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Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

Taryn Wallace
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AMEN SISTER!!!! I knew when I was 13 that I didn't want kids I'm 32 now and guess what.....I STILL DON'T WANT THEM!!! I'm sure you got this all the time but my very favorite response when I would say that was "oh you will change your mind when you get older, children are a gift and it's an experience every woman should have at least once." Or "Norman is ever gonna want you because ALL men want to be daddies" well guess what I've been with my BF for 10+ years and we are happily living our lives without children and I wouldn't change it for anything. So how about just accepting that people aren't kid people

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Eyeball
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA Mine does the same thing when I tell her she can't poke the kitty in the b******e. XD

Elly Essenberg
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I decided not to marry and not to have children when I was about 18. I'm 81 now and never regretted it. In those days it was not understood and it/I was weird. I always preferred animals.

Noel Spaso
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about not reading the funny captions on the pictures of kids if you don't have them, don't want them, and have no sense of humor?

Mir Gwenhadu
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't read the weather forecast because you don't like rain? 😋

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Alex Craig
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am certain the dog appreciates you.

Trixster Million
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. My dog seems to like it when I grab him by the penis.

Sean Rothstein
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he play a sort of tug of war?....”sort of”....?

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Ola Polowczyk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

25+ reasons not to have kids. Disgusting screaming creatures.

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    #2

    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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    Caroline Allnutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought "STELLA!!! STELLA!!!" --- That looks oscar-worthy.

    AspieGirl88
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is just one of those times where a parent has to be firm & say "No". After all, she's old enough now to get around by herself & shouldn't expect her parents to carry her everywhere. I'm an auntie of 8 & believe me; I've seen this phase every time & it won't get any easier, so it's important to stick to your guns & not let the toddler make the rules! ✨☝️✨

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows how the over-indulgence so far has already harmed her.

    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go on with out me! Go! I will be ok! Save yourself!"

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    #3

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad 0-1 Mom....according to the kid...

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief! Put the kid to bed and let her cry herself to sleep. Maybe Mom needed the time out. She's lucky she even has a Dad to read her a story with the divorce rate.

    Jon Chevalier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my son did that I'd leave the house.. no more problem.

    Barbara Baldwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez...please don't tell me the parents give in to this c**p..

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's lucky her dad actually wants to spend time with her. My dad no longer cares about me. He didn't come to see me when I was on life-support with sepsis & they said I wouldn't survive. He didn't come to see me after they sent me home, confined to my wheelchair or else my "at-home" hospital bed. And he didn't come to see me on my 30th birthday either (nor was there even a birthday card in the post or a voicemail on the phone), so he obviously cares more about his partner & her family than me. Just goes to show, though; some dads are nice & others are just a******s. Thank goodness I've still got my mum, my 2 older sisters & my 8 nieces/nephews. Otherwise it would be so much worse than it is already... ✨💔✨

    Sara Lang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw her in the bath - when it's full!

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good time for father to stop being just a buddy to the kid.

    Peggy Penguin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

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    #4

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASS! Made better with an old bus full of kids waving through the back window at the driver behind.

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    Sarah Schultz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major lesson of life? School is gonna be rough...

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that plane in the sky was definitely United...

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you flying United, little one?

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you even know, though? Do you have "binocular-vision" or something?? LOL. 😂

    Jennifer Oldham
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else looking at that immaculate lawn trim job?

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    #5

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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    Cherie O
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothbrush dipped in wine is a gateway drug....

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a great way of getting them to go to bed early

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going places!

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe kid thought it was grape juice... (technically aged grape juice...)

    rustic raven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Mom my teeth are killing me and this is the only thing that really helps me out please just one more time before bed THANKS ! ;=]]

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was good enough for the Romans....

    Melissa Housden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me like a perfectly good reason to cry!

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    #6

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him....that'll give him a REAL reason to cry

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me kid, it's better this way.

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or his legs are way too long?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they end somewhere under the caption, but it's really tough to make out because I can't tell where his knees are supposed to be.

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    N G
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid, sit back and enjoy smelly vision

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Separation anxiety. Needs structure for those transitional moments.

    Alan Lowry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL LOL... who says daddy’s “REALLY” pooping anyways ?

