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Remember the time you met an old high-school friend at the supermarket? How about that evening when a co-worker sat next to you on the bus practicing his social skills?

BuzzFeed's Lara Parker has compiled a unique collection of honest graphs about these situations and the social norms in responding to them. Sometimes we just have to participate in a conversation even though all our instincts are screaming otherwise and the thought 'i hate people' is on repeat in our heads. Of course, running away (or in extreme circumstances even punching a person in his face) and joining the Anti-Social Club often seems compelling but the etiquette demands to nod, smile and engage in the small talk. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Perhaps if more people saw these graphs, they would start less painfully disturbing chit-chat in the first place. But if you want to, then firmly hold on to your people suck beliefs, because nobody really cares.

More info: BuzzFeed (h/t: DesignTAXI)

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Micaela Olivera
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then they will text you back, and i will have to text back AGAIN, and so on D:

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate to this very much. I'm never busy because I have no life but I legit hate people so I just say I'm busy.

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Marika Stanway
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, non of these. The fact that I'm not a people's person doesn't mean I'm an internet troll.

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Alex Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This graph is stupid. If you hate people, then you just don't even go on social media.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about: avoid, because you realized it is a waste of time.

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Tammy Chapman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer to jump around and learn new things. It's a better use of my time.

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

none of these. i basically like every cat picture on my timeline (plenty).

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Liz Rowan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None of these. Not liking people means you want to be left alone not troll. Trolls are a different subspecies in our culture.

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Jaye Cameron
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Avoid peoples' posts and instead scroll to interesting articles from pages I've liked.

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Theodora Kane
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Read junk to avoid doing other things. Especially other things involving social interaction.

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Trisha Walsh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Facebook is where I share petitions on Change.org to help animal welfare. That's mostly it.

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Valerie Quevedo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t use social media because everyone on there is a complete and total idiot.

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Rachael Hunter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I particularly enjoy judging people who create over simplified graphs and who repost Buzzfeed.

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