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The Broke Agent is a media brand that creates entertainment for real estate professionals. But the beauty of it is that you don't have to be in the industry to enjoy its content. Sure, that would unlock a deeper level of understanding and appreciation but it's not necessary.

Just look at its project Real Estate Fails, for example. Full of ridiculous architectural and interior design hiccups, it shares pictures from the ridiculous side of the housing market, proving that some agents don't have everything under control. Whether it's due to their own fault, the owners, or unfortunate circumstances, there are plenty of things that might deter potential buyers.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fair game, city people do love to bitch about those things

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We managed to get in touch with Eric Simon, founder of The Broke Agent, and he was kind enough to have a little chat with us.

"Just over six years ago, I started posting as The Broke Agent on Instagram, producing content that focused on the 'inner monologue' of a struggling realtor in Los Angeles. As a licensed realtor, I basically started making fun of everything that was happening to me and put it online in blog form, YouTube Videos, and short-form content like memes, tweets, and Facebook posts. It blew up really quickly and now has well over half a million followers across all platforms."

Even if we were to talk solely about its target audience, there's still room for The Broke Agent to grow as there are over 2 million active real estate agents in the U.S.

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Who Needs Inspections?

Who Needs Inspections?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a good example here at work. Dude owned a camping site with houses. The firefighters did a surprise inspection. Dude got fined for not having any fire alarms or smoke detectors. He then proceeds to glue smoke detectors to ceilings without connecting them to anything. The firefighters came back, opened the detectors and found his little scam. Dude got fined AGAIN and then called us to install things properly. 😂

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Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

Apparently The Description Read “Stainless Steel Appliances”

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Simon started Real Estate Fails to grow The Broke Agent brand and to reach people who aren't necessarily just real estate agents but he quickly realized that it's just a really fun account to manage.

"Everyone likes looking at housing pics, especially luxury or real estate 'fails,' so it resonated with an audience outside of the real estate industry as well as real estate agents."

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"Real estate agents love the account because it exposes marketing blunders, property description errors, and other mistakes agents make when uploading their marketing online. It also gives them a platform to submit all the crazy stuff they see in the field and out on showings. The account also casts a wider net on the industry, attracting contractors, appraisers, inspectors, handymen, etc."

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This Might Be The Worst One Yet

This Might Be The Worst One Yet

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According to Simon, curating the account is pretty straightforward because by now the community around it has gotten big enough for him to receive a steady stream of content.

"Most of my posts come from other realtors in my DMs, but I also get submissions in my Discord, through The Broke Agent and in our real estate Facebook pages and groups," he explained. "Like I said above, most of the photos come from agents actually spotting these crazy fails in the field on showings, inspections, or open houses. We also have a series called #ThingsWeSeeAtShowings on The Broke Agent stories."

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Nah Nobody Will Notice

Nah Nobody Will Notice

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My Worst Nightmare

My Worst Nightmare

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Steve Barnett
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get a doormat. If that is an important vent, get one with holes.

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Nicole Tomme
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be more concerned with stepping through it than losing my keys.

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Karen Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody envision a clown with a red balloon and pointy teeth grabbing your ankles while you try to get it open at 2 am?

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Sara Palczynski
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just posted We all float down here! And I see that I’m not the only one who thought this.

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Gia SDP
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once dropped my keys at work getting into an elevator...bad idea.

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giku T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i dont lik the idea of standing on a vent, especially if i have heavy bags with me or an overweight visitor..

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Pamela Kever
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up north it is the entrance for the house oil fill pipe. Drove me nuts L the pipe off the porch.

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Estelle Winwoode
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear the key attached to a long fob watch chain that's attached to your clothes.

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Karina Saliba
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me looking at the door: What's wrong? Then me seeing the vent: Ooooooooh.. Yep.

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Jb Dean
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I have the feeling that if you stand there long enough you're gonna see the clown from “It” poke his head out? 🫣

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not well thought out, I agree, but you've got plenty of options. A piece of sheet metal with smaller ventilation openings. A honking key ring that would catch on the grates.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well there a welcome mat for ya! Just to let you know how much your wanted!

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Cel Ru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having trouble staying sober? Oh boy have we got a solution to remind you what happened the night before, new and improved "oops you did it again". Between booze and new keys, your bank account will remind you it's time to WAKE UP!

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Meme Tiny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mesh! Lots of mesh over it. Thou no way you get me to step on it.

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Sara Palczynski
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks terrifying if you look closer. It’s like a gate to keep from We all float down here!

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Eliana Frank
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

imagine just dropping your phone or keys or wallet and then your phone goes missing someone calls you and you hear that haunted vibrating down in the vent? ..yeah..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die(you've got to pretty keyed up after something like that y'know)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looked like a minecraft fall trap (open the door and the vent opens)

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Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not even think of buying this house! This is one you see, what else is lurking out of sight?

