Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.
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Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all
AMEN SISTER!!!! I knew when I was 13 that I didn't want kids I'm 32 now and guess what.....I STILL DON'T WANT THEM!!! I'm sure you got this all the time but my very favorite response when I would say that was "oh you will change your mind when you get older, children are a gift and it's an experience every woman should have at least once." Or "Norman is ever gonna want you because ALL men want to be daddies" well guess what I've been with my BF for 10+ years and we are happily living our lives without children and I wouldn't change it for anything. So how about just accepting that people aren't kid people
Load More Replies...I decided not to marry and not to have children when I was about 18. I'm 81 now and never regretted it. In those days it was not understood and it/I was weird. I always preferred animals.
How about not reading the funny captions on the pictures of kids if you don't have them, don't want them, and have no sense of humor?
You don't read the weather forecast because you don't like rain? 😋
Load More Replies...I don't get it. My dog seems to like it when I grab him by the penis.
Does he play a sort of tug of war?....”sort of”....?
Load More Replies...I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
I immediately thought "STELLA!!! STELLA!!!" --- That looks oscar-worthy.
Well, this is just one of those times where a parent has to be firm & say "No". After all, she's old enough now to get around by herself & shouldn't expect her parents to carry her everywhere. I'm an auntie of 8 & believe me; I've seen this phase every time & it won't get any easier, so it's important to stick to your guns & not let the toddler make the rules! ✨☝️✨
Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"
Good grief! Put the kid to bed and let her cry herself to sleep. Maybe Mom needed the time out. She's lucky she even has a Dad to read her a story with the divorce rate.
She's lucky her dad actually wants to spend time with her. My dad no longer cares about me. He didn't come to see me when I was on life-support with sepsis & they said I wouldn't survive. He didn't come to see me after they sent me home, confined to my wheelchair or else my "at-home" hospital bed. And he didn't come to see me on my 30th birthday either (nor was there even a birthday card in the post or a voicemail on the phone), so he obviously cares more about his partner & her family than me. Just goes to show, though; some dads are nice & others are just a******s. Thank goodness I've still got my mum, my 2 older sisters & my 8 nieces/nephews. Otherwise it would be so much worse than it is already... ✨💔✨
Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her
Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!
YASS! Made better with an old bus full of kids waving through the back window at the driver behind.
Load More Replies...How would you even know, though? Do you have "binocular-vision" or something?? LOL. 😂
I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass
And a great way of getting them to go to bed early
Load More Replies...Maybe kid thought it was grape juice... (technically aged grape juice...)
But Mom my teeth are killing me and this is the only thing that really helps me out please just one more time before bed THANKS ! ;=]]
Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop
I think they end somewhere under the caption, but it's really tough to make out because I can't tell where his knees are supposed to be.
Load More Replies...You just have to teach him that "potty-time" has to be "quiet-time", as he needs to understand & learn that it is a private moment where people don't want to be disturbed. After all; he wouldn't be able to watch people going when he's visiting a public restroom or if he's starting school & enters the restroom there. He will definitely have to learn the importance of letting people have their personal space & privacy, despite being young. It won't be an easy process for him, but he will get there eventually... ✨☝️✨
He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
Probably tired. Needs to go to bed for a nap.
Load More Replies..................Maybe........ Just Maybe.....They Didnt Do A GRAPE Job RAISIN Their Kid.. I Think. >w>
It is possible that the child just used a wrong word and started crying because he got a wrong thing. When I was a child I once needed an adjustable wrench for something but I accidentaly asked my dad a different tool and when he gave me the tool that I asked I started crying because I thought that my dad was evil. :)
I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup
Colored soap yes..... Kiddie makeup NO!!! Makeup is what startedvthis whole MESS!!! She’s only a toddler At Best. Has NO NEED for makeup of ANY kind at that age.
Load More Replies...We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
I think someone got the title of this series backwards. "25+ A*****e Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives." More like "25+ A*****e brats who ruined their parents lives..."
Wait when she hits puberty, and you won't want to let her go outside with more extravagant fashion choices. ♥
THANK YOU!! Finally someone with a LOGICAL MIND!!!
Load More Replies...WHY .. would you in the FIRST PLACE?? As parents, we ARE the teachers of many things.
He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)
They only learn those social constructs from yourself so they are not really wanting for you to say no, they just don't expect anything. Either way you should say YES of course :D
Load More Replies...I'm 24 and still doing this, I mean, I wanna be polite not actually share my food.
That's what I thought too. Maybe she took a big bite than what he was willing to share
Load More Replies...That's life kid - either mean it or don't offer. You'll get the hang of it.
Perhaps I should have written a book on raising children. I had two children, almost two years apart, never a tantrum, or meltdown, What have I missed ?????????
