If Dictionaries Were Honest (59 Pics)

hahaha this one describes me

And with a wooden pencil.

The day after tomorrow is safer, so you can reserve tomorrow for relaxation from the tiring procrastination from today.

I also like those member who like the pets. :)

I also study Bored Panda, to learn about funny, odd, and very odd things.

Naah, it's a word for waiting to do things in the perfect time

Half my google history is just looking up words I can't spell

They are very afraid of sports clothes. Only if you get them out often, though.

My clapping usually is hip-hight-fiving. "High" would be too exhausting.

......and its the "Single" biggest No-No of any relationship. Common Sense 101

LOL XD

Good teacher: A person that makes you realize the the problems are out there in the world, not created just to torture you.

A set of devices. "Feet" is plural. Yep not fun at parties.

or a word to describe douchebags or maybe assholes in a more polite way

Lol so true

Also used for keeping in touch with your cellmates.

If you ever saw a vicious vegetarian hunt down a slaughter a tofu-animal, you would be afraid. Very afraid.

I like this one very much.

*coffee ;-)

I`ll come for my 7th grade reunion, because they are as crazy as me and even though I`m an introvert it wouldn`t be that bad.

And instead of grounding, they have a dental drill.

Hah! Too true!

The meaning of the Slang term bae is "before anyone else"

for me was the place where i was officially the smartest all 3 years

CaRry

A langauge that has more speakers who have rather little (but some) command of it than speakers with proficiency.

I know some people who get good use of it as a seat cushion.

I'm Irish and have had many an Irish Handcuff!!! Lol

gimme your money and watch me buy the happiness :)

Opimist addition: the ablity to restrict yourself from emitting so much of your own bullshit that the other one leaves.

Or those garlic French fries from a previous bored panda list. Mmmm...

been there, done that

What is Microsoft then?

Well...that's nice.

Yeah I do this...

Or an excuse for fat rich people too hahaha

Or: I need to talk, you need to shut the fuck up and listen, a maybe beg for your life, thanks.

I still have 24 hours? Phew...

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Sorry, it is already aquired by the cat. Or the dog. Or both, on top of each other.

My mum.

And doesn't listen to what you say

Can you find the mitsake in this sentence?

also see: Donald Trump

+1 Charisma, -1 Intelligence. Vodka Martini even +2 / - 2

As someone with a flat ass, I can verify the validity of this definition.

But one with special priviledges, which makes him or her even scarier.

An orgasm lasts for five seconds but a large cake can last for a whole day or two.

Love this definition!!

...or douchebags who only make their sexist comments in their heads, but their actions ward off women anyway. And then whining commences.

This one might be the best for me! 😅😅👌👌

home ❤

And beyond

aka, reminding you why you need to go to college and move away

It`s a plastic vulgar demon!

Isn't that also bored panda?