Real estate agents are the keepers of the keys - many keys. They get to see unique homes of all shapes and sizes, from modest to mansion, along with some truly interesting architectural choices and design ideas. Just like with fashion, everyone has their own idea of what works or not, and there are bound to be some design fails along the way - and real estate agents get a front-row seat to the madness.

Agent Venessa Van Winkle wanted to share just how weird and random the interior design of some houses are, so she called on her fellow home sellers to share photos with her of the bad, the ugly, and the bizarre. Scroll down below to look at these unbelievable home designs, and don't forget to upvote your fave funny pictures!

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Iggy
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2 years ago

'Miss your step?' 'No, I hit every single one!'

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This makes me feel claustrophobic

Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

This would made me found as a skeleton 30 years later. I won't even fit. If I don't fit I don't sit !

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Esca Sav
Community Member
2 years ago

I have to give props to the guy who installed it. That's skill right there bois

Tammy Allen
Community Member
2 years ago

Could you imagine the poor tile guy?

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like scene from horror movie. Dark, tight corridor and potentially haunted toilet at the end.

varwenea
Community Member
2 years ago

It's giving me a nightmare just looking at it.

R L
Community Member
2 years ago

Why do people take photos of the bathroom (or allyway in this case) with toilet with the seat up? For heavens sake, you're trying to make a good impression when selling your house- put the damn seat down!

Marcia Seever
Community Member
2 years ago

i'm pretty sure that putting down the toilet seat is the least of the concerns here.

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Samantha Robinson
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm getting some serious horror movie vibes here.

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes, my first thought was "Resident Evil" - the hallway with the lasers.

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Lyop
Community Member
2 years ago

Trying to reach for the tissue..... "Woman found trapped in toilet for 5 years".

Bill Sugarman
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect for a Stephen King movie.

AndersM
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilet roll should have been placed opposite the toilet. Just for fun.

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL and empty!

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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
Community Member
2 years ago

If I fits, I shits

Karen Dyer
Community Member
2 years ago

At least if your drunk the walls will keep you from falling sideways.

Patrick McKemie
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh Hell NO.

Janice Irby
Community Member
2 years ago

fat man with diarrhea's nightmare

Ashley Rae
Community Member
2 years ago

Not to mention, don't let the wife get pregnant!

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Daria Z
Community Member
2 years ago

that's too tight even for my slim ass :|

HOUSE
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2 years ago

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Hey fat ass

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Mickie Ramos
Community Member
2 years ago

This house discriminates against heavy people.

Calypso poet
Community Member
2 years ago

Or just people with hips! I don’t think Marilyn Monroe could shimmy in there!

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Tbruce
Community Member
2 years ago

You would have to reverse in

Jo Choto
Community Member
2 years ago

Women are advised to back in.

Alexa
Community Member
2 years ago

There. I told you it fits.

DP von Icecream
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

At least you are given plenty of privacy. But wondering which country hosts things like these.

Alex Mont
Community Member
2 years ago

designed to prevent manspreading.... while your on the toilet

Choubey Aditya
Community Member
2 years ago

This can serve as the perfect poster for a horror movie where the protagonist gets severe diarrhea.

Anna Edvalson
Community Member
2 years ago

What if it flooded. . . the HORRor! (shivers). . .

Mark D
Community Member
2 years ago

From the look of the green algae, I’d say it has.🧐

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Lola
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder how they laid those tiles.

Chris Rippel
Community Member
2 years ago

The toilet really is down at the end of the hall.

The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

This is something out of a horror movie. Such a creepy vibe

person (i think)
Community Member
2 years ago

if it fits it sits?

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

If you gained weight, you wouldn't be able to get in there.

Karin Gibson
Community Member
2 years ago

Shudder! All my insecurities in one loo.

Team We
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilet to hell

Himanshu Raj
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, it works because it gets you shit scared.

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
2 years ago

No excuse saying you missed . . .

Vickie Browning
Community Member
2 years ago

How does one describe this listing 'a one-eighth bath'?

Sergio Daniel Núñez Rivera
Community Member
2 years ago

Claustrophobic auch

Elak Swindell
Community Member
1 year ago

Ever have the feeling of being stuck in a place where it's hard to take a crap. Well, now you can get that every day with "Squeeze Hall". You'll feel like the walls are closing in on you every second or you can relive the trash compactor scene from "Star Wars", only in a more defecating way.

