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When you don’t have any expectations, you can’t get disappointed. But when there’s an advertisement for a delicious meal shoved right up in your face but you get served a big pile of cheap-looking cooking, you can’t help but get angry.

Nobody expects picture-perfect food at restaurants. However, some of these meals are so incomparable to their ads, Bored Panda just had to show you side-by-side examples. Check them out below, upvote the most egregious cuisine lies, and let us know about the times when a restaurant has made you swear like a souped-up version of Gordon Ramsay.

We’re not talking just about fast food here. Restaurants in seemingly good standing are also known to violate the most basic tenet of human relations ever: don’t mess with someone’s food. (Though, come to think of it, can you really expect anything good from places that have pictures of food on their menus? Kidding! Haha! Just kidding! Please don’t hurt me, Picture Menu Restaurant Mafia.)

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My "Cookies And Cream Stuffed French Toast" From Ihop

My "Cookies And Cream Stuffed French Toast" From Ihop

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mom, check it out - they have Poo Grilled Cheese on the menu!"

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I Ordered Bruschetta From My Local Pizza Shop

I Ordered Bruschetta From My Local Pizza Shop

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As I see it, there are two main problems when it comes to sloppy reality being far from the picture-perfect gourmet meals you expect to receive. And they have a lot to do with our expectations. The problems are all about the actual cooking standards and the way food adverts can raise our expectations too high.

The first issue is very human: sometimes, the people making your food don’t 'five a guck' about what you’ll get served or they mess up and decide to put the meals out anyway. They might be overworked and burned out. Or they might be lazy and inattentive.

The solution here is simple (and incredibly hard at the same time)—the kitchen staff need to find the inner motivation to take pride in their work. Meanwhile, management needs to maintain acceptable standards. If you wouldn’t eat something you make, why would you expect your customer to? It’s better for the food to be late but presentable instead of rushed and disappointing.

#4

This Steak Salad That Looks Nothing Like It's Advertised

This Steak Salad That Looks Nothing Like It's Advertised

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second looks like when you throw all the leftovers in the fridge together at 2 am because you have the munchies

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#5

This Is So Outrageous

This Is So Outrageous

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Erin Presley-Froemke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jameson and Ginger had been online dating for a while, when the day came where they would finally meet.....

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Subway Pizza

Subway Pizza

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Esca Sav
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm one of the weirdos that gets pizza from subway because I genuinly like it... but I don't know what monstrosity this is...

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Mimi777
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I got a pizza from there one time a long time ago when it started being a thing and it was pretty alright.

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COcO BAMa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there fault they went to sandwhich subway for pizza of course their pizza gonna look like the inside of their snadwhich lol

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Bama Belle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got a sandwich from there just yesterday. My sandwich artist gave me 3 spinach leaves, a half a ring each of an onion & green pepper (broke in half) and the most transparent looking tomato slices I've ever seen. It was a sad sight to behold.

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Molly Block
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah.....but.......you stand there and ask for the toppings YOU want as you WATCH them assemble it. NOT THEIR FAULT!

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Kookamunga
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why get a pizza at Subway? That's like buying cakes from Jiffy Lube.

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CincyReds
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on subway? Why are you trying to do pizza....just doesn't make sense

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Charlie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn’t trust pizza from Subway in the first place

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ordering a pizza from Subway was the first wrong thing. They just continued the lean.

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OrangeChicken
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ah... Subway... I still haven't forgiven you from the last time I ate your food

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Stille20
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fairness... who gets pizza from a place that microwaves its sandwiches.

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CrunChewy McSandybutt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've purchased a subway pizza before and it never looked this bad. This particular store is the problem.

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Brigs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are these real or is it a feeble attempt by someone to get a free voucher?

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Katherine Heasley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one on the left looks like someone yacked up their fettuccine alfredo on it.

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Liz-ard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Sweden Subway doesn’t serve pizza… actually their food here is really good - so far tested. McD is a TOTALLY different story! It depends on who owns the franchise at that special place. On your corner it could be crap but on the other side of the block it could be super tasty.

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Billy the kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pizza on the right dont look happy. wasn't ready for the photo shoot!

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Billy the kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats not food. Thats slop. Even Oliver Twist would throw that back in the chefs face.

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Brenda Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks more like it was left in a refrigerator for a month. 😳

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Quazmodic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm proud to say that I have never stepped foot in one of those over-priced, over-glorified sandwich shops in my life.

