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We know just how much you love your pets, dear Pandas. If you’re like us, there isn’t anything in the world that you wouldn’t do for your furry (or scaly, or feathery) friends. We’d go to the ends of the earth if that meant that they’ll be happy and healthy. So when a health emergency comes up, some of us panic and rush to the vet, which is a completely normal reaction.

However, in some cases, what we thought was a major problem turned out to be something completely silly. Twitter user Kristin Chirico started up a fun and serotonin-filled thread about ridiculously funny emergency vet bills, and a ton of pet parents replied with their hilarious stories. Dogs with ‘happy tail syndrome’ are just the tip of the smiley iceberg.

Scroll down to put a smile on your face, dear Readers, and be sure to share this article with your pet-loving pals, too. Oh, and don’t forget to upvote the tweets that you enjoyed the most. When you’re done with this awesome list, consider dropping by the comment section to tell us all about your not-so-serious vet visits and how much you love your pets. (Cute cat and dog pics are always appreciated!) Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview about pets with the PDSA, the UK’s leading vet charity.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bit that is lost in this post says that the hamster had a fridge magnet in its cheek that caused him to get stuck to the metal cage. I will go and die of laughter now....

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Kristin’s Twitter thread went viral and had nearly 11k likes at the time of writing. One thing that it showed us is that, fortunately, not all health emergencies are as bad as they seem. There’s also a subtle hint there that vets have the patience of saints and the sense of humor of stand-up comedians. What would we do without them?

Bored Panda reached out to the PDSA for some advice on how owners can improve their pets’ lives and what mistakes to avoid doing. PDSA Vet Claire Roberts shared her experience with us.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw! Well it was his first cat ever. At least now he knows that she's happy and the noise is nothing to worry about.

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“All pets should have a suitable diet for their species and also for their age and constant access to fresh clean water. Pets should be the correct weight—not too fat or too thin! Owners can use body condition scores to check their pets are the correct size,” she said that you can check out how this works for your pet over here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Happy tail syndrome" is the cutest name for a sore/sprained doggy tail.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, bad gas f*****g HURTS! Pain can make you tense everything up. The sedative relaxed his muscles enough to let the gas escape.

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According to the vet, pets need to be allowed to behave in ways that are natural to them. That’s where owners come in: they can help by providing a good environment.

“Allowing plenty of exercise will also help, for example, walks for dogs where they can sniff, run and explore. Cats can be encouraged to exercise and show their normal behaviors through interactive play with toy,” she shared.

“Rabbits and other smaller animals will also like toys or enrichment like cardboard tubes to chew or hide in. Socialization and training from a young age will be helpful in preventing many behavior issues later in life,” Claire told Bored Panda.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, wow. I wonder how the vets know these things. Seems oddly specific 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In this case, the vet could tell easily as HE was the one who fought the cat.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can 100% vouch for this. I had a cat for years that was queen of the condos. She would prowl around and take all comers--dogs, raccoons--she was a beast. But, she got old and when she lost her first fight, she became lethargic. Checked for wounds and found nothing. Vet said she was depressed which totally matched her behavior.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. My now 20.5 y/o cat was originally my farm cat. Many squabbles over turf with some ferals. His nose is permanently scarred and hairless from all the fights over 10 years. He too would be listless and ill behaving after all skirmishes, win, lose, or broken up by a dog. For the last 10 years he's been a house cat and the strays still challenge him through windows and spray our exterior doors to mark what is now their territory.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animals feel embarrassment just like we do. So don’t laugh at your dog or cat right in front of them when they fall down or make a mistake. You’re shaming them for something accidental—-that also happens to you. How would YOU like it if someone laughed at you when you did something like that? Only laugh with them when they’re trying to entertain you, never laugh at them. Doing that to animals or people is just cruel bullying, and bullies are nothing more than worthless assholes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A monkeys chatter probably doesn't mean much, I'm gonna laugh at my dippy dog, he doesn't care. He reacts a lot more when I close my laptop.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With cats it is very important to take not eating seriously since their livers get damaged very quickly. I'm assuming it's important for all animals but for cats this is firsthand knowledge. Or secondhand since the vet told me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this in animals who lost a fight. Especially human ones.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had this with my bunny "Moppel", he sat quietly in the corner, did not move or eat. His girlfriend "Flöckchen" was fine. Then we learned - by smell when patting - that Moppel obviously had tried to sniff Flöckchen's butt, and she had peed on his head to get rid of him. Moppel just was depressed because he lost his dignity! 😀