    AspieGirl88
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to teach him that "potty-time" has to be "quiet-time", as he needs to understand & learn that it is a private moment where people don't want to be disturbed. After all; he wouldn't be able to watch people going when he's visiting a public restroom or if he's starting school & enters the restroom there. He will definitely have to learn the importance of letting people have their personal space & privacy, despite being young. It won't be an easy process for him, but he will get there eventually... ✨☝️✨

    rustic raven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sweetheart go watch the cat poop it is just daddy ;=]]

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but they learn by watching.

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    #7

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn’t want THOSE raisins.

    Charlotte Nordset
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's a kid, he doesn't need a raisin to cry. ..... 8-)

    MervPerv
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...............Maybe........ Just Maybe.....They Didnt Do A GRAPE Job RAISIN Their Kid.. I Think. >w>

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loughing tears at all of these!!! This is so much fun when it isn't my little one screaming 😂😂😂 (sorry guys, guess I'm a bad mom)

    Cherie O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he wanted the dark chocolate covered Raisinets.....I mean, I would...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't the chocolate ones.

    Sarah Schultz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not in the box!!!! On his special plate, mom!

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible that the child just used a wrong word and started crying because he got a wrong thing. When I was a child I once needed an adjustable wrench for something but I accidentaly asked my dad a different tool and when he gave me the tool that I asked I started crying because I thought that my dad was evil. :)

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, were they yellow or brown raisins? You can't just go giving kids raisins all w***y-nilly like.

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    #8

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more staying out all night either young lady!!

    SBW71
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how some wake up after a night out drinking! Ha HA

    Tamera Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “But he said he loved meeeee-yaaaaaaa!!!!!”

    endelbendel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her some kiddie makeup to play with, or colored soap.

    Alan Lowry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colored soap yes..... Kiddie makeup NO!!! Makeup is what startedvthis whole MESS!!! She’s only a toddler At Best. Has NO NEED for makeup of ANY kind at that age.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom has never worn makeup, and neither did her Mom. But my other Grandmother had a dressing table with lipstick, nail polish, etc. We were just fascinated by it. But we weren't allowed to touch.

    Jack Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Junior b***h in the making! Glad she is not my child.

    Jean Schweibish
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus the sad clown persona of Jane Doe began.

    Eric Baker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she looks just like Mommy does on Saturday morning......

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    #9

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you get a nice breeze....

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still not allowed to. *sigh*

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone got the title of this series backwards. "25+ A*****e Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives." More like "25+ A*****e brats who ruined their parents lives..."

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait when she hits puberty, and you won't want to let her go outside with more extravagant fashion choices. ♥

    Alan Lowry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!! Finally someone with a LOGICAL MIND!!!

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    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is so hard when u are 2 yrs old!

    Sarah Schultz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will grow up to be a great exhibitionist :-))

    Alan Lowry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY .. would you in the FIRST PLACE?? As parents, we ARE the teachers of many things.

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    #10

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

    Wannes Aelbrecht
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only learn those social constructs from yourself so they are not really wanting for you to say no, they just don't expect anything. Either way you should say YES of course :D

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    Vlad Horobet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 24 and still doing this, I mean, I wanna be polite not actually share my food.

    MRaina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how big was the bite ?

    Ntosh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought too. Maybe she took a big bite than what he was willing to share

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    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's life kid - either mean it or don't offer. You'll get the hang of it.

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think you were going to say yes! 😭😭

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps I should have written a book on raising children. I had two children, almost two years apart, never a tantrum, or meltdown, What have I missed ?????????

    Alan Lowry
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably raised them as little HUMANS that have choices to make or not. Good for you and YES!!! Maybe you should write a book! Well Done Mrs. Parsons

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    #11

    She Farted And Got A Fright

    She Farted And Got A Fright

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    Heidi Golff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does the same thing........

    The Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately not had too many dogs with that problem but one always looked at her rear in utter disbelief when that happened.

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    Alex K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that happens to me too.

    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I do it everyone else gets a fright

    Domie Wos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son shouts "I farted!" even in public lol

    AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is My foster cats soul human Idk if it makes though...

