Real estate agents are the keepers of the keys - many keys. They get to see unique homes of all shapes and sizes, from modest to mansion, along with some truly interesting architectural choices and design ideas. Just like with fashion, everyone has their own idea of what works or not, and there are bound to be some design fails along the way - and real estate agents get a front-row seat to the madness.
Agent Venessa Van Winkle wanted to share just how weird and random the interior design of some houses are, so she called on her fellow home sellers to share photos with her of the bad, the ugly, and the bizarre. Scroll down below to look at these unbelievable home designs, and don't forget to upvote your fave funny pictures!
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What are you complaining about? the toilet makes a good "folding seat" when you have guest
I would hazard a guess that you don't live in a room like this, you rent it by the hour.
I kinda like it all! Like when you see those well preserved homes from the 50’s and 60’s. It’s so bad it’s awesome! I want to sleep on that carpet in a yellow nightgown!
Load More Replies...Open bathroom in the bedroom, mirrors in the back, mirors at the ceiling...
I actually dont hate this one!! Other than the fact that there really shouldn't be carpet around the bathtub, its kinda cooolllll
I showed this house in Snohomish to some clients!! They just sent me this list to laugh about it. We actually offered (low) on the home with the idea of including reno costs. Amazing view of the valley below and large lot. But yes, this was one of the most "amazing" bedrooms I'd shown. BTW, the mirror above the bed... it drops down a TV so you can chillax and catch up on 70's James Bond movies in style. -- Brad Howell, The Howell Group, Seattle Wa.
I doubt anyone in that room and in that bed choice of movie would be an Roger Moore 007 😏
Load More Replies...I... ... ... am not... sure... if... I mean, stay with me here. Say you replace the carpet on the tub-steps with tile and add in a small like... splash-gate barrier... I'm... not totally disliking this!
You're like the 3rd person to say this. So I had to google it. Wow! Y'all are right!
Load More Replies...I saw a room like this on a tour of a mansion in Arkansas. The house was a plantation home turned party house.
I think this room is exactly what I would imagine if someone said the two words mansion and Arkansas to me. But with more incest.
Load More Replies...Geez...don’t get drunk in this room or you’ll be toothless with a concussion...
this one I would buy, but that bed looks weird, almost like a waterbed.
Where do you even find carpet that colour? it's like a leprechaun threw up in there.
Funny, my clients and I actually named it the Leprechaun room when we visited the home!
Load More Replies...I don't know why but there's something about this plush tacky 90s hotel vibe that i really do love. Its like KFC mac n cheese. There's nothing good about it and when u open the container and see it you're actually grossed out but you HAVE TO HAVE IT BC ITS SO GOOD.
Kind of looks like a flood of green water had came through the room at some point. Very strange design and color scheme.
I THOUGHT IT WAS WATER FOR A SECOND AND THOUGHT "OH THATS COOL" EW NO CARPET AROUND THE TUB IS NASTY
This looks like something you would find in a Love Motel in Japan.
Looks like one of the romantic weekend getaway resorts in the Poconos
I bony know what's worse, the bath bed combo or the carpet that makes it look like a pool at first glance.
This looks like the room Johnny Depp had in 'Fear and loathing in Las Vegas'
Though there are multiple disturbing features here, my pet peeve is that the toilet in the back got only a thin see through curtain for ‘privacy’, but the mirror on the ceiling is the next on the long creepy list. Yuk
At least there is a little privacy with the toilet being behind a sheer curtain :-p
There's mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice, she said we're all just prisoners here of our own device!!! 🎶
Looks like the old rooms in the Pocono Mountains. Was the hottest honeymoon getaway back in the 70's.
the room. looks nice, the mirror above the bed and Capet around the bath tub are the only bad things. I think
I really like how the vanity countertop is set up. A sink right by the makeup area but out of the other person's way sounds really nice.
If you take the carpet out and tile the floors, it would be quite nice.
Please do not get drunk in this room as you’ll be toothless with a concussion....
I like this room's design but the carpeting and beddings need to go!
The design is actually quite good. Just questionable. There is no accounting for taste I suppose... Especially among the rich...
I thought the carpet was water at first glance. Not sure if that would make it better or worse!
This looks like something you rent, but you don't want to shine one of those forensic lights on any of the surfaces.
Does anyone else just hardcore cringe when you see a mirror above a bed lmao
This is so 70's hip, (except for the 80's carpeting and columns) it is painful. Platforms and pits were "where it's at" for a while . So were open plan bathrooms. We were lettin' it all hang out back then! I'm more frightened by the popcorn ceiling, which looks patchy even behind all the texture.
I actually kind of like this... although tf is the mirror above the bed for?
There is a TV hidden in it that drops down. I actually showed this house to clients and we wrote an offer (lowball) on.