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar with my can't. He stopped eating altogether, but kept drinking. Found out the company that made his food changed its formula, and he disapproved

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my cat waa an outdoor/indoor cat he got in a fight with a ferret or something similar... He lost, got home all bloody meowing how the fight waa rigged... After the vet visit he WENT BACK TO THE DAMN FERRET. He looked really pissed when he came back with more cuts because it meant another vet visit (i am not risking infection) he's 15 now and chilling on the balcony judging people 🐈

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing happened to my cat a few months ago, but sadly he passed away after few days of not eating and drinking anything. And the wrost thing is a was away from home because i got job in another city 350 km away. I miss you Bantet 😭

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What gave the vet a clue? Maybe the patches of lost fur? Perhaps the torn ear?

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The vet noted that when it comes to companionship, a lot depends on what pet you have and their character as an individual, as well.

“Some need the company of their own species (like rabbits or guinea pigs), while others prefer to be on their own.”

“Generally, dogs are likely to want company with other dogs, while cats prefer to be alone, but this can be very individual and it’s best to watch their behavior with each other to see if they get along,” she said.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We went thru that with our German Shepherd. He hurt his paw when he was a pup, and we gave him so much affection and sympathy that for the rest of his life, every time he got scolded, he'd raise up his paw and look sad. "You can't be mad at me! I has an owie!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been there... My cats must always punish me in there own special way whenever I have the absolute audacity of leaving them for any type of trip.

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Claire pointed out that owners have to remember that more pets require more resources. They have to have the means available to take care of all of their furry friends. “When you have multiple pets, make sure to provide them with their own resources such as food bowls, water bowls, beds, and litter trays for cats.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a bit silly! Hope pup is doing better after the pancreatitis but the smooshy face is cute, despite alarming the vets

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There’s nothing wrong with loving animals. In fact, it's wonderful. However, we all have to understand that love also means responsibility, not just cuddling pets 24/7. Some folks rush into pethood without thinking things through. And that ends up hurting everyone in the long run.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats be cranky if you change The Routine, AKA The Sacred Routine, AKA The Worship of Cat As Is Proper. :-)

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“One big mistake that pet owners may make is to get their pet without learning what owning them may involve. There is so much to think about to give our companions the best life that we can, so it’s a great idea to plan ahead and do lots of research before getting a pet,” the vet suggested.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog used to do this a puppy. She’d go outside and then come in with a limp so we’d go over her and check her and when we found nothing wrong, she was suddenly fine again!

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“This can allow you to choose the right type of pet that fits in best with your lifestyle, understand their needs, and to make sure you get your pet from a reputable source. Remember to think about which pets are better for households with children or other pets, their exercise requirements, costs, and any likely health issues,” Claire said, adding that you can find a handy quiz to help identify your perfect pet right over here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. That is a gorgeous bunny 2. Bunnies can be such food snobs! You’re supposed to give rabbits pelleted food along with hay and fresh greens and such, and while my old man here loves carrots and other treats, as far as his main sustenance, he refuses to touch anything other than pellets, and will only really eat one brand. I mean, I guess it’s not a huge deal since he’s made it to 12 years old so far, but every time I try to make his diet healthier, he turns his nose up at it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last time I got a new piece of furniture (a cabinet), the Simple Cat did not take it well. If she had to go past it, she'd go Full Puffy and SPRINT past it, then hide and make sure it wasn't chasing her. It took her weeks to stop being afraid of the cabinet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but in fairness, if it was a single black nipple and all others were pink or different color then I could understand. I mistook my dogs nipple for something because it was different color than the rest so I kept examining it for like 30 minutes before I realized it was just a nipple high up on his chest

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is wholesome to see so many people looking out for their pets!

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