    Paddi Avalon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this reminds me of my childhood dog. She would always come close and lie next to you, fart and, smell it, get embarrassed and then hurry away, leaving you in the stench x'D hahaha

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    #12

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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    Phoebe Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that happened to me, those would be tears of joy.

    Taki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. Yeah, it's just not as satisfying to lick it off when it's split half and half. I understand the pain.

    Charlotte Nordset
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! Looking at that oreo even bothers me a little bit from far away.

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    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I'm going to be a mean parent. I just don't think I can tolerate crying over nonsense.

    Chris Pitch
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a fair enough reason. The frosting is better when complete. (drys eyes)

    Sarah Schultz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any relation to the Kardashians?

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine what their kids are like. Super entitled.

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you see when you split on oreo kid.

    Stacey Bancroft
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a bath bomb on the side of his Oreo

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you showing the world what a spoilt brat you've raised, I would be totally ashamed if my child had carried on like that.

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    #13

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad won’t be under her control.

    Laura Enez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad use to say "That children are potential juvenile delinquents ".

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll never wear this shirt again!"

    Leigh Zamparelli
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She couldn't "Control" the situation so she lost "control"

    #14

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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    Phoebe Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

    Eleanor Ragsdale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are positive ... be ready for one of two general reactions based on gender.

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he wanted to be an only child

    Romina
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So was it positive? Don't leave us with a cliffhanger!

    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to get rid of your enemies is to eat them obviously

    SBW71
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sibling?? Trying to get rid of the evidence

    Emily Hisel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooooooooooooooo was it positive or negative?

    Amy Pfluecke
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well?? Is this mom pregnant? Can’t leave us hanging!

    Vinniegret
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're having another? Whew, you are made of strong stuff.

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    #15

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He means his secret identify costume.

    Phoebe Bean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he meant different clothes

    Nostalgic Hyena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of how I often get dressed soon after I wake up and then my parents ask me to get dressed..

    #16

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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    Braineating Spleen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

    Taki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, first time I had a candy apple I was severely disappointed. Chocolate doesn't go with apples at all.

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you gotta add something healthy to it. But kid, really?? It’s called a Carmel Apple for crying out loud.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always hated the "apple" part of toffee apples - can quite understand

    Brigitta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that kid has a big a*s head...

    Allison G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally sympathize. Plus, it's a sour Granny Smith! Just use your teeth to scrape off the good parts!

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is way too old to be throwing a tantrum like that.

    Kerry Counahan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though to be fair, that's the look we all have when we realized that an apple is the center of a caramel apple.

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    #17

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he would not appreciate either. lol

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him float in the bath water then

    Kate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this one

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of some politicians taking action...

    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I WILL HAVE TO LIE DOWN NOOOOOO!

    Charlotte Nordset
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just the life when you're bipolar and go into rapid cycling mixed phase. Too restless to stay still but too exhausted and anxiety ridden to do anything. I feel you kid!

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    #18

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now this one I'm worried about!!

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also worry about the pink bus thing. Quick melt downs are a sign of Autism. Two in the family here.

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, this is too sweet. Bad doggo!

    Jayden Michael
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why people should make a push in front of dog.

    The Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dogs CAN be very creepy...

    #19

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 1 year old daughter dipped her fingers in my sister's coffee. It was not freshly poured but was still hot. She did not let her do that on purpose, it was an accident. My daughter cried, had pink fingers for like 5 minutes. After that she has learnt to not put her fingers in any cup of tea or coffee. Sometimes experience really is a better teacher

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well after the first time they learn

    Sherry Haught
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than stating the obvious (Hot), you really do not know where those cute fingers have been and I would rather drink my coffee. The whole experience Teaching idea works wonders until kids get hit by cars.

    Cherie O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, if it wasn't that hot, I might have let him barely dip his finger in (controlled of course)...I bet he would not ask again. And yes, I have two kids...

    rustic raven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let him do it ,it will be the last time he wants your coffee in the morning or maybe that is really what he wants it with more creamer in his cup ;=]]

    R john
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you let him do that, he cries and if you don't let him he cries. Either way you lose!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was Bart Simpson, he would do it again, and again....

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let him, he'll be crying for a different reason, but at least he'll learn.

