The number of global coronavirus cases continues to rise. So, whether the following guidance is for those who may have been exposed to it or choosing to self-isolate to help slow its spread, people are locking themselves in their homes.
No nights out. No sports. No nothing. So how do we connect with other human beings and spend all of that extra free time we've been given? We make memes. That's right, people have flooded the Internet to sum up how this pandemic has changed our everyday lives, and it proves that we maintain our sense of humor no matter what. From changing your hygiene habits to fighting over toilet paper at the supermarket, scroll down to check everything out.
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In Germany, there was going to be an antivaxxer protest march . I was cancelled because of Covid 19. :-D
Obviously ppl here have the same misconceptions about antivaxxers as you have about covid-19. Antivaxxers major malfunction is that vaccines since the late 80s have not been properly tested or studied in proper scientific method using a 'blind', they have only been studied in comparison to other vaccines...which is not a real study. This methodology as well as using substances like high doses of heavy metals and glyphosate (which we all know causes cancer and other health issues) in order to break down cell proteins to force the body to build antibodies has led to drastic results in the population. Since reporting has historically been around 1% for reactions with vaccines those numbers are not widely known or reported. You can see the proof of it while we go thru Covid-19 and reported numbers rise drastically not because of actual infections, but because they are NOW testing and reporting it. Don't be a hater. They have their points.
You're trying to reason with people who are willing to let a stranger inject them with who knows what. Don't expect too much.
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Well, my autistic son gets anaphylactic reactions to vaccines. He's stopped breathing and been in the hospital after vaccines... so this WILL be a real problem when the vaccination comes out. I get your humor, but some of us are still concerned.
Would never! Y'all feel free. I'd take my chances with the virus and let my immune system do the work it is supposed to do instead of taking a man made syringe of chemicals and animal byproducts. :) Stay safe!
you trust the government to give you another safe vax?? Not me don't worry I won't be getting one. Many people need to do the research on these types of viruses etc. and see why you cannot be totally immune to everything...stuff stays in the ground for instance for 40 yrs or better...one day you go out and dig the ground up and then let you kids go out and play in freshly exposed bugs that are just waiting for this host. You could wait for awhile as the sun kills those things that are dug up...common sense in humans NONE!!!
Antivax means differently to different people, I for one realize there is good in some vaccines but not when given in the high doses to a young newborn or young child like they do. It also depends on what the motives are for those gaining profits from the billion-dollar pharmaceutical companies . As our prime ministers' wife has been a chairperson and gaining a lot of wealth from vaccines. I'm sure all things can be used for good and not greed.
I'd rather get the virus . Odds of side effects will be much higher than odds of dying from the virus
Duhh.. We really REALLY don't want it anyway. Feel free to have mine!!
I am a pediatric nurse. I recommend 100% vaccines in childrensprogram. I have had firsthand experience with what ex whooping cough does to a six weeks old infant. Exception given to those who can't/shouldn't get certain vaccines. These are the vaccines that have been used for decades. I trust them and recommend them. But some vaccines made in acute time with short periode og trying and testing, I am more sceptic to. Especially with experience of Swine flu vaccine with too extreme side effects, as narkolepsi and ME. I am a Healthcare professional, but I don't plan to take vaccine, I will let the disease itself give me immunity.
Well done, but you would, wouldn't you. Have you ever seen adverse events from a vaccination? Vaccine Cult acolytes are often in denial (but I'm sure you mean well). Risks must be balanced. What so-called anti-vaxxers want is for any intervention to be safe and unpolluted. Not "anti" at all. Is that so bad? Yes I know whooping cough is terrible. Get safe and effective alternatives. High dose vitamin C is reputed to cure any respiratory virus, is perfectly safe, but it WON'T be tried by Pharma lovers who are totally hypnotised and indoctrinated. https://www.seanet.com/~alexs/ascorbate/199x/landwehr-r-j_orthomol_med-1991-v6-n2-p99.htm The Origin of the 42-Year Stonewall of Vitamin C And homeopathy (properly done) is known to work, but they LIE to you about that too. I've used it to get people out of ICU. One was fading after three months in ICU, out in three days. Regression to mean? Bollocks.
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I am not getting that for sure. Unless you really want to get it
Amen! But then we'd have to quarantine them & I doubt they would self-quarantine.
Oh trust me we would my grandmas going ballistic on the idiots spreading this Around 😂
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The idiocracy of both sides of this argument is that there is a middle ground where the truth is.
There is no middle ground between possible death and... whatever the anti-vaxxers fear so much. What do you do on that middle ground, do you only get every second vaccine or only get half the dose injected in?
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Well the end result is pneumonia. Theres a vax for that.....does it not work?
