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We know just how much you love your pets, dear Pandas. If you’re like us, there isn’t anything in the world that you wouldn’t do for your furry (or scaly, or feathery) friends. We’d go to the ends of the earth if that meant that they’ll be happy and healthy. So when a health emergency comes up, some of us panic and rush to the vet, which is a completely normal reaction.

However, in some cases, what we thought was a major problem turned out to be something completely silly. Twitter user Kristin Chirico started up a fun and serotonin-filled thread about ridiculously funny emergency vet bills, and a ton of pet parents replied with their hilarious stories. Dogs with ‘happy tail syndrome’ are just the tip of the smiley iceberg.

Scroll down to put a smile on your face, dear Readers, and be sure to share this article with your pet-loving pals, too. Oh, and don’t forget to upvote the tweets that you enjoyed the most. When you’re done with this awesome list, consider dropping by the comment section to tell us all about your not-so-serious vet visits and how much you love your pets. (Cute cat and dog pics are always appreciated!) Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview about pets with the PDSA, the UK’s leading vet charity.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bit that is lost in this post says that the hamster had a fridge magnet in its cheek that caused him to get stuck to the metal cage. I will go and die of laughter now....

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Kristin’s Twitter thread went viral and had nearly 11k likes at the time of writing. One thing that it showed us is that, fortunately, not all health emergencies are as bad as they seem. There’s also a subtle hint there that vets have the patience of saints and the sense of humor of stand-up comedians. What would we do without them?

Bored Panda reached out to the PDSA for some advice on how owners can improve their pets’ lives and what mistakes to avoid doing. PDSA Vet Claire Roberts shared her experience with us.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw! Well it was his first cat ever. At least now he knows that she's happy and the noise is nothing to worry about.

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“All pets should have a suitable diet for their species and also for their age and constant access to fresh clean water. Pets should be the correct weight—not too fat or too thin! Owners can use body condition scores to check their pets are the correct size,” she said that you can check out how this works for your pet over here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happy tail syndrome" is the cutest name for a sore/sprained doggy tail.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: Mom can we get Snoop Dogg? Mom: we have Snoop Dogg at home Snoop Dogg at home:

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must’ve been a small joint. I’m pretty sure there’s a level of toxicity for a dog, when it comes to any kind of drugs, most likely based on size.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The vet told my daughter that it acts as a neurotoxin in dogs and messes up their lungs, too, when they're exposed to second hand smoke. No smoking of any kind allowed in her house now.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person needs a new vet. A vet laughing because the dog ate something that could hurt it isn't a laughing matter

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cannabis in it's natural plant form cannot get you high from ingesting. The THC has to be decarboxylated at 220 degrees F. A properly made cannabis THC edible will kill a dog. Good story tho.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a dog brought into our vet clinic that had ingested 50mg of THC gummies. He barely made it. Marijuana is toxic to dogs.

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Ervin Conn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gonna call BS on this. Look up marijuana decarboxylation. Raw marijuana does not get you high. That is why folks bake it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My best vet story: a man was working on his car in his garage when the family dog wanders through acting drunk. They don't even call just rush the dog in. Everyone is thinking dog got into antifreeze. We start an IV to flush him out and protect the kidneys as much as possible and send them to the nearest emergency. Turns out their teenage son had a pot stash in his room and the dog found it. Two things were learned that day: pot intoxication and antifreeze toxicity look very similar, and you can test a dog for cannabis with a drugstore urine test. Also dogs are more sensitive to THC than people, takes much less to affect them and much longer for it to leave the body. Tl/dr dogs absolutely can get high from eating straight marijuana. Oh and in an epic parenting move, the parents sold the kid's car to pay the emergency bill. This was long ago and pot was illegal.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog ate some edibles. Almost died! Stayed up with him all night. He was comatose at one point.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog is a "sniffer/scooper". You can't keep her from picking up literally anything on the ground. And if it's edible, it's quickly gone. One day - about a year before pot was legal here - she got into a "stubbie" in the grass. Looked exactly like this for about 6 hours. It was actually quite hilarious.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...from you, master! I learned it from watching you! "

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... how does a dog have access to drugs meant to be used by humans?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a vet recently ask me if my cat had access...well....maybe. Turned out to be a mystery illness that also cost me an arm and a leg.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing happened to my dog but was stumbling and drooling.. took to vet, said Riley got into some pot!! Vet said happens all the time!! He slept for almost 2 days straight. Miss u RILEY!!! LOVE YOU BOY!! RIP

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a dog that did that. He'd run around outside, then come in and lay down. He barfed up a bud at the vets. His name was Rufus! The vets said, "are you stoned, Ruffie?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My old dog did the same, but I knew what happened. I just helped him through it. Then the little bastard did it again with my dads stash… they don’t learn.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$80 later the vet tells me " your dog is high". Turns out he was eating joint butts off the ground outside. People --- please stop throwing cigarette butts and weed butts on the ground

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay bow wow yippy yo yippy yay🎶🎶