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    #20

    Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

     Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter acted this way, it wasn't time-out time, it was nap time

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    Odessa Cohen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coincidentally today I was confirming the meaning of my last name, Cohen, and saw some people have it as a first. My first thought was, ‘who would name a person cohen?!’ Apparently THESE guys lol

    Dori Semenov
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scenario is called "I need a nap"

    O t
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who names a person Cohen? AND Pretty sure this name is going to be forever associated with that Trump sleazebag.

    Grumble o'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth is, he's melting down because you named him Cohen.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be like quit crying or I'm burning all your toys in a fire

    Cherie O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy....first world problems...

    Diver Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow a ton of toys to choose no wonder he looses it.

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    #21

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was initially thinking the same thing lol

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squeaky little melon.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or leave them on and see her reaction

    Stacey Hilliard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit, I hate that part of swimming, too, but I don't hold YOU responsible.

    Sarah Nunns
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least her face now matches her outfit

    Sonia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are not a*****e parents it's the kids that are spoiled rotten

    Jon Chevalier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let her swim in her clothes. she'll learn.

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    #22

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife doesn't let me do that either. Except on my birthday.

    Mickey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Randy Inbred best comment I've seen from you yet. lol

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what it's for, sweetheart.

    #23

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

    ShneeksDawn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hardly tryst some 3 year olds with wooden blocks, can’t imagine a knife. :|

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    Katie O'Brien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty soon he will be crying because of the exact opposite lmao

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he keeps this and shows it to you when he's a teenager!

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s good, i would never let my sister near a knife

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we think the bad things are good for us... He is even ignoring the car keys!

    ERIN JARRELL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab those keys before they're lost!!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you gave him your keyring, mother

    joe Shmoe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of neanderthal washes their knives in the dishwasher?

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least he's trying to HELP! $hit, my kid's 11 y.o., and I have to give blood in order to get him to help with house chores! XD```

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just curious why there are car keys on the floor.

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tot was probably playing with them. They love car keys.

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    #24

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

    Robert Wiersema
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you give away trade secrets? Wife: Can you load the dishwasher and run it? Me: Sure thing. (fills dishwasher with bubble bath) Wife: Would you please do some of the laundry. Me: Sure thing. (All my dirty socks, check. Her red silk dress, check.)

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    Dahlia Sunshine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like in the movie ' Honey I Grew The Kid', " Daddy means fun mommy means business".

    #25

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t bite, give love little one

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better you tell her than the dog!

    Jack Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching moment, she would only take one bite!

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the the the th- OOOOO DOGGY TAIL!

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh my God, look at this sweet face. She's cute even when she is crying.

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    #26

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised the dog isn't sitting there too

    Jack Carr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like dada left a little sh*t in the hallway!

    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the classic "end of the world" tantrum! *L*

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonding isn't all it adds up to is it?

    #27

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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    Nanette Cordell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT’S when it starts. Gotta gossip together too at that age. LOL

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    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these are hilarious

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chi non piscia in compagnia, o xe ladro o xe spia. ♥

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these incidents are pre-nap time?

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect they are. My babies were the most irritable when they were sleepy.

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    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last one of these I can stand to look at today. That fact that there are hundreds more after this reaffirms a lifetime of never wanting children. See you on a different BP. *tiptoes out*

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I've never had anyone who wanted to co-poop!

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    #28

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's just wanting more. So very normal.

    Nanette Cordell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't gone... they are in his tummy!

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so he learns the lesson about having cake (or fruit snacks) and eating it...

    Youknownot myname
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....i dont blame the kid. that s**t is heartbreaking

    Ande H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS SOOO ME I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT AT THAT AGE

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    #29

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

    Never Mind
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmed. My niece asked for a jalapeno cake when she was 3.

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mommmmmm!!! It’s not pink!!!!!”

    manowce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cake looks awful. I mean for a kid. no colours, just plain beige? no decoration?

    Lira Mai
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She still don't understand the quote, "it's the thought that counts."

    Charlotte Nordset
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still, after a whooping total of 2 years in this world!

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    Janice Morin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the cake. I'd have cried too!