M.A.D.
Community Member
1 year ago

"- How would you like your toilet? - Remember the Star Wars garbage compactor scene?"

Lillukka79
Community Member
1 year ago

Straight from a Kubric movie.

Bacony
Community Member
1 year ago

Knock knock, it's Autophobia time.

Jill Kristina
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like something in SAW. Or at least, it should have been :)

John Bennick
Community Member
1 year ago

Whatever you do, don't take a deep breath.

Victoria Duncan
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel bad for the plumber who had to install that..no room to work,and if it needs replacing...or gets plugged up. No thanks..

Spif Hercules
Community Member
2 years ago

THIS IS A NICE TOILET, it can help many women on how to back up a car in tight spaces. LOL!

Spif Hercules
Community Member
2 years ago

HA

Lucinda Overhoussen
Community Member
2 years ago

Horror movie set!

Kezia Robins
Community Member
2 years ago

I didn’t have claustrophobia until now 😥

UndyingBisexual
Community Member
2 years ago

When I pee, I rest my elbows on my knees. Like a typical "About to score a touchdown" on the couch football watching pose. this is nottttt ok

Liz Sahlin Johansson
Community Member
2 years ago

When a store gets informed that they ought to have a guest toilet...and the store is in China...

Tina Hugh
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, this definitely isn’t a metaphor for my life. Not even a little.

Galaxy Kat
Community Member
2 years ago

How and why

Bernice Wittwer
Community Member
2 years ago

The toilet paper is on the wall behind the toilet. Smh

Jean Hering
Community Member
2 years ago

Keeps u skinny!

Annanana
Community Member
2 years ago

How about those of us who need extra space around the toilet seat on the account of our big behinds?

LeighBeth Winter
Community Member
2 years ago

welcome to victorian U.K.

Alex Marano
Community Member
2 years ago

I had this once on the UWS, Manhattan. Not toilet, but sink at end of long corridor.

Drive Bee
Community Member
2 years ago

Just noooooooo

Susan Davies
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like the "last mile" walk to the execution chamber

Frank Hadzàlic
Community Member
2 years ago

Guess not wheelchair friendly! 😂

Free Bee
Community Member
2 years ago

Somebody sat here and relieved themselves in a relieved manner. I salute that person. You should too...

OffKeySinger
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't want to ever have to lose weight to use a room in my house

Moezarella
Community Member
2 years ago

gahd...why?

Carmen Honacker
Community Member
2 years ago

This place would at least ensure that you don't exceed a certain size. I also love the toilet paper being located behind you!

Veronica Saunders
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a big woman, I don't think I could turn around to sit :/ .... I'd actually have to enter room backwards and then be seated...weird...

Chris Skuller (solamon77)
Community Member
2 years ago

This looks like a toilet out of Silent Hill.

Lindy Mac
Community Member
2 years ago

How the hell did the plumber get that install completed?

Jane Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

Get your TP before you sit.

Deb Fiske
Community Member
2 years ago

what? Do you back in to this?

Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
Community Member
2 years ago

Breath in!

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Where does one wash their hands?

Sadie Jayne
Community Member
2 years ago

yikes!

Tracy Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

Baaack it on in... “beep beep beep beep”

Tracy Newton
Community Member
2 years ago

Back it innnn... “beep beep beep beep”

Cindy Cantrell
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't breathe looking at this pic.

c Fuller
Community Member
2 years ago

European toilets. no sink!

Cindy Bailey
Community Member
2 years ago

I once had an apartment that had the sink and tub in one room...and the toilet was in a closet. This. Only the closet wasn't as long.

Jode Raleigh
Community Member
2 years ago

I love the privacy so much

Trikki Vix
Community Member
2 years ago

The walk of shame lol

Julinda
Community Member
2 years ago

You would have to back in...beep beep beep...

Jo Jo Timmons
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Better not put on a few pounds or you will know the true meaning of a wedgie

Gary Burley
Community Member
2 years ago

it's the Star Wars garbage compactor

Miki Davis
Community Member
2 years ago

Hope the planner/designer got fired!

Jo B. Ventura Gurule
Community Member
2 years ago

What! Great if you’re drunk and can’t keep upright!!

Jill Braun
Community Member
2 years ago

“....and for easy cleaning, the garden hose hook up is right behind the door”

Thomas Ewing
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not use if you weigh more than 100 pounds.

Bodragon
Community Member
2 years ago

But does it work?