You probably raised them as little HUMANS that have choices to make or not. Good for you and YES!!! Maybe you should write a book! Well Done Mrs. Parsons
Load More Replies...She Farted And Got A Fright
Fortunately not had too many dogs with that problem but one always looked at her rear in utter disbelief when that happened.
Load More Replies...That girl is My foster cats soul human Idk if it makes though...
Oh this reminds me of my childhood dog. She would always come close and lie next to you, fart and, smell it, get embarrassed and then hurry away, leaving you in the stench x'D hahaha
There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"
Oof. Yeah, it's just not as satisfying to lick it off when it's split half and half. I understand the pain.
me too! Looking at that oreo even bothers me a little bit from far away.
Load More Replies...God I'm going to be a mean parent. I just don't think I can tolerate crying over nonsense.
That is a fair enough reason. The frosting is better when complete. (drys eyes)
I can't imagine what their kids are like. Super entitled.
Load More Replies...Why are you showing the world what a spoilt brat you've raised, I would be totally ashamed if my child had carried on like that.
The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking
If you are positive ... be ready for one of two general reactions based on gender.
Load More Replies...When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
Reminds me of how I often get dressed soon after I wake up and then my parents ask me to get dressed..
He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.
Honestly, first time I had a candy apple I was severely disappointed. Chocolate doesn't go with apples at all.
Load More Replies...I totally sympathize. Plus, it's a sour Granny Smith! Just use your teeth to scrape off the good parts!
Though to be fair, that's the look we all have when we realized that an apple is the center of a caramel apple.
He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down
that's just the life when you're bipolar and go into rapid cycling mixed phase. Too restless to stay still but too exhausted and anxiety ridden to do anything. I feel you kid!
Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
I also worry about the pink bus thing. Quick melt downs are a sign of Autism. Two in the family here.
Load More Replies...Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...
My 1 year old daughter dipped her fingers in my sister's coffee. It was not freshly poured but was still hot. She did not let her do that on purpose, it was an accident. My daughter cried, had pink fingers for like 5 minutes. After that she has learnt to not put her fingers in any cup of tea or coffee. Sometimes experience really is a better teacher
Load More Replies...Other than stating the obvious (Hot), you really do not know where those cute fingers have been and I would rather drink my coffee. The whole experience Teaching idea works wonders until kids get hit by cars.
Just let him do it ,it will be the last time he wants your coffee in the morning or maybe that is really what he wants it with more creamer in his cup ;=]]
Just let him, he'll be crying for a different reason, but at least he'll learn.
Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...
When my daughter acted this way, it wasn't time-out time, it was nap time
Load More Replies...Coincidentally today I was confirming the meaning of my last name, Cohen, and saw some people have it as a first. My first thought was, ‘who would name a person cohen?!’ Apparently THESE guys lol
I would be like quit crying or I'm burning all your toys in a fire
I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...
I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.
I must admit, I hate that part of swimming, too, but I don't hold YOU responsible.
I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse
@Randy Inbred best comment I've seen from you yet. lol
Load More Replies...I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher
it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand
I hardly tryst some 3 year olds with wooden blocks, can’t imagine a knife. :|
Load More Replies...When we think the bad things are good for us... He is even ignoring the car keys!
The tot was probably playing with them. They love car keys.
Load More Replies...Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.
This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!
Why would you give away trade secrets? Wife: Can you load the dishwasher and run it? Me: Sure thing. (fills dishwasher with bubble bath) Wife: Would you please do some of the laundry. Me: Sure thing. (All my dirty socks, check. Her red silk dress, check.)
Load More Replies...Just like in the movie ' Honey I Grew The Kid', " Daddy means fun mommy means business".
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail
Ooooh my God, look at this sweet face. She's cute even when she is crying.
Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.
Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together
And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....
So THAT’S when it starts. Gotta gossip together too at that age. LOL
Load More Replies...I suspect they are. My babies were the most irritable when they were sleepy.
Load More Replies...This is the last one of these I can stand to look at today. That fact that there are hundreds more after this reaffirms a lifetime of never wanting children. See you on a different BP. *tiptoes out*
His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)
And so he learns the lesson about having cake (or fruit snacks) and eating it...
We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday
It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.
Confirmed. My niece asked for a jalapeno cake when she was 3.
Load More Replies...still, after a whooping total of 2 years in this world!
Load More Replies...Seriously gave her Cake at am event that clearly screams for Pie... *shakes head*
I don't want cake. I don't want presents. I just want empty boxes wrapped in brightly coloured paper that I can rip!!
I mean, you kinda are the a*****e parent in this situation. It's so plain. Kids like color! A little visual pop! Something to make it exciting. This cake is like if cheerleaders just stood still with no expressions and just talked in a monotone voice...