I just wonder how many people will survive this? So sad when you look at the death rates for Spanish flue. I'm one of the high risk people now - how do we get this across to the 'Snowflakes' who don't seem to care? 'Kill a Granny' - sorry but it seems that they really don'tt care? I do really know that a lot of young people don't fit this description but a lot of them do1
Funny and I would agree but if they don't get vaccinated they still put others at risk😡
Just so you all know...The vast majority of " anti vaxxers " are against giving their baby 50 vaccines not against " normal " vaccines.
Yea? so that those antivaxxers get that virus and spread it to the REST OF US? Nah b***h. Any ADULTS don't want to get the vaccine? they should either be FORCED to get it or locked in a separate hospital and restricted from socializing. Period.
don't worry, they won't want one! they have their reason why they are ani vaccines do you know what they are?
this is not a joke; not funny at all since there will be those who will spread it around.
we should withhold cv vacc from those who refuse other vacc's. when they "catch up" with other vacc's, THEN give them cv vacc. do we want to save them from cv so they can infect us with measles, etc.?
Lol but Fu ck u do what u want poison ya self let others do what they want to do without hearing bullshit from you .....tadaaa🤣🤣
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Don't worry I won't be getting any vaccine. They are barbaric, sadistic, antiquated. But your illustrious government may not be so kind as to even give us an option. Take your medicine whether you like it or not. That's not what I'll be doing I can assure you.
There is nothing like a good joke and that is nothing like a good joke.
No idea--need to do some research--probably think Bill Gates is a nice guy!
I certainly won't me and nor will my children. Yuck I can only imagine what unmentionable ingredients will be in it and the long term effect. Your pro vaccinators...help yaselves lol
I certainly won't be getting one and neither will my kids. I can only imagine what the hell is gonna be in it. You pro vaccinators...go for it...lol
Don’t worry I won’t touch that vaccin with a ten foot pole! I have an extremely strong immune system because I take responsibility for my health, mentally and physically which both are tied to one another. Cheers to freedom of choice and taking radical self accountability for your own health the way you choose to do that!
Might want to look up that scientific peer reviewed study that shows that those who get the placebo-flu shot have little to no resistance to the corona virus. Enjoy your immune destroying fake shots!
Die? Bahahaha , omfg. Death rate is around 3% which is mostly the elderly and those who already have underlining health issues . " do it or die" omg I'm still laughing 🤣
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I;ve already seen posts on facebook calling ppl not to take the vaccine once it comes out!
i thought this yesterday when they said they were already testing a vaccine!
Why the Hell is this #1? Ignorant, mean-spirited and nasty. And don't worry, anyone with any brain-cells to preserve won't be volunteering for a fast-track DNA-editing vaccine. Enjoy your fantasy, leave me alone.
Yeah - just like you Never-Trumper's didn't cash your stimulus checks!
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Did you know that companies that make vaccines are exempt from lawsuits? That's because vaccines are inherently unsafe.You can't sue them if thier poison injures or kills you think about that.
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O I won’t but bet they make it mandatory. Id 2020 get ready for your chips
Don't worry I will always be an anticancer.I will always believe the coronavirus is a joke .
BUT don't pass it to my friends/ your friends - who may have a condition you don't know about. Diabetes , high blood pressure increase the risk of death . People of all ages die. Younger people are getting the intensive care, and ventilators. Old people are triaged out, that is why the "old people die" statistic.
One less person to waste our Earth's resources! Bye antivaxxer!
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OK, you've heard that laughter is the best medicine. But what does that mean? And can it helps us fight the coronavirus as well?
Well, you tell me. Laughter reduces pain and allows us to get through discomfort easier, it improves our job performance, especially if our tasks demand creativity and solving complex problems. Heck, its role in intimate relationships is greatly underestimated and it really is one of the cornerstones of good marriages. Laughter also synchronizes the brains of speaker and listener so that they are emotionally attuned.
Now come the heavy guns. According to the Mayo Clinic, laughter also stimulates the body's organs by increasing oxygen intake to the heart, lungs and muscles, and triggers the release of endorphins. It also helps people handle stress by easing tension, relaxing the muscles and lowering blood pressure.
But considering the pandemic that our world is currently facing, the most important thing is that laughter increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving our resistance to disease. So, as weird as it sounds, memes really can help you to fight the coronavirus. You're welcome.
And that's why I think the officials that tried to shut up Dr. Li Wenliang when he first tried to raise the alarm on Covid19 should be charged with the deaths of everyone that occurred after they were notified and did nothing about it. They were the ones that allowed this condition to get out of control.
this is me :-D after doing weekly groceries in a very calm supermarket on thursday, I went back on friday for choclate and snacks, and landed in a hell hole. i was the only one with just a few things and the only one without toiletpaper or pasta :-D :-D (right now, hell no wont do that again)
No..it's called people of Korea aren't greedy. Idiots here are buying TP and then selling it out of their cars and online for outrageous prices. When we finally get the government to step in and make this act criminally prosecutable, things will calm down.