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Lorelei Michael
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is this monstrosity of a pizza don't show papa johns lol or pizza hut and dominoes and all the acutually good pizza places.

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Bunzilla
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly not even the ones at the top of the image look very appealing

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Sam Kunz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had Subway pizza before and it looks way better than that. I'm thinking someone ordered it that way lol

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Cybele Spanjaard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speechless re the first one, the second looks like a child tried to add the toppings a two year old who got carried away trying to make a picture at that!

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Logically Reasonable
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like somebody threw up on the first one, and only half finished the second one.

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Chelle R.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting! I used to work there decades ago & they have gone way, way down hill! There is a sandwich version on a secret menu for a pizza sub "called a pizza sub, lol" that actually is pretty good, pepperoni & or the Italian meat combo- pepperoni & salami, the meatball marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese & Parmesan cheese & then any added veggies & warmed up in the microwave!

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The second problem, however, is directly related to how things are advertised. What you see on the menus are the ‘perfect’ versions of meals that restaurants want you to see. While some restaurants go for amateur snaps, others go all out and hire professional food stylists to turn grub into glamor shots.

Food styling is an art. Pros can end up using a whole array of tools, from tweezers and tape to blowtorches and paint. So when you take so much time and effort to create a work of art, can somebody in the kitchen who is under pressure really deliver something that’s comparable? Sometimes? Yes! Always? Dear Lord, no.

#7

Menu vs. What They Served Me. No, Millennials Didn’t Kill Appleby’s, They Committed Suicide

Menu vs. What They Served Me. No, Millennials Didn’t Kill Appleby’s, They Committed Suicide

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#9

Burger King Grill Dog Cheddar And Bacon

Burger King Grill Dog Cheddar And Bacon

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Part Of A $3.50 School Lunch. Picture On The Menu And What Was Served

Part Of A $3.50 School Lunch. Picture On The Menu And What Was Served

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#11

A Texas Sized Disappointment

A Texas Sized Disappointment

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#12

The 3 Pieces Of Lettuce Was A Nice Touch I Guess

The 3 Pieces Of Lettuce Was A Nice Touch I Guess

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#16

Taco Bell, I Try To Love You, So Why Do You Treat Me This Way??

Taco Bell, I Try To Love You, So Why Do You Treat Me This Way??

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Restaurant’s Charcuterie Board As Advertised vs. What I Got

Restaurant’s Charcuterie Board As Advertised vs. What I Got

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#18

Damn, I Am So Looking Forward To Eating This Delicious Burger With Copious Amounts Of Guacamole, Just As Advertised, And Then- Oh Wait..

Damn, I Am So Looking Forward To Eating This Delicious Burger With Copious Amounts Of Guacamole, Just As Advertised, And Then- Oh Wait..

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Tim Hortons New Fruit Loop Donuts

Tim Hortons New Fruit Loop Donuts

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#21

Thanks KFC, Totally What I Expected

Thanks KFC, Totally What I Expected

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Arby's Bacon Beef 'N Cheddar

Arby's Bacon Beef 'N Cheddar

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Phoebe Bean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... they don´t "have the meats" after all... (as opposed to the Arby´s tv commercials declaring "We have the meats")

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#24

The Tempura Green Beans Looked Delicious On The Menu. I Think They Fell A Smidge Short

The Tempura Green Beans Looked Delicious On The Menu. I Think They Fell A Smidge Short

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#25

The Burger I Ordered Tonight

The Burger I Ordered Tonight

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I Know It's Airline Food, But Sweet Baby Jesus United Airlines, Why Would You Let Someone Pay $10 For This?...

I Know It's Airline Food, But Sweet Baby Jesus United Airlines, Why Would You Let Someone Pay $10 For This?...

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This Is Why You Check Your Food Before You Leave The Restaurant...

This Is Why You Check Your Food Before You Leave The Restaurant...

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#28

So I Bought This New Burger From Burger K!ng...

So I Bought This New Burger From Burger K!ng...

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When Reality Doesn’t Meet Expectations

When Reality Doesn’t Meet Expectations

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eww. These must all be franchisee run businesses skimping for the biggest profit. I can only assume they live in highly populated areas where they can still survive, even if no one ever goes twice.

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#30

The Pico De Gallo Burger At Whataburger

The Pico De Gallo Burger At Whataburger

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