I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack
Toddlers just want to explore their surroundings... perhaps that explains all these tantrums... they get frustrated when parents deny them the experience (for safety reasons, obviously)... part of growing up...
Oh you should definitely let her have the hot sauce. Parenting 101. Trust me.
Explain it, have a glass of milk handy, tell her to take it real easy with that, put a tiny bit on a spoon, -and let her at it.
Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel
I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)
Yeah, well some parents don't want their small children to be posting themselves on the internet for all the world to see. Could be very dangerous. Maybe the parent thought when the child gets older and more mature she'll be able to post more appropriate content. Another reason might be that almost all of us look back at ourselves at that age And see a silly child... but luckily we just have home videos of it and not viral ones. Just some thoughts.
Load More Replies...I imagine the parent isn't worried about her showing her face as much as people saying the kind of creepy and hurtful comments things they say in YT comments and that her daughter might not be ready to deal with that.
Load More Replies...If she started crying when you told her no, then, yeah, she is too young
You go mom! I won't let my kids have a you tube either. I have told them that they can make videos and edit them, but the videos won't go on the you tubes.
Good. Kids shoudnt have youtube channels. I can admire the fact she wants to do it, but just a little bit older...
When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry
You, a nickname of a medicine. That's new to me. Lol. I take it for my nerve pains. I like how it looks like Amy as a first name and triptyline as a last name -smiley face-
Load More Replies...You can both be happy here - shut the pantry door so you can't hear her and she can explore the shelves for something interesting to eat. Or maybe I just have yummy things in my pantry.
Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too
That could work. My daughter at age six wanted 6 fish fingers ( she is autistic and wanted 6 as she was 6) she had 3. I took the risk of breaking them all in half and telling her she now had 6 and it worked.
Load More Replies...secret you perhaps have not yet learnt. no audience no tantrum. also in some cases a cold glass of water in the face. I got that once .never had another tantrum.
Wow some of these kids are really living a stressful life. If I had cried that much I would be in bed forever with out dinner.
My banana broke the other day and 3/4 of it fell to the ground and was promptly run over by my tractor tire . It looked like a waffle . I may have cried a little too .
His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head
No, she meant the hat is shrinking. Like when your clothes no longer fit you, they're shrinking :-)
Load More Replies...I would be pleased something stopped firing me.:-)
Load More Replies...I know what you mean. I did a double take when I first read it.
Load More Replies...Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts
yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car
I always wondered why I would see a random shoe in the middle of the road. Mystery solved.
Load More Replies...I didn't like wearing shoes as a kid either until my mom took me and my brother to this park that had these plants that had these sharp prickly seeds on them in the grass. After stepping on them and having our mom picked them out of our feet, we were glad to get our shoes on.
when I was a kid I hated wearing socks. I would take them off and just leave them in random places
I have always hated wearing shoes, and probably did the same thing. Even now I will walk around outside barefoot and my parents will yell at me...
god all of these just confirm how awful it must be to have kids haha. honestly couldnt deal with the screaming on a daily basis
Boy this brings back memories that was suppressed and for good reason.
"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"
Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"
It would've been funnier if this was taken in Japan, and the captions are translated to English
I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage
owwwwwwww cuteeee!!! ohhhh wait!? All he wanted was the garbage? LOL
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker
Is this why there are so many non-voters- because babies eat their votes? (I'm kidding.)
Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On
Honestly, I'd say a LOT of these are overtired children. It's not pretty, but nap time meltdowns are a very real part of toddlers, lol!
Load More Replies...This is me on the weekends when I don't have to do any schoolwork......
Found her true love, couldn't be close enough..ah,makes me remember my newlywed colleague...damned her (my colleague not the kid)
My Shoes Don't Fit Her
my 11 year old brothers' shoe size is already bigger than my moms' 10
I used to beg my mom to let me wear her heels, and she would finally give in and gives me her biggest pair. I would be so excited about wearing them and try walking over to the mirror to see how they look, only to trip and have both of them fall off. XD
Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do
I've NEVER been in a Wally World without at least 1 kid screaming their lungs out.
I had to go to WalMart once a few months ago.. ack.
Load More Replies...Sorry - that's just sensible. Not that I've been in a Walmart as such but most large shops are hideous.
You have never been in a Wal-Mart? You haven't LIVED!
Load More Replies...He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now
We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog
The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate
I used to eat cut up hot dogs just like that when I was young! My poor mom, there are so many pictures of me with hots dogs because it's all I would eat.
For very young children, it's a choking hazard. Also, crying with a mouthful of food.
Load More Replies...He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story
I know I get them mixed up. You have to ask which one does he want to watch.
I think there’s three. What’s with the downvotes people?
