#11 She Farted And Got A Fright

She Farted And Got A Fright

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Heidi Golff 5 months ago

My dog does the same thing........

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#12 There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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Phoebe Bean 5 months ago

"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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#13 The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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Phoebe Bean 5 months ago

So, she lost "control"...

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#14 I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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Phoebe Bean 5 months ago

He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

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#15 When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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Randy Inbred 5 months ago

He was going for a more formal look.

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#16 He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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Braineating Spleen 5 months ago

Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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#17 He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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frederic eeckman 5 months ago

You can try to sit him :D

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#18 Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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The Laugh Fan 5 months ago

Okay, now this one I'm worried about!!

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#19 Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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Dian Ella Lillie 5 months ago

Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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#20 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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Dian Ella Lillie 5 months ago

I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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