Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble
Community Member
3 years ago

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

Taryn Wallace
Community Member
3 years ago

AMEN SISTER!!!! I knew when I was 13 that I didn't want kids I'm 32 now and guess what.....I STILL DON'T WANT THEM!!! I'm sure you got this all the time but my very favorite response when I would say that was "oh you will change your mind when you get older, children are a gift and it's an experience every woman should have at least once." Or "Norman is ever gonna want you because ALL men want to be daddies" well guess what I've been with my BF for 10+ years and we are happily living our lives without children and I wouldn't change it for anything. So how about just accepting that people aren't kid people

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Eyeball
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHA Mine does the same thing when I tell her she can't poke the kitty in the butthole. XD

Elly Essenberg
Community Member
3 years ago

I decided not to marry and not to have children when I was about 18. I'm 81 now and never regretted it. In those days it was not understood and it/I was weird. I always preferred animals.

Noel Spaso
Community Member
3 years ago

How about not reading the funny captions on the pictures of kids if you don't have them, don't want them, and have no sense of humor?

Mir Gwenhadu
Community Member
2 years ago

You don't read the weather forecast because you don't like rain? 😋

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Alex Craig
Community Member
3 years ago

I am certain the dog appreciates you.

Trixster Million
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get it. My dog seems to like it when I grab him by the penis.

Sean Rothstein
Community Member
3 years ago

Does he play a sort of tug of war?....”sort of”....?

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Ola Polowczyk
Community Member
2 years ago

25+ reasons not to have kids. Disgusting screaming creatures.

Terror from Beyond Space
Community Member
3 years ago

#DogToo

SnowyLynx
Community Member
3 years ago

Well she has to learn

Lindadianne Cobb
Community Member
10 months ago

What in heavens name is the matter with young parents today. When did discipline become a dirty word. Discipline means teaching with LOVE. Dose it mean beating the child into a whimpering mass of tears and pain NO. But it does mean loving your child enough to take the time to teach them the proper way to behave, showing them that as their loving parents, rule will be put in place at a very young age to keep them not only safe but have them be the kind of person others would want to be around. I have raised my share and with this formula the all have become wonderful productive members of the human race and that started at a VERY young age.

Spy Fandel
Community Member
1 year ago

Grab the dog boy by the penis instead (when she’s 18) :)

Tammy Ralph
Community Member
2 years ago

I totally agree with all the women that don't want kids, but the ones that do will probably change their minds after seeing these bunch of spoiled brats, all I can say to them is that you reap what you sow.

datpanda
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha lucky dog

AspieGirl88
Community Member
3 years ago

She's lucky she didn't, or else the dog probably would've tried to bite her! Most dogs won't even let you lift their tails without jumping a few inches in the opposite direction; so I dread to think what a dog might do, if a child decided to go for his privates... 😥

FuzzyWuzzy
Community Member
3 years ago

Children can be and do things that are so weird that you just have to laugh at them! To this kids mind, there is nothing wrong with grabbing a dogs penis and why are you being so mean to him because he did it?! *L*

Luisa Vasconcelos
Community Member
3 years ago

Since I'm a kid I always knew I wanted kids so I totally understand the feeling of people that don't want kids. Because be into having kids it's there or it's not there. And I don't like when people with kids try to convince others without kids to have kids. It's so wrong as when I say I'm not religious and everybody from all religions try to convert me.

Imperfekt
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would anyone want to coerce someone who does not wish to have children into having them? Why would you want to bring an unwanted child into the world? Just please trust that the person deciding not to have children is making a very wise decision for themselves and for that potentially unloved child.

Sean Rothstein
Community Member
3 years ago

Personally I have tried to convince others not to have any or at most one

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Melinda Burge
Community Member
3 years ago

Almost spat food across the room after reading this

chachkimooch
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm happy that I only have 4-legged babies. (well, adult adopted ones anyway)

Sean Rothstein
Community Member
3 years ago

You have baby centaurs?

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Michael Weis
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG, kids are assholes- just like my cats, can say that confidentally having three each plus three grandchildren...

Zoey
Community Member
3 years ago

Also I wanted to add to my previous post, what if, just what if a child that was born grows up to be a great medical scientist and has the formula to cure cancer??? And mom or loved one has the Cancer, boy, what you just jump on it??!!!! The point is, stating that you hate kids and don't like kids is such an ignorant statement to make. Especially when we all have been kids! How about if someone told you when u were a kid, "I HATE KIDS! " HOW would u feel? Plus u don't know if someone on here has kids with special needs..... LIKE ONE OF MINE! I would give anything in the world for him to know what a normal life is.

Sean Rothstein
Community Member
3 years ago

People overuse hate like they do love- don’t stress, they don’t mean either one

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Von
Community Member
3 years ago

is* cute

Von
Community Member
3 years ago

It's absolutely horrid that such asshole parents as these tend to think behavior like this isn cute or acceptable. The same people have the audacity one day to say "I don't know what's wrong with my son Brad. We have him everything as a kid, a wonderful life, and I can't understand why he can't stay out of jail." ~insert eye roll~ Seems to be a cultural issue; after all there is one thing these brats all have in common after all. ~shrug~

Von
Community Member
3 years ago

More like 25+ asshole parents that either don't know or don't care that their kids are excruciatingly tired; or are too weak in character to be parents who put their children to bed vs allowing them to go without naps to the extent that they turn into demons inhabiting within small humans.