Just watched this movie over the weekend. I found it hilarious that it was in the top 10 movies streamed on Netflix in the US last week. :P
ROFLOL This is epic. Love it. Wonder if I can pull it off at work.
I'm disabled and my husband is self-employed and works from home. We've been 24/7/365 since 2005, yet this actually IS different. I haven't been anywhere for over a month, and I really miss going places, even the doctors' offices and the grocery store!
My Brother In law was 60 on Tuesday. So he has just doubled his chances of dying (1.6% (in the 50-59 range) to 3.2% (in the 60-69 range). I am so glad I am only 59.
Countries: go on quarantine Everyone: time to see all my friends, travel the world, and go shopping!
yes! im a cleaner and cleaned my whole house this weekend and told my boss I was working from home... she didnt buy it....
Trump sitting on the stern of the ship: "If the boat is sinking why am I 200 feet up in the air?"
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Tp and hand sanitizer sold out yet the liquor store is fully stocked. Don't you people realize you will be stuck with your family for an extended period of time
You know what rly sucks with the toilet paper panic buying people? Females having their period and being short on toilet paper without being able to get some more because there's no more to buy... Ive got my period yesterday and I'm on my last roll right now, I was not able to find any tp in any store.
Get creative? Maybe get in the shower each time or use some socks and rewash them afterward...........sorry that's gross but it's life
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As of today 04/08 US is only about 100 deaths behind Spain. We'll surpass Italy in 3 or 4 days. Then we can say WE'RE #1. YES!!!!
I just had a call from a friend of mine threatening to kill himself because of lockdown. He was crying, "all the car dealerships are closed, as are real estate offices, I can't go on expensive foreign travel, jewellery stores and luxury spas are closed, I can't do nothing!" Yesterday he won the lottery after twenty five years of trying.
Coronavirus Tip of the Day: If you keep a full glass of Wine in each hand, you won't accidentally touch your Face!
One joke is missed: " A little Clubfeeling came up, when you do shopping on Saturdays eve and the security guy is nodding to you at the Door.
Y'all know why they ran out of toilet paper? One customer coughed and the other 348 s**t themselves!
Definitely needed to read something funny in the middle of all this scariness!!
It was SO AMAZING after hard evening at work. My head was exploding from all the info and stress, and this was the best medicine at the moment :D
This is terrible! You’ve made me feel really bad for laughing so hard, these were actually really funny...Like tears in eyes funny, immediately share with your bestie funny...how dare you!
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Alcohol kills germs, that s why I stocked up on Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan...I feel so much better now.
Rumour has it, eating 3 large Mc.D menus kills Corona in less than 10 minutes
These were terrific, we all need more laughter, thanks for the post !!!
No toilet paper in stores, but lots of bleach. Some people are going to be ruining their toilets!
Tp and hand sanitizer sold out yet the liquor store is fully stocked. Don't you people realize you will be stuck with your family for an extended period of time
You know what rly sucks with the toilet paper panic buying people? Females having their period and being short on toilet paper without being able to get some more because there's no more to buy... Ive got my period yesterday and I'm on my last roll right now, I was not able to find any tp in any store.
Get creative? Maybe get in the shower each time or use some socks and rewash them afterward...........sorry that's gross but it's life
Load More Replies... As of today 04/08 US is only about 100 deaths behind Spain. We'll surpass Italy in 3 or 4 days. Then we can say WE'RE #1. YES!!!!
I just had a call from a friend of mine threatening to kill himself because of lockdown. He was crying, "all the car dealerships are closed, as are real estate offices, I can't go on expensive foreign travel, jewellery stores and luxury spas are closed, I can't do nothing!" Yesterday he won the lottery after twenty five years of trying.
Coronavirus Tip of the Day: If you keep a full glass of Wine in each hand, you won't accidentally touch your Face!
One joke is missed: " A little Clubfeeling came up, when you do shopping on Saturdays eve and the security guy is nodding to you at the Door.
Y'all know why they ran out of toilet paper? One customer coughed and the other 348 s**t themselves!
Definitely needed to read something funny in the middle of all this scariness!!
It was SO AMAZING after hard evening at work. My head was exploding from all the info and stress, and this was the best medicine at the moment :D
This is terrible! You’ve made me feel really bad for laughing so hard, these were actually really funny...Like tears in eyes funny, immediately share with your bestie funny...how dare you!
https://medinicosmeticsurgery.com/gynecomastia-surgery-in-hyderabad/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIyLSw7ev09QIVqJJmAh1vvQX9EAAYBCAAEgLk5PD_BwE
Alcohol kills germs, that s why I stocked up on Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan...I feel so much better now.
Rumour has it, eating 3 large Mc.D menus kills Corona in less than 10 minutes
These were terrific, we all need more laughter, thanks for the post !!!
No toilet paper in stores, but lots of bleach. Some people are going to be ruining their toilets!
