What Happens When Roomba Runs Over Dog Poo In The Middle Of The Night
Jesse Newton woke up in the middle of the night after his four-year-old son had crawled into bed smelling distinctively like dog poop. The smell was so horrifying, the man jumped out of the bed, only to discover that their Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner had run over their doggie’s pile, and now covered the entire house with the deuce – think rugs, floor, furniture and kid’s toys. All of this horror happened while the whole family was soundly asleep…
Newton, who described the event as a ‘pooptastrophe’ was so shocked that it took him a year to start speaking about the Roomba dog poop incident. “It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror.”
“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop… Because if that happens, the skid marks will be all over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.”
However, Newton was quick to defend his dog Evie, not blaming her for the whole dog poop Roomba ordeal: “This is the only time she’s done this, so it’s probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night.” Fair enough.
More info: Facebook (h/t: ladbible)
Jesse Newton woke up at night after his four-year-old son had crawled into bed smelling like dog shit
Image credits: Jesse Newton
The man discovered their Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner had ran over their dog’s poop…
Image credits: Jesse Newton
And now covered the entire house with the doggie’s turd – think rugs, floor, furniture and kid’s toys
Image credits: Jesse Newton
“It’s taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror”
Image credits: Jesse Newton
“Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop…”
Image credits: Kelly McQueen Newton
Looks like this dad was not the only one to have the same problem with dog poo and robot vacuum cleaners!
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Am I the only one who looked at the track of the poop and realized the roomba doesn't really clean all the areas of the floor?
https://www.facebook.com/914687145223202/photos/a.917487221609861.1073741829.914687145223202/1616054178419825/?type=3&theater :D
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Although this is absolutely hilarious, I'm sure this was one of the shittiest (pun intended) moments of his life. Had a similar situation a few years ago when my mom was out of town for a few days and left her Shepherd and two small Malteses at home. Went to check in on them on the second day, and the Shepherd had unloaded *everywhere*. Walked in it, ran in it...Even danced in it, by the looks of it. As had the two cotton-ball creatures known as Malteses. 'Twas a devastatingly brutal cleanup. It took many hours, showers, and tears to get through it all.
Oh my god.. That picture of the Roomba on the underneath with the poop... AHHHH DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry but I am laughing and I know it is not funny but oh the imagination just runs wild
This happened to me with cat poop. It didn’t get all over the house but it got all over the vacuum. I took it apart and cleaned it but the oder prevails. Any hope?
If you would like to read other posts by Jesse Newton, check out his FB page: "The Pooptastrophist".
Bless my dog, for holding it with all his might, no matter how badly he needs to poop. I need to buy him a fancy bone or something.
I feel his pain. This happened to me once, too. https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151612970550759&id=500010758&set=o.186868887606&source=48&ref=content_filter
But why didnt you post the whole text? It is hilarious! https://www.facebook.com/914687145223202/photos/a.917487221609861.1073741829.914687145223202/1616054178419825/?type=3&theater
so, much better to let the poor dog to c**p himself and sleep with his c**p if an accident happens?
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Am I the only one who looked at the track of the poop and realized the roomba doesn't really clean all the areas of the floor?
https://www.facebook.com/914687145223202/photos/a.917487221609861.1073741829.914687145223202/1616054178419825/?type=3&theater :D
Load More Replies... Although this is absolutely hilarious, I'm sure this was one of the shittiest (pun intended) moments of his life. Had a similar situation a few years ago when my mom was out of town for a few days and left her Shepherd and two small Malteses at home. Went to check in on them on the second day, and the Shepherd had unloaded *everywhere*. Walked in it, ran in it...Even danced in it, by the looks of it. As had the two cotton-ball creatures known as Malteses. 'Twas a devastatingly brutal cleanup. It took many hours, showers, and tears to get through it all.
Oh my god.. That picture of the Roomba on the underneath with the poop... AHHHH DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry but I am laughing and I know it is not funny but oh the imagination just runs wild
This happened to me with cat poop. It didn’t get all over the house but it got all over the vacuum. I took it apart and cleaned it but the oder prevails. Any hope?
If you would like to read other posts by Jesse Newton, check out his FB page: "The Pooptastrophist".
Bless my dog, for holding it with all his might, no matter how badly he needs to poop. I need to buy him a fancy bone or something.
I feel his pain. This happened to me once, too. https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151612970550759&id=500010758&set=o.186868887606&source=48&ref=content_filter
But why didnt you post the whole text? It is hilarious! https://www.facebook.com/914687145223202/photos/a.917487221609861.1073741829.914687145223202/1616054178419825/?type=3&theater
so, much better to let the poor dog to c**p himself and sleep with his c**p if an accident happens?
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