Molly Block
Community Member
3 years ago

This photo and caption make me SO GLAD I decided to not have children. It's bad enough I had to meet a new neighbor a few weeks ago, who owned 4 horses. This woman and her husband don't have any electricity hooked up to where they live. By choice. Blames it all on their confounding IRS problems. They don't even live in a house, but in a small movable metal storage shed. No heat, no A/C, no running water. But they have 4 horses, and the 1st (and only!) time they take me to their place, she tells me a little about the horses themselves. One of the males, he suddenly gets a HUGE boner, and she proceeds to reach out with both hands and pull on it, hand over hand, sort of like the way you'd reel in a big thick water hose. Said he 'likes it.' Yeah. They get 'sand in their shaft & you have to put your hands in there and scoop it out.' I NEVER WENT BACK. Now this kid in this photo is having a fit cause she can't tug of the family dog's wiener. Gross. Just purely disgusting.

Molly Block
Community Member
3 years ago

I heard a comedian say one time that she didn't have kids because she was selfish when it came to spending money. She wanted to spend it on herself, because a woman needs many shades of lipstick, after all! ;-P LOL! I spend all of the money I would have spent if I'd had a kid on my beagle. He's deserving and makes me happier than any kid ever could. <3

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Poison Alchemist of Life
Community Member
3 years ago

Tax time is a great reason to have them

Bobbi Berryhill
Community Member
3 years ago

wtf?

Zoey
Community Member
3 years ago

Having kids isn't for everyone. I didn't think I wanted kids or even really thought about it until I got older. I am a mom of 4 boys and I tell you what, I wouldnt want it any other way and I couldn't imagine my life without them. They are my pride and joy and want them to continue our legacy. But like I said in the beginning, its not for everyone. What offends me and gets me pissed though, is when people say " I HATE KIDS! " That's an ignorant thing to say and how would u really know that you wouldn't want kids? U never had them and u wouldn't know! Also, Its a damn good thing your parents liked kids or YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE!

Gryffindor4ever
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3 years ago

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I can relate.......

Devin Robinson
Community Member
3 years ago

sir are you okay

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Hans
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3 years ago

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Did someone ask the dog?

Nadja Lambacher
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3 years ago

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Original Post "Even though he liked it." Lol.

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#2

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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Monika Rhodes
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3 years ago

'Don't leave meeeeee....'

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#3

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Dad 0-1 Mom....according to the kid...

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#4

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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#5

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

I whine for wine!

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#6

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

Believe me kid, it's better this way.

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#7

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Plot thickens...

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#8

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

No more staying out all night either young lady!!

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#9

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

But you get a nice breeze....

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#10

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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#11

She Farted And Got A Fright

She Farted And Got A Fright

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
3 years ago

My dog does the same thing........

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#12

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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#13

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

So, she lost "control"...

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#14

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

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#15

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

He was going for a more formal look.

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#16

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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Braineating Spleen
Community Member
3 years ago

Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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#17

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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frederic eeckman
Community Member
3 years ago

You can try to sit him :D

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#18

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

Okay, now this one I'm worried about!!

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#19

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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#20

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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#21

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an asshole parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

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#22

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

My wife doesn't let me do that either. Except on my birthday.

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#23

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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Bella Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

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#24

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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Randy Inbred
Community Member
3 years ago

This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

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#25

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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Anna Krūmiņa
Community Member
3 years ago

I want to hug her :(

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#26

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
3 years ago

love the hair

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#27

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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Nanette Cordell
Community Member
3 years ago

And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....

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#28

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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SnowyLynx
Community Member
3 years ago

Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

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#29

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

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#30

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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Kiahna
Community Member
3 years ago

Just give to her! She wanted it!

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#31

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

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#32

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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Amy Triptyline
Community Member
3 years ago

A pantrum.

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#33

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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SnowyLynx
Community Member
3 years ago

Get her some icream to attempt a Banana split

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#34

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

I kind of empathise with this kid....

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#35

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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Kristin Latta
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

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#36

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

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#37

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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Alia G.
Community Member
3 years ago

But he wanted to!!

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#38

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

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SnowyLynx
Community Member
3 years ago

Did your vote count?

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#39

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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ChickyChicky
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone is very tired!

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#40

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

The struggle starts early... *sigh*

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#41

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

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Kiss Army
Community Member
3 years ago

Amen!!

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#42

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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SnowyLynx
Community Member
3 years ago

Patience young one, it’ll be here soon...

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#43

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

Now that's just cruel - he's clearly learned from the dog.

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#44

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

oh, that annoying guest taking advantage of her hospitality

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#45

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Toy Story 2? Toy Story 3? Toy StorE???

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#46

I Told Her I Loved Her

I Told Her I Loved Her

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Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

She expected "I adore you"

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#47

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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Nikki D
Community Member
3 years ago

To be fair, that stuff does look oddly delicious.

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#48

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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Alia G.
Community Member
3 years ago

He looks happy still though...

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#49

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

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Mike Childers
Community Member
3 years ago

I feel his pain.

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#50

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
3 years ago

It looks scarier than you think when you get up there.

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#51

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

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#52

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One