Load More Replies...I Told Her I Loved Her
I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube
We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother
One time we were babysitting my 3-4 year old cousin and she started singing (I think it was an Elmo song). My mother joined in and Sadie fell to the ground dramticaly shouting "Asson, when you sing it makes me so, SO sad!" (my mother's name is Alison, but Sadie used to call her Asson).
Only on top. And why wouldn’t she be? She’s a little girl. Hardly any need for a shirt.
Load More Replies...I will find that girl and i will sing happy birthday to her brother for 2 hours straight
Amazing picture! HAHAHA this is a funny memory for you guys for sure! :)
He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall
You have a small child, yet you have no cover plate on that outlet on the right side of the pic. Truly brilliant.
Not everyone has r******d children that stick s**t into electrical outlets.
Load More Replies...She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down
shoot i was fearless of heights as a kid, jumping off the roof of the house. get older and taller and now it feels like its a lot farther down when in reality its just the same height >.<
Load More Replies...I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?
Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.
I wonder how is it btw... "wait a second honey, let me take a picture of your crying first" ? Then I'll post it on the internet so the whole world will see you !
Load More Replies...She may have heard some scare stories about what happens if you eat your at your hair.
He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One
I can relate. I tell someone I’m not hungry. “No you don’t have to make me a sandwich.” Five minutes later “I want a bite of your sandwich!”
It’s nice to be asked though, it helps you feel included and wanted.
Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker
if she will have two crackers, she will cry because she have only one mouth ;-)
Load More Replies...oh my nephew was notorious for holding several in reserve with one hand whilst eating straight from the bag with the other hand. he would carry those several around in his hand for half an hour and go back to the bag with reserves still in hand. It was quite amusing to be honest.
Pr maybe is crying because of excitement "I wanted a cracker, I got a cracker, God, life is so amazing!!!"
He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops
I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet
She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver
🎶 Then send a butterfly 🦋 and give a kiss 💋, I did not expect that 🎶
I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch
It would be a weirder thing for him NOT to be attached to. 😋
Load More Replies...As a mum of special needs kids, I can completely understand the need and would happily sit there holding my kid's foot. It's a sensory thing ^_^
I would prefer to find another way to satisfy his sensory needs, I too have a child (19 now) she had and still to some extent has sensory issues, though she has the opposite issue, doesn’t wear socks unless going out, and throughout secondary school we had serious issues getting her to wear underwear.
Load More Replies...It’s a normal lunch for a kid his age 😁. Easy to eat.
Load More Replies...Are you sure it's not because you're trying to feed him radioactive yellow slop?
He Didn’t Want To Have Fun
My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.
This was me at every sporting event that anyone ever tried to make me participate in.
i love skating! i take private lessons with a tutor, and i know three jumps
I could skate as soon as I could walk. Took some lessons as a pre-teen.
Load More Replies...Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer
Can’t she just get a fake one? Maybe a fifth grader has one she can borrow.
Load More Replies...I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush
Whats with toddlers and toilet brushes? Both my kids loooooved them to the point that we had to toilet brush proof the homes of friends we visited. Like: "Before we greet and chit chat, let me just make a quick run to all of your bathrooms and do a little rearranging...
HIS EYES ARE TO ADDORBILE AD I DONT WANT TO BE THAT PERSON BUT HOW DO YOU RESISTS
I Turned The Water On For His Bath
They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....
They hate baths and naps until they take them. Then they don't want to get out the bath nor wake up.
Load More Replies...I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On
Oh my goodness. Reincarnated Eskimo that chewed food to soften for her aged mamma. You have to tell her you still have all your teeth and can eat your own food.
All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”
"How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"
Do kids already understand that? I know they can understand things Trump doesn't.
Load More Replies...My sister did this once. My dad said she looked cute when she came downstairs she screamed and cried because she wanted to “look grown up” not cute
When I was younger, I HATED when my mom used the word cute! LOL
Load More Replies...shes gorgeous by the way. shes got fast growing nice healthy hair like i do. tell her to keep it clean, and tell her that keeping it long will be difficult, and she has to decide if its worth it. say these things because its all true...
This reminds me of when my niece got upset because I complimented her. Haha.
I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again
My daughter used to gag herself with her spoon on purpose when she was around a year old. It was scary! Thank goodness she grew out of it, but this tantrum has happened in my house.
We know when the " Valley Girl " trend will be coming back... When she becomes a pre-Teen or teenager. " Like gag me with a spoon!! " haha
She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More
He Ate All Of The Blueberries
I know if I do get married, that'll happen. I'll be the junk-food hog.
Load More Replies...He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table
I had the same thing with doorways at my old house... tall people problems
He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...
I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed
Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...
As a little baby, I would lie ANYWHERE when I got upset. Even the middle of the street.
verbage indicates that OP did not actually check the contents of said baggy. what a shame.