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In the old days, before the start of the battle, specially trained warriors went out into the field between the armies. Their main task was to offend the leaders and outstanding heroes of the enemy. At the same time, the sign of the highest quality was not just to call the enemy's commander a jerk, but to completely slay him with a spectacular phrase that outwardly did not look like an insult at all, but at the same time was incredibly offensive.

Such is the ancient battle rap. Today, this noble and elegant art, it would seem, is irretrievably lost, but real diamonds are periodically found - in some tweets, comments on YouTube and TikTok, etc. And it turns out that there are people who collect these verbal jewels.

Recently, a special Twitter account has appeared, entirely dedicated to rare and really unique insults. It is actually called "Rare insults." In just two months of existence, the page has already gained 405.8K followers, which is not surprising - in some places there are real masterpieces of brutal yet stylish offensive art.

Bored Panda collected a selection of the best and most spectacular insults from this account, so be sure to scroll to the very end and of course, comment. By the way, we promise not to be offended if any of your comments turns out to be as rare an insult as all the elements of our selection.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that make this the literal definition of a "neck beard?" Or would this be a "double chin beard?"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His original nose was awesome, imo, but it's not my place to judge. I hope this helped him and that he's in a good place.

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"In discussions about the accusation of insulting, there is sometimes a disagreement space because the values underlying the protection against insulting have to be balanced against the value of free speech," says Harm Kloosterhuis from Erasmus University Rotterdam. So the perfect insult, in fact, is one where everyone understands how offensive the words are, but at the same time no one can formally complain.

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The ancient peoples, by the way, believed that a direct insult to a person is the best way to receive not only a challenge to a duel, but also punishment from the gods. Therefore, the famous kennings among the Vikings - that is, the poetic names of things, are not just a literary device, but also a direct way to avoid retribution, both physical and divine.

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At the same time, a bad joke is an excellent way to ruin your reputation to the core, even if you've spent your entire life building it up. By the way, here is a selection of real-life tales of people literally destroying their positive image in five minutes.

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And if you just want some good humor, feel free to read our 30 best examples of Irish jokes. And of course, scroll to the very end of this post - the best is yet to come.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well they showed it to the grill. Those sausages look like an anaemic Englishman's legs in shorts for the first time that year.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh jesus. It looks more like wood chippings than actual meat at this point.

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Pixie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genuine question (I'm a vegetarian): why do you eat steak mostly raw, or why is un-raw steak bad? It doesn't sound logical

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Remi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take it to pieces and drown it in sauce to simmer. That's the only thing that can resurrect this one

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was going to say that steak is definitely well done but realized it was meant a different way. At least they tried

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is exactly what happens when my father-in-law is left at the grill unsupervised.

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Sally Barry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At first glance, I thought it was a photo of a cliff of some kind, where they dig for fossils.

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Cat Palmer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like how my dad used to like his steak. I was genuinely an adult before I realised beef wasn't meant to be grey when cooked. And could taste nice!

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Riley Warrick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come get the Anakin special for 1/2 the price today! Hurry! Limited time only!

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Marie Dahme
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my steak rare. Just wipe its nasty a$$ and run it thru a warm room. I’ll eat it!

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Summer Newton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe don't make steak again . Not sure it's even edible at this point . Lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's worse: this steak that makes my mouth dry up just looking at it, or the monstrosity my ex-roommate made cooking beef tenderloin in her crockpot for 2 day! it was in it's base elements by the time it was done. One should never be able to drink meat.

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Peter Ledoux
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That steak is too well done for me. When you showed it before I thought it was a stump too

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David Gripon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the stuff that gets stuck between your teeth until it itches.

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Sergio Bicerra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the 8nside of a cave that was meant for human sacrifices.

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Dre Mosley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, you've ruined steak. Gonna have to drench that in A1 to keep from choking.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that picture looks exactly like the one from someone who said their dad cooked their super expensive bull (?) steak, may have seen the post on buzzfeed though so not verified obvi

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I say no to well done steak. It can be done but it takes longer this is what happens if you cook a well done like a medium but longer. Which is exactly what a restraunt is going to do because they don't have time to give well done steak what it needs.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All he’s missing is the squint from trying to read every word on the menu above the register

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im so confused by the edge of his glasses like how the side of his head looking like that through the glasses. my brain is dead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, it’s not THAT bad of an insult, I would like to be easily drawn as well…

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