Load More Replies...This actually looks like a good idea. It removes that little line of light the peaks through the curtains.
Those prints were very popular in the 80-ties (well at least in my country). Had a similar design for wall paper in my teeny-weeny room back then!
The big question is, do the agents ever manage to sell/rent these places?
I think that life is nothing without values and money is very obviously nothing without education. These rooms remind me of mr Trump and retired porn producers tho Lol
I'm comforted that I'm not the only person whose seen these mental homes! When my hubby and I were looking for our first home to rent, we came across the flat that we'd come to call the 'pimp's palace'. It was dated af, with a carpeted bathroom and a tacky 70s bar in the living room but the layout was weird as we became more and more aware that we were walking around a hidden room in the centre of the flat, as we went from room to room which were all interconnected in a circle. We asked the estate agent what was in the middle and she sighed as she opened a hidden door. There was an actual f*****g sauna, all tiled floor to ceiling, with benches and the thing you put the coals in, in the centre of a one bed flat. We could not get out of there quick enough!
Oooo I used to go on some website/blog/I don't even know anymore that was basically this. It was hilarious and I forgot about it til now. Too bad I can't remember what it was
I can't remember the name, either, but I do remember that blog. It was (hideously) awesome.
Load More Replies...Hideous!!! That toilet only for skinny people, and that bathroom design are they expected once you in the house you take a bath right away lol And the bed so close to the bathtub you know once you demolition that house, all the mold growing in flooded or damp spot can cause your health issues. Wtf they were thinking.
Imagine how hard it must be for the real estate agents to sell these homes! These agents have my respect! Haha. :)
Our house could have been featured here. It had a “death window” (a giant window set too low in a bedroom with no glass that looked down into the vaulted kitchen). We ended up hiring people to drywall over the Death Window. Lol.
Most colourful and creative places can be toned down with a coat of boring paint. People who leave these places behind will make the next space their own. Interior decorators NEVER put the owner's history or personality into a space, only cold pieces from current trends.
yes, they tell you to only paint your walls neutral 'safe' colors...I'd live in an apartment if I wanted generic. I have each bedroom painted in a jewel tone pastel, light green, sky blue, lavender and my kitchen and baths are in a beautiful French vanilla semi gloss that looks like pearl.
Load More Replies...You're right, and OMG, so much why? over there :)
Load More Replies...What do I think? I think that humanity needs to be destroyed we've passed the brink of redemption.
Nope, nope. First you need to find the origin of some of these atrocious designs & do some targeted elimination ;-) The entire world doesn't need to suffer due to, for what it seems a large part coming from 1 particular western civilization. Ah wait...... that is a possible result that could happening right now :-/ ;-)
Load More Replies...I actually adore a couple of these. I love houses with personality. The bedroom with the jade carpet is my favorite! I love it. So unusual
I m real state agent, but in Brazil and I already see nonsense pleaces. www.cassialima.com
I have been an interior designer working in other people's homes since 1976. never have seen anything as awful as this stuff. the worst was some red water spigots holding a valance in the kitchen.
I think I saw some of these on the Terrible Real Estate Photos website.
To each, his own. Everyone has their idea of "decor". I assume these places were all decorated by their current owner(s) whose taste may or may not be to everyone's liking. Seriously, though, if you want to get a decent asking price for your home, make it neutral. Remind yourself that not everybody wants to walk into a bathroom of old country roses; not everyone wants a jacuzzi 6" from the bed. Best to paint walls neutral beiges and let the new owners put their own stamp on the decor. As for that jail cell toilet, get it removed and turn that into a pantry.
Thinking of performing home improvements or a remodel without professional guidance nor advice? You might as well set fire to several thousand dollars. That would be less expensive in the long term.
And I thought it was bad to put the kitchen (and living room and dining room) upstairs in a house with no AC. You go through the front door and you face a winding stairway. Gotta carry all groceries, etc. up said winding staircase. And try to get appliance up there when they need replaced. Or go up the outside stairs in rain + snow and through upstairs porch door. God-awful hot in summer anyway, and even more so during meal prep. The countertop halogen oven does help a little.
The real question is, will you credit @pleasehatethesethings from Instagram?
If it's got good "bones" as they say and is super cheap, they can be fixed and made into nice homes
Yup! Chip and Joanna could make these houses into real treasures. (Or die trying!)
Load More Replies...It's all basically a flashback to the house I was raised in, except cleaner, without my family's chaos and fighting and '80s-'90s awkwardness. On my own I've lived in a duplex where I used the front living room as my bedroom. When we had a party one night I had several people hanging w/ me in that bed/living room, at one point eight loose acquaintances sprawled out on my bed drinking. Design fail? Nay, success!