    Benski Trenkins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously gave her Cake at am event that clearly screams for Pie... *shakes head*

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want cake. I don't want presents. I just want empty boxes wrapped in brightly coloured paper that I can rip!!

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey umm dad i want a different one

    Ashley Ausdahl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you kinda are the a*****e parent in this situation. It's so plain. Kids like color! A little visual pop! Something to make it exciting. This cake is like if cheerleaders just stood still with no expressions and just talked in a monotone voice...

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    #30

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give to her! She wanted it!

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just give her the bottle, don’t actually open it

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers just want to explore their surroundings... perhaps that explains all these tantrums... they get frustrated when parents deny them the experience (for safety reasons, obviously)... part of growing up...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, let her have it. ONE TIME. Lol. My son once helped himself to a "sweet pickle" at his Aunt's house. You should have seen his face when he realised it was an jalapeno pepper!

    Lulu Machete
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you should definitely let her have the hot sauce. Parenting 101. Trust me.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain it, have a glass of milk handy, tell her to take it real easy with that, put a tiny bit on a spoon, -and let her at it.

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    #31

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well some parents don't want their small children to be posting themselves on the internet for all the world to see. Could be very dangerous. Maybe the parent thought when the child gets older and more mature she'll be able to post more appropriate content. Another reason might be that almost all of us look back at ourselves at that age And see a silly child... but luckily we just have home videos of it and not viral ones. Just some thoughts.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you put her photo on social media. Awesome parenting!

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine the parent isn't worried about her showing her face as much as people saying the kind of creepy and hurtful comments things they say in YT comments and that her daughter might not be ready to deal with that.

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    Janette Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she started crying when you told her no, then, yeah, she is too young

    manowce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she'll be very grateful that you put a photo of her crying for all of her friends to see...

    Amy Meadows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go mom! I won't let my kids have a you tube either. I have told them that they can make videos and edit them, but the videos won't go on the you tubes.

    Nicola Mills
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something is not right about this photo.I hope she is safe.

    Destiny nerd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Kids shoudnt have youtube channels. I can admire the fact she wants to do it, but just a little bit older...

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    #32

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You, a nickname of a medicine. That's new to me. Lol. I take it for my nerve pains. I like how it looks like Amy as a first name and triptyline as a last name -smiley face-

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tantrums are loud and annoying. But better than a tantrum from opening the hot oven and getting burned.

    Emma Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy,close the door in the pantry

    Frank Catala
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She gonna be a chef! Shes skipping cook faze!

    Ben
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me- *closes door and backs away quietly*

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can both be happy here - shut the pantry door so you can't hear her and she can explore the shelves for something interesting to eat. Or maybe I just have yummy things in my pantry.

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    #33

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell her "Now you have 2"

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could work. My daughter at age six wanted 6 fish fingers ( she is autistic and wanted 6 as she was 6) she had 3. I took the risk of breaking them all in half and telling her she now had 6 and it worked.

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    Jon Chevalier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    secret you perhaps have not yet learnt. no audience no tantrum. also in some cases a cold glass of water in the face. I got that once .never had another tantrum.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow some of these kids are really living a stressful life. If I had cried that much I would be in bed forever with out dinner.

    Veronica Vinrot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happend to me today.. And yesterday.

    Zer~
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    不知道为什么就是不开心,哼!哈哈

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, somebody looks like they need a nap.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My banana broke the other day and 3/4 of it fell to the ground and was promptly run over by my tractor tire . It looked like a waffle . I may have cried a little too .

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    #34

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

    the_will.is_strong Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My jeans are getting too small too...make room for me, kid.

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually kinda sad since those can be expensive and stylish

    Jennifer C.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, when I try to put my skinny jeans on...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean his head got too big for the hat :-)

    Ellisa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she meant the hat is shrinking. Like when your clothes no longer fit you, they're shrinking :-)

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    Jessa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! He's growing up! Get peter!

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been better to use "racoon"...

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean. I did a double take when I first read it.

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    #35

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

    tairidanger Report

    Kristin Latta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why I would see a random shoe in the middle of the road. Mystery solved.

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    Kiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't like wearing shoes as a kid either until my mom took me and my brother to this park that had these plants that had these sharp prickly seeds on them in the grass. After stepping on them and having our mom picked them out of our feet, we were glad to get our shoes on.