Lyn Moffett
Community Member
2 years ago

No, just no, I’d rather wet myself

Shirley Heyn
Community Member
2 years ago

It is totally tiled. . . good job!

Robert Cockey
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s one way to optimize space to add a half bath. Or is it a 1/5 bath?

Frances Mccloud
Community Member
2 years ago

So, if you are a little overweight like myself, I’m going to have to hold it! No potty for me! Or back all the wY in?? Lol

Shellia Ventura
Community Member
2 years ago

You have to walk backwards to get in, in order to sit on it!

Mary Gaynor
Community Member
2 years ago

I at least had a window in mine 7ft long 3ft wide

Biopithecus
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilet for stick insects? Dunno how a human would use this. Feeling ill just looking at it. Designed by the psychological torture unit of the firm.

Whit
Community Member
2 years ago

Nope

Glynis Lailann
Community Member
2 years ago

Put mirrors on the walls.

Retro Dan™
Community Member
2 years ago

The Shitting. "HEEEEEEERE'S DOODY!"

Josey Griffin
Community Member
2 years ago

You must have to back up

Pat White
Community Member
2 years ago

Why?????

Martti Laurson
Community Member
2 years ago

You cannot even wipe your ass, because your arm does not fit between you and the wall

Christine Cameron-Dow
Community Member
2 years ago

Now THIS is what I call a dream feature. An endless passage with a toilet in the distance, but no matter how fast you run, you never get to it.

mithril
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd rather poop in a bush than go in there.

Liz Koppert
Community Member
2 years ago

Wouldn't want to be the Michelin Man...

JD Higginson
Community Member
2 years ago

I didn't even think of this but a pregnant woman would have to go in backwards OMG !!!

JD Higginson
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't know why but my first thought was the movie "The Shining" Just straight up creepy !!

Julie Shaffer
Community Member
2 years ago

is this in japan?

beaulatte
Community Member
2 years ago

I suffocatingly imagine the smell of my feces circulating through my nose nonstop. 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

beaulatte
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2 years ago

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Restless
Community Member
2 years ago

Tunnel vision

Elsie Collins
Community Member
2 years ago

Person could die of asphyxiation in there!!!

Sue Sanders
Community Member
2 years ago

Why? Just why? Someone have a psychological NEED to take a poop in a two-foot wide passageway, a red toilet seat being a must-have?

Erica D B
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

As someone who usually enjoys small spaces as I find them comforting, I find this extremely claustrophobic and even terrifying.

Lisa Holman
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm scared...

Coco
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, that looks like my actual loo xD

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
2 years ago

So... where's the sink to wash your hands after you've done your bussines?

Ingela Axelsson
Community Member
2 years ago

?????? what were they thinking.......

Amanda Solheim
Community Member
2 years ago

"We're gonna have to take a bit from the bathroom to give you the space you want for your walk-in closet...." "Ok, yeah, I'd rather have the walk-in closet."

Jamie Christenbury
Community Member
2 years ago

This is what is at the bottom of the stairs beside the bathtub.

manowce
Community Member
2 years ago

this looks like a "bathroom" we had in our room in a hostel in Thailand. only ours was half outside...

Susan
Community Member
2 years ago

Good Lord help these people.

Linda Harms
Community Member
2 years ago

An incentive to keep one's weight down.

Dumas Radityo
Community Member
2 years ago

constricted as it can be, this makes me constipated...

Evil Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

I am a claustrophobic, this is giving me serious claustrophobia.

Kimberley Thom
Community Member
2 years ago

this screams murder to me

Kristine Phillips
Community Member
2 years ago

Can't wipe in there.

Kiki O'Kellern
Community Member
2 years ago

easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a person to piss in this pot

Kiki O'Kellern
Community Member
2 years ago

it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a person to piss in the pot.

The Frog
Community Member
2 years ago

Just no

SweetCee
Community Member
2 years ago

That's like a horror movie toilet....

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like you have to shimmy through a gauntlet of mold to get to it, too.

sequoia hawes
Community Member
2 years ago

like minecraft when everyones trying to use the least amount of resources (when they could just live in a cave but whatever)

Shull GaRett
Community Member
2 years ago

When you know what is going to happen will be legendary :D

Gemma Lees
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd rather piss my pants.

Monika Soffronow
Community Member
2 years ago

What a waste of space to put that wall up.

Piku
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilet : a horror story

Ricardo Ribeiro
Community Member
2 years ago

Straight line pooping!

