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When you don’t have any expectations, you can’t get disappointed. But when there’s an advertisement for a delicious meal shoved right up in your face but you get served a big pile of cheap-looking cooking, you can’t help but get angry.

Nobody expects picture-perfect food at restaurants. However, some of these meals are so incomparable to their ads, Bored Panda just had to show you side-by-side examples. Check them out below, upvote the most egregious cuisine lies, and let us know about the times when a restaurant has made you swear like a souped-up version of Gordon Ramsay.

We’re not talking just about fast food here. Restaurants in seemingly good standing are also known to violate the most basic tenet of human relations ever: don’t mess with someone’s food. (Though, come to think of it, can you really expect anything good from places that have pictures of food on their menus? Kidding! Haha! Just kidding! Please don’t hurt me, Picture Menu Restaurant Mafia.)

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My "Cookies And Cream Stuffed French Toast" From Ihop

My "Cookies And Cream Stuffed French Toast" From Ihop

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mom, check it out - they have Poo Grilled Cheese on the menu!"

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I Ordered Bruschetta From My Local Pizza Shop

I Ordered Bruschetta From My Local Pizza Shop

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As I see it, there are two main problems when it comes to sloppy reality being far from the picture-perfect gourmet meals you expect to receive. And they have a lot to do with our expectations. The problems are all about the actual cooking standards and the way food adverts can raise our expectations too high.

The first issue is very human: sometimes, the people making your food don’t 'five a guck' about what you’ll get served or they mess up and decide to put the meals out anyway. They might be overworked and burned out. Or they might be lazy and inattentive.

The solution here is simple (and incredibly hard at the same time)—the kitchen staff need to find the inner motivation to take pride in their work. Meanwhile, management needs to maintain acceptable standards. If you wouldn’t eat something you make, why would you expect your customer to? It’s better for the food to be late but presentable instead of rushed and disappointing.

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This Steak Salad That Looks Nothing Like It's Advertised

This Steak Salad That Looks Nothing Like It's Advertised

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second looks like when you throw all the leftovers in the fridge together at 2 am because you have the munchies

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#5

This Is So Outrageous

This Is So Outrageous

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Erin Presley-Froemke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jameson and Ginger had been online dating for a while, when the day came where they would finally meet.....

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The second problem, however, is directly related to how things are advertised. What you see on the menus are the ‘perfect’ versions of meals that restaurants want you to see. While some restaurants go for amateur snaps, others go all out and hire professional food stylists to turn grub into glamor shots.

Food styling is an art. Pros can end up using a whole array of tools, from tweezers and tape to blowtorches and paint. So when you take so much time and effort to create a work of art, can somebody in the kitchen who is under pressure really deliver something that’s comparable? Sometimes? Yes! Always? Dear Lord, no.

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Menu vs. What They Served Me. No, Millennials Didn’t Kill Appleby’s, They Committed Suicide

Menu vs. What They Served Me. No, Millennials Didn’t Kill Appleby’s, They Committed Suicide

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#9

Burger King Grill Dog Cheddar And Bacon

Burger King Grill Dog Cheddar And Bacon

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Part Of A $3.50 School Lunch. Picture On The Menu And What Was Served

Part Of A $3.50 School Lunch. Picture On The Menu And What Was Served

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#11

A Texas Sized Disappointment

A Texas Sized Disappointment

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The 3 Pieces Of Lettuce Was A Nice Touch I Guess

The 3 Pieces Of Lettuce Was A Nice Touch I Guess

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Grilled Salmon At The Mall Food Court

Grilled Salmon At The Mall Food Court

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Bob Belcher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why you eating any seafood at a mall food court??? Do you want to die!

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth would you trust grilled fish of any kind at a mall food court??

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LuckyL
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are these 6 fries? Six?? And one slice of cucumber? Is this the cucumber salad?

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Jessica Cifelli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first mistake was ordering grilled salmon at a mall food court and expecting it to be good. Most people working in a mall food court are teens who have probably never cooked fish in their short lives and they were given a crash course, if any training at all, on how to barely cook

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Amber Phillips
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there's not even that many french fries i mean, i would understand that, if there was a huge bunch of french fries but this oh no

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Midget
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NEVER eat at the mall food court... Unless it is fro-yo or chic-fill-a, in witch case it is totally acceptable

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Bonni Poch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serves the customer right for thinking you can get decent salmon at a food court. C'mon...