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little kids don't like shoes and socks. It's a shocker.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid cries *removing* shoes because he loves them.

    Least-Angelic-Angel.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was a kid I hated wearing socks. I would take them off and just leave them in random places

    Kai Burnstien
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always hated wearing shoes, and probably did the same thing. Even now I will walk around outside barefoot and my parents will yell at me...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put one sock on, he pulls the other off. Same with the shoes.

    Tarmon Simpson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god all of these just confirm how awful it must be to have kids haha. honestly couldnt deal with the screaming on a daily basis

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy this brings back memories that was suppressed and for good reason.

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    #36

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

    Kat O. Report

    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying over a book about a crying baby. Lol.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, you'll learn to do it too, sweety, you'll learn. *a soft pat on the shoulder*

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can Daddy translate??? Pleaseeeee!!

    Username Taken
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would've been funnier if this was taken in Japan, and the captions are translated to English

    #37

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

    mommy2viktoria Report

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face : yahhhhhhhhhhhhh attttaaaacccckkkkkkkkkk

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I. WANT. THE. GARBAGE!!!!!!"

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT S**T IN THE GARBAGE IS MINE

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submit this as his graduation photo.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    owwwwwwww cuteeee!!! ohhhh wait!? All he wanted was the garbage? LOL

    Judy Halls
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about the kitchen garbage?

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    #38

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

    Jennifer C Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he didn't like your choice!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's a bit young to vote. He'll get his own sticker in about 20 years.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why there are so many non-voters- because babies eat their votes? (I'm kidding.)

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww he wants to eat your I voted sticker waaaaaaa

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhhh I would let him (Maybe it was poisoned)

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. I guess the kid didn't want the parent to have voted, so he just decided to eat it! Problem solved! (This is sarcastic)

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine finding that in a diaper .

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because you voted for....????????

    Breezy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever she wanted, I would assume. Haha

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    #39

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

    mister_nanda Report

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'd say a LOT of these are overtired children. It's not pretty, but nap time meltdowns are a very real part of toddlers, lol!

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    Least-Angelic-Angel.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me on the weekends when I don't have to do any schoolwork......

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F F F F FU- fudge… FUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAACCACACACACACACCAC fudge

    Sara Lang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ! I never realised it got THAT bad! UGH, horrible!

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try moving the blanket near her (far from her).

    annisa pramita siwi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found her true love, couldn't be close enough..ah,makes me remember my newlywed colleague...damned her (my colleague not the kid)

    #40

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

    JennMGreenberg Report

    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle starts early... *sigh*

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a legit reason to cry no matter what age you are.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants to wear high heels just like Mom.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It never stopped me. I took on my grandfathers rainboots, the big green ones. I then threw a small tantrum when I had to have pants even tho the rainboots covered my legs.

    Lillian Castellow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 11 year old brothers' shoe size is already bigger than my moms' 10

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to beg my mom to let me wear her heels, and she would finally give in and gives me her biggest pair. I would be so excited about wearing them and try walking over to the mirror to see how they look, only to trip and have both of them fall off. XD

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a matter of time...

    #41

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

    jossiebean Report

    Ellisa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that's me after being in Walmart after about 10 minutes.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've NEVER been in a Wally World without at least 1 kid screaming their lungs out.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to go to WalMart once a few months ago.. ack.

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry - that's just sensible. Not that I've been in a Walmart as such but most large shops are hideous.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have never been in a Wal-Mart? You haven't LIVED!

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    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do u go there if u hate it so much?

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    #42

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

    Ashley G.‬ Report

    #43

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's just cruel - he's clearly learned from the dog.

    Jayden Michael
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine i'll just eat the dog treats then...

    AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww this one just cute and a little bit gross but cute

    #44

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

    sisterswithkids Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, that annoying guest taking advantage of her hospitality

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was betrayed, of course she'd cry

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to eat cut up hot dogs just like that when I was young! My poor mom, there are so many pictures of me with hots dogs because it's all I would eat.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For very young children, it's a choking hazard. Also, crying with a mouthful of food.

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    Folder d
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHNO HER MOTHER IS A KAREN LOOK AT THE PLATE!

