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25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated “Rare Insults” Twitter Page
In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.
Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.
Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.
Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.
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Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"
His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.
I agree, I think he looked great before but I hope he's happy now.
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I think the original nose was very sexy, but my husband is Greek, so that might be why....😊🥰
No, you're right. He was sexy with that Greek God-like nose
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He took the character right out of his face! I hope he is happy with his result, but he was so much more handsome before.
I gotta say it makes me sad to see so many people getting plastic surgery (often rhinoplasty) to take away the visible signs of their ethnic background. I grew up getting teased about my nose and features, I wanted to change them all. Then one say I saw a photo of me with my family and realised that I had dad's funny nose, grandma's tilted eyes mum's big lips... every one of my "ugly" features was part of my family, my culture, and made me beautiful.
Looks like really good work but errr I hope you love it (quickly whispers "but you were so hottt")
It makes me sad when people feel that they have to change especially ethnic looking features. Like, I love my Jewy nose. I'd never ever have it fixed.
I actually think he looked better and more handsome naturally, without the nose job....
He looks good in both pictures but he definitely lost some unique attractiveness. Pretty generic looking dude on the right pic
I like his after nose, but I like his before nose too. It's his nose to do what he wants with.
I don't think he had only the nose done, looks like his jaw was brought forward too
he looked better before more character but if he prefers the way he looks post op good for him
Yeah, man - if you have the luck of being born with a nose like that, thank what ever deity you believe in, cash in the admiration and fight anyone who tries to approach it with a scalpel. What a crying waste this one was - like giving Mona Lisa duck lips and a fake tan.
Which one is the before and after as he looks more tanned on the second one? Definitely a nose job there.
"In discussions about the accusation of insulting, there is sometimes a disagreement space because the values underlying the protection against insulting have to be balanced against the value of free speech," says Harm Kloosterhuis from Erasmus University Rotterdam. So the perfect insult, in fact, is one where everyone understands how offensive the words are, but at the same time no one can formally complain.
The ancient peoples, by the way, believed that a direct insult to a person is the best way to receive not only a challenge to a duel, but also punishment from the gods. Therefore, the famous kennings among the Vikings - that is, the poetic names of things, are not just a literary device, but also a direct way to avoid retribution, both physical and divine.
At the same time, a bad joke is an excellent way to ruin your reputation to the core, even if you've spent your entire life building it up. By the way, here is a selection of real-life tales of people literally destroying their positive image in five minutes.
And if you just want some good humor, feel free to read our 30 best examples of Irish jokes. And of course, scroll to the very end of this post - the best is yet to come.
Oh jesus. It looks more like wood chippings than actual meat at this point.
im so confused by the edge of his glasses like how the side of his head looking like that through the glasses. my brain is dead.
I mean, it’s not THAT bad of an insult, I would like to be easily drawn as well…
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
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Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
These insults are not rare, they are just plain mean. The best insults need humour to work, the only one that qualifies is the one about american healthcare, which is recycled.
Yes, I'm all for a good insult, but making fun of someone's appearance is lazy. I much prefer insults like Samantha Bee calling Kellyann Conway "a flaxen haired fountain of lies".
Load More Replies... Some are funny but most are mean and uncalled for and shouldn't be celebrated. It's bullying and it's nasty.
I like the overcooked steak insult. But I’m not sure about the rest of them
Really, Bored Panda, we are making fun of the way people look now? These insults were not "rare" they were just that - insults.
