These 34 Quarantine Pickup Lines Are Hilariously Creative
Many find pick-up lines cheesy and while some can appreciate a well-thought-out pun, others simply cannot stand it. That's why using pick-up lines to find a potential partner can be a risky business. Not only is it a 50-50 toss to begin with, but you also have to come up with one and bet that it's going to be good. Fortunately, some people online can offer you plenty of original ideas and with the current world situation where the majority are sitting at home not doing much, the originality is flowing.
These people all banded together to take their shot at coming up with the best quarantine and Covid-19-themed pick-up lines and some were truly successful. So scroll down, read through them, and don't forget to comment and vote for your favorites. And hey, maybe add one or two to your own romantic repertoire?
Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile
I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Is that pneumonia in my lungs or has your smile just left me breathless?
Whisper in her ear:
"I have 60 rolls of ultra soft toilet paper"
Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
Do you need toilet paper because I will be your Prince Charmin.
I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
"We're quarantined in the same house, your options are kind of limited."
Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
Cough here often?
I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.
One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I'm looking for is your re-ply
Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
Are you covid-19 because if I had you near me I wouldn't leave the house for two weeks straight
I'm in the UK. A guy used this on me:
"Come on over, I'll pay your fine if you get stopped"
I'll catch you later. *wink*
You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?
I did this very thing with my wife a week ago... quarantine is interesting like that.
Here's what I came up with
Is it the corona virus or are you especially breath taking tonight ? 😍
Hypothetically speaking if you were a restaurant who shut down dine in, would you let me pick you up at the curb? See you tonight ?
The government says we need to stay 6 feet away but I want to give you 6 inches
Can I take you with me and work you from home ?
. I got a stimulus package that guaranteed to improve your economy
Youre like a utility company. You'll never turn me off
Our love is like covid 19. No one saw it coming and we move fast
Can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t ;)
Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?
Girl, are you down with the sickness? Because oh WAH AH AH AH
Wanna play Corona virus and get spread on hard surfaces?
Hey baby are you covid-19? Because I feel you inside me tonight.
Are you looking for a naughty girl? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds
Hey baby, are you a latex glove, because I want to put my hand inside you
Are you coming down with COVID-19? Because I want to flatten your curves