    #45

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

    krosekuhl Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I get them mixed up. You have to ask which one does he want to watch.

    Meryam Petrie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think He is still upset about his butchered hair.😂

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there’s three. What’s with the downvotes people?

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh... The emotionally moving Pixar films... ^_-

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    #46

    I Told Her I Loved Her

    I Told Her I Loved Her

    once.upon.a.bloodletting Report

    Ingo Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early onset commitment issues?

    Ben Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she is a teenager, you’ll get the same reaction...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you sounded sincere?

    #47

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

    eurotrash622 Report

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her eat from the diaper she pooped in

    #48

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

    yoshismom Report

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks happy still though...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's his birthday, after all.

    Claire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time we were babysitting my 3-4 year old cousin and she started singing (I think it was an Elmo song). My mother joined in and Sadie fell to the ground dramticaly shouting "Asson, when you sing it makes me so, SO sad!" (my mother's name is Alison, but Sadie used to call her Asson).

    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sums up my life... Attention seaker :)

    Laura Enez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put her in her room so brother can enjoy his birthday.

    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on top. And why wouldn’t she be? She’s a little girl. Hardly any need for a shirt.

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention 101. Like a pickthank or brown-noser

    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will find that girl and i will sing happy birthday to her brother for 2 hours straight

    Coffee & Cake
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing picture! HAHAHA this is a funny memory for you guys for sure! :)

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you were singing out of tune??

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    #49

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

    mrsgriff10 Report

    _WEIRD_ONE_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid, im thirteen and im not even 4.ft sorry

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will be, Dude, before you know it.

    Hank Delisle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a small child, yet you have no cover plate on that outlet on the right side of the pic. Truly brilliant.

    Mika Misaki
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has r******d children that stick s**t into electrical outlets.

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    Will Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could lie and say I’m a teen

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    #50

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

    aheartofviolet Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks scarier than you think when you get up there.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoot i was fearless of heights as a kid, jumping off the roof of the house. get older and taller and now it feels like its a lot farther down when in reality its just the same height >.<

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow your floors are shiny!

    The Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help! I've gotten up and I can't fall!

    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK, I'd have let her figure it out for herself. Encourage her to do it. If she got up then she can get down.

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    #51

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

    Ruby B.‬ Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how is it btw... "wait a second honey, let me take a picture of your crying first" ? Then I'll post it on the internet so the whole world will see you !

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    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may have heard some scare stories about what happens if you eat your at your hair.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll come out one way or the other

    Clinton Yew
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will come out... from below...

    Nanette Cordell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope... its going to stay in your stomach forever......

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    #52

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

    oak_.and_.ash Report

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I tell someone I’m not hungry. “No you don’t have to make me a sandwich.” Five minutes later “I want a bite of your sandwich!”

    Folder d
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should get a new haircut man

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nice to be asked though, it helps you feel included and wanted.

    #53

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

    jossiebean Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a second cracker for the other hand!

    Týna Ef
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she will have two crackers, she will cry because she have only one mouth ;-)

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    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she is screaming WHYYYYYYYYYY

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my nephew was notorious for holding several in reserve with one hand whilst eating straight from the bag with the other hand. he would carry those several around in his hand for half an hour and go back to the bag with reserves still in hand. It was quite amusing to be honest.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life lesson: always break cracker, bisquits ect into two. This really works dear parents out there!!! Saves me a lot of grey hair

    ElisabethN.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pr maybe is crying because of excitement "I wanted a cracker, I got a cracker, God, life is so amazing!!!"

    #54

    He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

    He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

    rin_lovett Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember my brother wearing his underwear on his head.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing so hard! That would be such a funny sight.

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't identify the shorts at first...

    AmyFarrahFowlerCooper
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Mum...it's all the rage in Paris this season!

    #55

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

    Lauren Report

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she was fishing for chocolate pebbles....

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I used to put my feet in the toilet..

    #56

    She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

    She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

    the_disheveled_dame Report

    Myina Fennell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Then send a butterfly 🦋 and give a kiss 💋, I did not expect that 🎶

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have fallen from your pedestal.

    #57

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

    PMeegz Report

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a weird thing to be attached to...