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Amy Doyle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is that very inefficient, as you could literally drop anything in that going in and out the door, like keys, phones, get your heels stuck, but it also look quite deep might be the lighting, and it doesn't look the most stable either. One wrong step and down you go.

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Harry Balls
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is common in the country I'm in in Europe both my apartments had these. Better believe I hang on to my keys for dear life

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Simone Saur
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's to stomp snow off your boots before going inside?

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Melissa J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how a scary movie starts. If u see a clown in the drain RUN!

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Mickie Shea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's play drop the key and the loser has to retrieve the keys.

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Lee Ann Fleetwood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally I would be creeped out thinking something might come out of there rather than me dropping something in.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both my previous and new home (Netherlands) have this. It's to ventilate the cellar. There's a window to it below this roster. We use squared (?) rosters and sometimes add wire gauze (is that really what it's called, Google?). Sorry for my English. Terrible case of a brain fart.

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Znaya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More important question - where does it lead to and why is it here?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'd be putting a tray under my handle to catch the keys just in case

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Jackie Wacky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why, just why? Also, the lock on that door looks new (look closely). Very suspicious...

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Blur Davis
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better hope pennywise isn't waiting for you down there

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Sandra Schreider
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg. I've dreamed of having a trap door by my front door! Yes!!! Just need to make it a bit bigger so my ex husband will fit.

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Cybele Spanjaard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A game of chance perhaps. the door handle looks the long way around too.. double troubles game?

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Jessica Cifelli
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attach a big ass keychain. One that won't fit through the slats

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Ethan Kuck
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's for snowy places to bang your boots off before going inside. The snow falls through

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Mark Mandel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, not wire mesh. You need something strong enough to support your weight. With lots of packages. And not just screwed in place, or you're the one that gets screwed.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that for cutting down on the mess when you have to pee really, really bad and can't get the door open??

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Robert Martens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keys might fall, so let me place my fingers gently underneath to get a photo. Likes > Common Sense

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When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

When Your Stager Goes A Little Nuts With House Plants

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You couldn't find another person more suited to run the project. "Because I am a licensed realtor, I have developed a good eye for what is 'out of the ordinary' and what will perform well as a post," Simon said. "Also, I've been looking at and posting real estate content every day for 6 plus years so that helps with my judgment for what to post."

"The best performing content on Real Estate Fails is toilet content and anything that's sexual. If it looks like a penis or is provocative in any way, the audience goes crazy for it."

Another successful ongoing theme is staging fails where people try to cover up eye sores or contracting issues. The keyword here is 'try'.

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The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

The Most Insane Apartment Complex Of All Time?

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Simon constantly searches for ways to engage his followers. "The best way to [do it] on these posts is to say something in the caption like 'describe this like it's in a property description.' That way, agents can put their humorous twist on a housing feature and highlight it in a positive light like a realtor would do in their marketing."

The man behind the show also highlighted that The Broke Agent has much more to offer; it's a full-on real estate media company with Podcasts (The Over Ask Podcast), blogs, YouTube videos, contributors, and more. "Our goal is to make real estate professionals laugh through the daily stress of the industry and also help improve their business with our marketing, consulting, and content platform."

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Light Mold

Light Mold

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

congratulations! you just got yourself a free houseplant! or dinner, if you’re feeling lucky

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The Things We See At Showings…

The Things We See At Showings…

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You Keeping This Or Updating?

You Keeping This Or Updating?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never know whether to up or downvote when something on these lists of bad stuff is actually cool.

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Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

Thoughts On Photoshopping A Ferrari Into Your Listing Pics?

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What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

What The Hell Is This A Pyramid?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, to leave this building you have to jump gracefully to your left?

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"Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

"Beautiful Balcony Looking Over The Palatial Entertaining Area"

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Whoops

Whoops

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe this is the bathroom from the story a few days ago about the anti-masturbation family.

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What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

What In The Fresh Hell Is This?

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Carena Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the sideways toilet. Sometimes you make it in the bowl, sometimes you hit the TP.

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“4th Bedroom”

“4th Bedroom”

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a room. There's a bed in it. The car's been repossessed anyway, so what the heck

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Staging In Tampa...

Staging In Tampa...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I faked a bed in an empty bedroom with cardboard boxes and a couple of blankets. It's pretty common when occupants have already moved.

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Nothing To See Here

Nothing To See Here

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a stupid inclusion. It wasn't a real estate listing; it was the Texas freeze in February 2021, which caused catastrophic damage due to two main reasons: 1. TX houses are not built for such weather (including water pipe insulation) and 2. MOST OF THE STATE WAS DUMPED OFF THE POWER GRID SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FAIL WHICH WAS COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE IF THE TX LEADERSHIP HAD WINTERIZED THE GRID AS THEY WERE TOLD TO DO A FULL TEN YEARS BEFORE BECAUSE EXPERTS KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY.

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