate you.
IT support - normal day job then on top out of hours deployment, on call 1/2 the year (15 mins to login to a laptop 24/7 a week at a time). Management screaming at you because someone else has broken something. Fighting developers because you won’t just “run everything as root/777/admin etc” then being told by managers, who consequently forget when stuff breaks and blame you, you to jfdi. Any wonder we’ve had multiple people die so far in 2022 from health issues related to stress, poor health (constant sitting, weird hours etc) and suicide. Oh and to add insult to injury the older guys get paid 1/2 as much again and will retire on a pension 3x what I’d get at 55 even if I worked to 75. Unfortunately I have a large mortgage and a family to support. Still we’ll all be dead in the upcoming climate wars soon so I’m not too worried about retirement anyway.
Working at an animal shelter. I shouldn't have to explain, but people just assume it's puppies and kittens. Nope it's choosing what animals need to be out down for time and space because of the overload of puppies and kittens. It's picking up s**t all day and getting yelled at not just by the public but by your staff as well because of the stress, non profit or government run, it's still all about politics too. Directors and board members not understanding the operations because they are never there, and the worse part, seeing abused and neglected animals that have been mistreated their whole life. I also should add it's also a revolving door with directors because they can't handle it, it's nothing like they thought it was going to be, is what they always say. Nothing ever operates correctly and you have so much emotions running through you that you're body can't keep up so now you've become an emotionless person. I quit 2016, I cried the first time last year.
Graphic Designer 95% of the job is redrawing something that already exists in multiple sizes and formats. Place logo, type text, enter contact info into banner, risize it for Billboard, resize for web banner, resize for postcard. Same thing over and over again. Very rarely do you get to actually draw or create because chances are the logo already exists, the idea has already been hashed out in a board room meeting you were not a part of, the company has restrictions on what designs aspects you can use so they can maintain a recognizable image, and the industry standard is minimalism, so less is more. Very few people make it beyond this point. The ones that do have to deal with other graphic designers constantly dragging them through the mud to boost their own careers and image. And the pay is barely above minimum wage.
Hacker - What people fantasize is you clicking like a madman on a keyboard hacking organization and stealing all their secrets. In reality? The majority of clientele who hire you are companies that are forced by regulators (Banks, Insurance Companies, Telecom etc). They barely pay, so you have very few hours to do anything. Usually you resort to just reading the same dumb questionnaire to them. If you do find anything of importance, you get yelled at for just causing them more work and they prefer to pretend it's not a real issue. If you don't find anything major, you will be yelled at for not doing anything. Fun either way.
I think one thing a lot of people miss is that many jobs are miserable due to other people - office politics, poor management, rich board members or shareholders hoarding the profits, worker abuse, and any number of other negatives caused by other people. Sure, some jobs have environmental issues or logistical problems, but the majority of negatives boils down to the very simple fact that people are assholes.
Is this America based or...? Because some might be better in Europe (not all though, a minority)
Being a welder fabricator. Every one likes the idea of welding until they are doing it ten hours a day six days a week. No fans because it will blow away the shielding gas. Long sleeves and pants no matter how hot it gets. The occasional shock and once and a while you will catch on fire. I absolutely love my job but it's tough. But you can make all kinds of neat stuff and you gain the ability to repair a lot of stuff.
So basically what I'm getting from this is that the people who control any field of job don't want to pay you and will try to heap as much work as they can into you because they and the 'elders' don't want to do the grunt work they consider beneath them. Sadly this is the reality of the modern workforce
I'm going to add ski instructor. While you can make a living doing it, it's not the glamorous job the movies make it out to be. Very few good skiers hire instructors, so most of the time is spent with first timers or kids, and you're lucky to make it off the bunny hill with them. Some parents expect you to perform miracles with their kids, while others view you as nothing more than a baby-sitter to keep their kids occupied so Mom and Dad can shred (a lot of these kids hate skiing, so they're just SO MUCH FUN to have). The pay is meager, while the cost of living in ski towns is astronomical. There are some sweet perks - discounts on gear and season passes (even better if you work for one of the mega-resort groups) can save you some serious coin - but it's a tough way to make a living. Oh, and we don't get laid nearly as much as Hollywood suggests, either.
Personally I'm planning on getting a PHD because I like working with kids. And I'm messed up in the head so I want to help other kids who are also messed up in the head
Truck driver. Not that its romantic or anything but I did get to see the country which was great! They even will try to sell you that when you get recruited by a company. Well they tell you lots of things that are mostly false. You will not be home more. You will be away from your family for weeks (I am on week 8 rn). This is why the turnover rate is so high in truck driving. People think truck drivers have some kind of "brotherhood/sisterhood" which is furthest from the truth. The shippers/receivers can be difficult not loading or unloading in reasonable time. Which leaves nowhere to park once your log is exhausted. Guys/gals get into this business thinking its Convoy....well THATs a movie.
You people didn't know this before going into these professions? You'll get zero sympathy from me.