    Jennifer Brekke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a weirder thing for him NOT to be attached to. 😋

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    Flisey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mum of special needs kids, I can completely understand the need and would happily sit there holding my kid's foot. It's a sensory thing ^_^

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer to find another way to satisfy his sensory needs, I too have a child (19 now) she had and still to some extent has sensory issues, though she has the opposite issue, doesn’t wear socks unless going out, and throughout secondary school we had serious issues getting her to wear underwear.

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    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a normal lunch for a kid his age 😁. Easy to eat.

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    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it's not because you're trying to feed him radioactive yellow slop?

    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a cruel and vile monster!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those guys with a foot fetish

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    #58

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me at every sporting event that anyone ever tried to make me participate in.

    Lydia Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love skating! i take private lessons with a tutor, and i know three jumps

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could skate as soon as I could walk. Took some lessons as a pre-teen.

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    #59

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can't drink anyway. She forgot to bring her ID

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t she just get a fake one? Maybe a fifth grader has one she can borrow.

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    Sarah Hartness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids aren't allowed in the Beer Garden where i'm from

    The Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was human, that is definitely me

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    #60

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

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    Heidi Golff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What expressive beautiful eyes!

    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face reveals the pain of eating something he shouldn’t have. Did he lick the toilet

    Mountain Hippie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats with toddlers and toilet brushes? Both my kids loooooved them to the point that we had to toilet brush proof the homes of friends we visited. Like: "Before we greet and chit chat, let me just make a quick run to all of your bathrooms and do a little rearranging...

    Tabitha Gutierrez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIS EYES ARE TO ADDORBILE AD I DONT WANT TO BE THAT PERSON BUT HOW DO YOU RESISTS

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    #61

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

    Rafaella Bueno
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate baths and naps until they take them. Then they don't want to get out the bath nor wake up.

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Calvin&Hobbes...

    Charlie1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do u make his bath time fun? Do u add bubbles to his bath water? Put in some little boats? Stay with him while he is bathing and play with him? Just curious.

    #62

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always good when children get past this level of sharing.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness. Reincarnated Eskimo that chewed food to soften for her aged mamma. You have to tell her you still have all your teeth and can eat your own food.

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    Damn straight! It's unhygienic!

    #63

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do kids already understand that? I know they can understand things Trump doesn't.

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    Becca The Bear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did this once. My dad said she looked cute when she came downstairs she screamed and cried because she wanted to “look grown up” not cute

    Amy Pfluecke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I HATED when my mom used the word cute! LOL

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't want to be valued by her appearance

    AnimalLoverSingerModel#1
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she wanted to know that she was cute or gorgeous

    Emily Hisel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shes gorgeous by the way. shes got fast growing nice healthy hair like i do. tell her to keep it clean, and tell her that keeping it long will be difficult, and she has to decide if its worth it. say these things because its all true...

    Brandi Walker
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when my niece got upset because I complimented her. Haha.

    Lilly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then tell her she looks smart!

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    #64

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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    Rainbow screen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean by again exactly?

    Julie Laplante
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to gag herself with her spoon on purpose when she was around a year old. It was scary! Thank goodness she grew out of it, but this tantrum has happened in my house.

    Angela Huber
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know when the " Valley Girl " trend will be coming back... When she becomes a pre-Teen or teenager. " Like gag me with a spoon!! " haha

    #65

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

    Romina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow poor thing. She looks so cute yet so dissapointed

    #66

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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    Laura Mortensen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this problem at our house and we don't have any kids.

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know if I do get married, that'll happen. I'll be the junk-food hog.

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    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I am with pickles right now. I just ran out today..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's eating something healthy

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally justifiable outburst

    #67

    He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

    He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

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    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real struggles!

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing with doorways at my old house... tall people problems

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this happens to truckers, they let the air out of the tires.

    #68

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

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    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww at least you're hugging him and calming him down.

    Amy Eales
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Frasier voice* How DARE you?? Lol

    #69

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a little baby, I would lie ANYWHERE when I got upset. Even the middle of the street.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    verbage indicates that OP did not actually check the contents of said baggy. what a shame.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever lost that, wants it back!

    #70

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...