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Liz-ard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you got french fries and … something red in a tiny bowl instead! That counts for something, right?

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jake
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, who the F orders Salmon at a mall food court ?

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scrappyrat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where are the vegetables? It appears they've been transformed into fries and ketchup by the mystical spirit of mall food.

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Jennifer Brown
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is your fault for trying to order grilled salmon at the mall

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Bunny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real question is, who buys salmon in the food court?

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Billy the kid
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fish shot out of the sea by a rocket and landed straight on the plate. How fresh can you get?

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SimplySarcastic40
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not sure the words "grilled salmon" and "mall food court" should ever be placed together in any situation...ever...

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WildBerry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People actually go to a mall. That's more baffling than this pic.

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Logically Reasonable
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooooo.........they sell you the bait, and you have to catch your own fish???

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Samantha Tej
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You deserve what you got. Who tf orders salmon at the mall food court? You get bourbon chicken like everyone else!

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Leonel Roque
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf Is that! Looks like a piece of burnt or old chicken I wouldn’t even give to my doogy!!!

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Dana Dara
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why the hell would you order salmon at a shopping mall food court??!

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Bill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salmon at a mall food court, who could have seen this coming ?

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Lauren Lee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are you ordering salmon in a food court?..in a mall no less

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Purezz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, this one is just sad, the other ones have been kind of funny, but this one is just sad.

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Brett Layton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But hey 6 french fries not pictured , Id say you got a heckuva a bonus there.

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Lola
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry, but who orders salmon at the mall food court?

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mall food court?? On a non-disposable plate? I think someone hath done a switcheroo here.

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Molly Block
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF would buy grilled salmon at a FOOD COURT?!! You get what you pay for!

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Melvin Dragvelk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I think about a great frilled Salmon steak, I always think of the Mall Cafe first.

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Nadine Bamberger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you got 6 fries and a whole slice of cucumber with the burned roadkill.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't imagine any scenario where I would trust seafood from a mall food court.

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#16

Taco Bell, I Try To Love You, So Why Do You Treat Me This Way??

Taco Bell, I Try To Love You, So Why Do You Treat Me This Way??

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Restaurant’s Charcuterie Board As Advertised vs. What I Got

Restaurant’s Charcuterie Board As Advertised vs. What I Got

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#18

Damn, I Am So Looking Forward To Eating This Delicious Burger With Copious Amounts Of Guacamole, Just As Advertised, And Then- Oh Wait..

Damn, I Am So Looking Forward To Eating This Delicious Burger With Copious Amounts Of Guacamole, Just As Advertised, And Then- Oh Wait..

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#19

Tim Hortons New Fruit Loop Donuts

Tim Hortons New Fruit Loop Donuts

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#21

Thanks KFC, Totally What I Expected

Thanks KFC, Totally What I Expected

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Arby's Bacon Beef 'N Cheddar

Arby's Bacon Beef 'N Cheddar

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Phoebe Bean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... they don´t "have the meats" after all... (as opposed to the Arby´s tv commercials declaring "We have the meats")

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#24

The Tempura Green Beans Looked Delicious On The Menu. I Think They Fell A Smidge Short

The Tempura Green Beans Looked Delicious On The Menu. I Think They Fell A Smidge Short

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#25

The Burger I Ordered Tonight

The Burger I Ordered Tonight

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#26

I Know It's Airline Food, But Sweet Baby Jesus United Airlines, Why Would You Let Someone Pay $10 For This?...

I Know It's Airline Food, But Sweet Baby Jesus United Airlines, Why Would You Let Someone Pay $10 For This?...

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#27

This Is Why You Check Your Food Before You Leave The Restaurant...

This Is Why You Check Your Food Before You Leave The Restaurant...

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#28

So I Bought This New Burger From Burger K!ng...

So I Bought This New Burger From Burger K!ng...

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When Reality Doesn’t Meet Expectations

When Reality Doesn’t Meet Expectations

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eww. These must all be franchisee run businesses skimping for the biggest profit. I can only assume they live in highly populated areas where they can still survive, even if no one ever goes twice.

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The Pico De Gallo Burger At Whataburger

The Pico De Gallo Burger At Whataburger

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