A lot wouldn't pass inspection in a number of countries - doesn't stop people doing weird things themselves and not getting any kind of authority involved.
Load More Replies...The big question is, do the agents ever manage to sell/rent these places?
I think that life is nothing without values and money is very obviously nothing without education. These rooms remind me of mr Trump and retired porn producers tho Lol
I'm comforted that I'm not the only person whose seen these mental homes! When my hubby and I were looking for our first home to rent, we came across the flat that we'd come to call the 'pimp's palace'. It was dated af, with a carpeted bathroom and a tacky 70s bar in the living room but the layout was weird as we became more and more aware that we were walking around a hidden room in the centre of the flat, as we went from room to room which were all interconnected in a circle. We asked the estate agent what was in the middle and she sighed as she opened a hidden door. There was an actual f*****g sauna, all tiled floor to ceiling, with benches and the thing you put the coals in, in the centre of a one bed flat. We could not get out of there quick enough!
Oooo I used to go on some website/blog/I don't even know anymore that was basically this. It was hilarious and I forgot about it til now. Too bad I can't remember what it was
I can't remember the name, either, but I do remember that blog. It was (hideously) awesome.
Load More Replies...Hideous!!! That toilet only for skinny people, and that bathroom design are they expected once you in the house you take a bath right away lol And the bed so close to the bathtub you know once you demolition that house, all the mold growing in flooded or damp spot can cause your health issues. Wtf they were thinking.
Imagine how hard it must be for the real estate agents to sell these homes! These agents have my respect! Haha. :)
Our house could have been featured here. It had a “death window” (a giant window set too low in a bedroom with no glass that looked down into the vaulted kitchen). We ended up hiring people to drywall over the Death Window. Lol.
Most colourful and creative places can be toned down with a coat of boring paint. People who leave these places behind will make the next space their own. Interior decorators NEVER put the owner's history or personality into a space, only cold pieces from current trends.
yes, they tell you to only paint your walls neutral 'safe' colors...I'd live in an apartment if I wanted generic. I have each bedroom painted in a jewel tone pastel, light green, sky blue, lavender and my kitchen and baths are in a beautiful French vanilla semi gloss that looks like pearl.
Load More Replies...You're right, and OMG, so much why? over there :)
Load More Replies...What do I think? I think that humanity needs to be destroyed we've passed the brink of redemption.
Nope, nope. First you need to find the origin of some of these atrocious designs & do some targeted elimination ;-) The entire world doesn't need to suffer due to, for what it seems a large part coming from 1 particular western civilization. Ah wait...... that is a possible result that could happening right now :-/ ;-)
Load More Replies...I actually adore a couple of these. I love houses with personality. The bedroom with the jade carpet is my favorite! I love it. So unusual
I m real state agent, but in Brazil and I already see nonsense pleaces. www.cassialima.com
I have been an interior designer working in other people's homes since 1976. never have seen anything as awful as this stuff. the worst was some red water spigots holding a valance in the kitchen.
I think I saw some of these on the Terrible Real Estate Photos website.
To each, his own. Everyone has their idea of "decor". I assume these places were all decorated by their current owner(s) whose taste may or may not be to everyone's liking. Seriously, though, if you want to get a decent asking price for your home, make it neutral. Remind yourself that not everybody wants to walk into a bathroom of old country roses; not everyone wants a jacuzzi 6" from the bed. Best to paint walls neutral beiges and let the new owners put their own stamp on the decor. As for that jail cell toilet, get it removed and turn that into a pantry.
Thinking of performing home improvements or a remodel without professional guidance nor advice? You might as well set fire to several thousand dollars. That would be less expensive in the long term.
And I thought it was bad to put the kitchen (and living room and dining room) upstairs in a house with no AC. You go through the front door and you face a winding stairway. Gotta carry all groceries, etc. up said winding staircase. And try to get appliance up there when they need replaced. Or go up the outside stairs in rain + snow and through upstairs porch door. God-awful hot in summer anyway, and even more so during meal prep. The countertop halogen oven does help a little.
The real question is, will you credit @pleasehatethesethings from Instagram?
If it's got good "bones" as they say and is super cheap, they can be fixed and made into nice homes
Yup! Chip and Joanna could make these houses into real treasures. (Or die trying!)
Load More Replies...It's all basically a flashback to the house I was raised in, except cleaner, without my family's chaos and fighting and '80s-'90s awkwardness. On my own I've lived in a duplex where I used the front living room as my bedroom. When we had a party one night I had several people hanging w/ me in that bed/living room, at one point eight loose acquaintances sprawled out on my bed drinking. Design fail? Nay, success!
A lot wouldn't pass inspection in a number of countries - doesn't stop people doing weird things themselves and not getting any kind of authority involved.
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