Tee
Community Member
2 years ago

You must really gotta take a long sh#t

Peter Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

"C3PO...Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"...

Debra Davitt
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh dear me!

WaitingtokissGregDavis
Community Member
2 years ago

Terrifying!

Zaheen Muhammad
Community Member
2 years ago

I like that!

Marcus Zoller
Community Member
2 years ago

Is this the toilet from Human Traffic? Nice one bruvvvvvvvvva!

Crystal Pearson
Community Member
2 years ago

You gotta walk backwards to use the toilet because there's no way you can turn around to sit

Tes Snelson
Community Member
2 years ago

It's inspired by "The Shining"

elfin
Community Member
2 years ago

What was this space originally intended for?

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
2 years ago

Get skinny....or use the outhouse!

Indiana Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah my hips would never fit in there. No lie.

Dorothy Parker
Community Member
2 years ago

You have to weigh this little to use this commode.

Andrew Delaney
Community Member
2 years ago

Into the garbage shoot Flyboy !!

yerawitchSam13
Community Member
2 years ago

My fat ass would get stuck.

Victoria Turner
Community Member
2 years ago

Have enough space?

Matthew Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

Just reaching for the BOG ROLL will make you pull a muscle or three,

Szavics Daniel
Community Member
2 years ago

lol. xd another silent hill starting location..

Tarah Garcia
Community Member
2 years ago

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no angry poo...

David Grady
Community Member
2 years ago

This is causing an existential crisis.

Emily Weick
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2 years ago

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Yo-Yo
Community Member
2 years ago

Imagine the echo ;-)

Jo Bebe
Community Member
2 years ago

better hope you aren't too big for this lol

Dr John A Truman
Community Member
2 years ago

Where's the sink ??

Slick
Community Member
2 years ago

Just image they guy who had to lay the tiles on the walls n floor.

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
2 years ago

No, thanks I will hold it.

Sadie Shapiro
Community Member
2 years ago

I saw a bathroom similar to this in an airB&b in France. Small... narrow... THERE WASN'T EVEN A FRICKIN' SINK

Cassim_D
Community Member
2 years ago

This is worse than a prison, at least theres toilet paper

Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

that way you can't miss the toilet when you pee

Kimberly Irving
Community Member
2 years ago

There is no words....

Mia Hamsa
Community Member
2 years ago

tunnel vision

Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

I think this is the most incredible

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DP von Icecream
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2 years ago

NO!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!

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Jeff Porter
Community Member
2 years ago

This is an art piece done by Makoto Egashira. She uses floral carpet to make sculptures, her work is amazing. Please check out her art, support the artist instead of just believing the photo.

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

Eww is that carpet on and around the tub? That's going to get so moldy so fast

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
2 years ago

What are you complaining about? the toilet makes a good "folding seat" when you have guest

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ravina nimje
Community Member
2 years ago

For corgis of course

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Lucida
Community Member
2 years ago

All that pink stuff made me almost miss the fact that there is a bathtub next to the bed.

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

When you need to poop but you have interesting conversation.

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Gary
Community Member
2 years ago

I would hazard a guess that you don't live in a room like this, you rent it by the hour.

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

But look, colours and style fits perfectly.

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Daria Z
Community Member
2 years ago

I see a lot of love out into this design. Looks homey to me :)

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MonsterMum
Community Member
2 years ago

Very amooosing

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WallFlowers
Community Member
2 years ago

My eyes hurt

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Slinkman
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, why don't you make any sense at all?'

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Daria Z
Community Member
2 years ago

Somebody got tired of cats climbing up the curtains :D

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Valerie Lessard
Community Member
2 years ago

finger slipped on ctrl+v

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Look at the staaaars... Look how they shine for you... And everything you do... Yeah they were aaaaall yellow ♬♪

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Ana T.
Community Member
2 years ago

water but no water

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Patrick McKemie
Community Member
2 years ago

This actually looks like a good idea. It removes that little line of light the peaks through the curtains.

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Daria Z
Community Member
2 years ago

This is not as bad as the others.

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Regina De Vries-Doyen
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2 years ago

Why?

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't see what's that bad about it? It's a bathroom, you can put blinds on the windows and there's appropriate bath mats preventing slipping

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DP von Icecream
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Those prints were very popular in the 80-ties (well at least in my country). Had a similar design for wall paper in my teeny-weeny room back then!

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Ana T.
Community Member
2 years ago

whats wrong here??? i dont get it

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