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not even the editors of Boredpanda are outraged here?? This is absolute neglect. This is why most people can't handle animals and become their abuser. Ever hear anyone say, "Oh, harhar! My kid ate a few muscle relaxers thinking they were m&ms and dropped into a coma! Oopsie daisy!" No. Because it's neglectful abuse. Marijuana ACTUALLY IS lethal to canines. He's lucky his dog wasn't a tea cup variety or it might no be here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our dog did that once (mom and brother were gardening and she ate a cigarette butt that was right beside our lawn while their backs were turned) she became super loopy and we were all super worried so mom and dad rushed her to the vet and left us kids at home. Came back and said she was just high. My brothers couldn’t stop laughing, I was holding in my laughter and my parents were super worried. Doggo was super cuddly and sleepy until the high wore off

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thc needs to be decarbed to have any effect when ingested.. a joint would not do anything.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, then the vet must have been an a**e if he laughed, because dogs will not metabolize weed and it's dangerous for it. A vet should have given the dog activated charcoal in order to neutralize the toxin

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our dog was walking sideways and falling over. Rushed him to the vet. After a thorough exam, the vet told us our dog was drunk! He had been eating the nectarine windfalls, and they had fermented in the dogs gut. Can still see our dog laying on the floor, head on his paws, groaning with a hangover.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there. Luckily a 90lb. Lab and it was just 1/2 a J. But it was a nice calm evening!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, bad gas f*****g HURTS! Pain can make you tense everything up. The sedative relaxed his muscles enough to let the gas escape.

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According to the vet, pets need to be allowed to behave in ways that are natural to them. That’s where owners come in: they can help by providing a good environment.

“Allowing plenty of exercise will also help, for example, walks for dogs where they can sniff, run and explore. Cats can be encouraged to exercise and show their normal behaviors through interactive play with toy,” she shared.

“Rabbits and other smaller animals will also like toys or enrichment like cardboard tubes to chew or hide in. Socialization and training from a young age will be helpful in preventing many behavior issues later in life,” Claire told Bored Panda.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, wow. I wonder how the vets know these things. Seems oddly specific 😂

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The vet noted that when it comes to companionship, a lot depends on what pet you have and their character as an individual, as well.

“Some need the company of their own species (like rabbits or guinea pigs), while others prefer to be on their own.”

“Generally, dogs are likely to want company with other dogs, while cats prefer to be alone, but this can be very individual and it’s best to watch their behavior with each other to see if they get along,” she said.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We went thru that with our German Shepherd. He hurt his paw when he was a pup, and we gave him so much affection and sympathy that for the rest of his life, every time he got scolded, he'd raise up his paw and look sad. "You can't be mad at me! I has an owie!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there... My cats must always punish me in there own special way whenever I have the absolute audacity of leaving them for any type of trip.

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Claire pointed out that owners have to remember that more pets require more resources. They have to have the means available to take care of all of their furry friends. “When you have multiple pets, make sure to provide them with their own resources such as food bowls, water bowls, beds, and litter trays for cats.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a bit silly! Hope pup is doing better after the pancreatitis but the smooshy face is cute, despite alarming the vets

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There’s nothing wrong with loving animals. In fact, it's wonderful. However, we all have to understand that love also means responsibility, not just cuddling pets 24/7. Some folks rush into pethood without thinking things through. And that ends up hurting everyone in the long run.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats be cranky if you change The Routine, AKA The Sacred Routine, AKA The Worship of Cat As Is Proper. :-)

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“One big mistake that pet owners may make is to get their pet without learning what owning them may involve. There is so much to think about to give our companions the best life that we can, so it’s a great idea to plan ahead and do lots of research before getting a pet,” the vet suggested.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog used to do this a puppy. She’d go outside and then come in with a limp so we’d go over her and check her and when we found nothing wrong, she was suddenly fine again!

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“This can allow you to choose the right type of pet that fits in best with your lifestyle, understand their needs, and to make sure you get your pet from a reputable source. Remember to think about which pets are better for households with children or other pets, their exercise requirements, costs, and any likely health issues,” Claire said, adding that you can find a handy quiz to help identify your perfect pet right over here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. That is a gorgeous bunny 2. Bunnies can be such food snobs! You’re supposed to give rabbits pelleted food along with hay and fresh greens and such, and while my old man here loves carrots and other treats, as far as his main sustenance, he refuses to touch anything other than pellets, and will only really eat one brand. I mean, I guess it’s not a huge deal since he’s made it to 12 years old so far, but every time I try to make his diet healthier, he turns his nose up at it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last time I got a new piece of furniture (a cabinet), the Simple Cat did not take it well. If she had to go past it, she'd go Full Puffy and SPRINT past it, then hide and make sure it wasn't chasing her. It took her weeks to stop being afraid of the cabinet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but in fairness, if it was a single black nipple and all others were pink or different color then I could understand. I mistook my dogs nipple for something because it was different color than the rest so I kept examining it for like 30 minutes before I realized it was just a nipple high up on his chest

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is wholesome to see so many people looking out for their pets!

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