With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.
And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.
So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.
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Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.
Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.
And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.
During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.
Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.
Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.
You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.
"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?
I dunno. I'm beginning to enjoy my rabid dandelion look. Especially since I colored it red.
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Bloody hell, your hairdo isn't worth someone's life! If it's too long, get a f*****g hair band or use some scissors. And stop being a grade A c**t.
I have the worst hair. It is awful. It is worse when it is long. I would crawl across glass in the pitch black, dark Georgia night to keep my hair manageable in normal circumstances, but these are the not normal circumstances and I will not risk my life or the precious life of the wonderful woman that tames my hair during a world wide pandemic. I mean, come on people! If I can live with this awful mess for a few more weeks, you can too.
Me too. I have never opened my windows since this started in fear someone would see me... thinking of going bald.
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Big difference between needing a haircut and wanting clean drinking water.
As a hairstylist myself, I'm not looking forward to going back to work and dealing with all of these entitled s**t f***s. I have a training class on new procedures next Tuesday and I can only assume I'll be back at work soon after. We just had 10 new cases and death (possibly 2) the previous week and they're all excited about opening again.. stuuuuupid people.
My sister owns a high end barbershop. She reopened last week and is strictly doing hair cuts only. She's had four grown a*s men throw tantrums because the shop wasn't offering full service. One of the tantrum guys walked out the door refusing to pay because of "false advertising." Dude, you got a $20 haircut and a free bottle of beer on a normally $75 dollar service. Grow up.
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People in Flint: literally living with disgusting water, and having to use it everyday Everyone else: YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD?! MY HAIR GETTING LONGER, AND PEOPLE WILL JUDGE ME ON MY 11:00 AM ZOOM MEETING
My hair is the longest it's been since I was a teenager. But I'm not whining like a spoiled house ape - I'm dealing with it, though I can hardly wait to have this mane whacked off.
Years ago, I was doing a program for high school students for World Water Day. Students from the US were sharing their research on access to clean water around the world. When it was time for the students from Camden, NJ to speak they said - we don't need to look around the world. The water fountains in our school are blocked off because our water is unsafe to drink. Damn. It was a lesson for everyone.
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I can give people haircuts with a machete and a lawnmower. But, they'd better not complain if I lop off something other than hair.
Haircuts vs. killing off friends and family—what to choose, what to choose.
I mean really? Go ahead and get your damn haircut and get your nails done too while you’re at it! 🤦🏽♀️👎
As someone that has stopped going to hairdressers in 2003 (never wanted to anyways, only went before that against my will) I truly don't get the fuss about ppl wanting a haircut
It's more about "waahhhh, I'm being told what to do, even if it's for the good of others. Waaahhhh" Like a petulant child.
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Perfect! This juxtaposition of two photos puts everything in its proper perspective.
Cut your own flipping hair if it means that much to you. Plenty of youtube tutorials. Don't go out there and get us all sick!
But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.
No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.
Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.
Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.
My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".
There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.
Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.
We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.
Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.
Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it
Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/
Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.
That’s me, until I realise I am the one who ate all the quarantine snacks.
I saw this somewhere and it said that cat LOVE to sit in any closed shape
Too right. Being alone with my thoughts is hazardous to my health. So grateful that there are books!
Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
This seems to be the a major trend among Americans...convenence over money.
There's a running joke about all the sports action being at bird feeders. A fight breaks out, and the score is Blue Jays 3, Orioles 2.
Yeah, I'ma wait it out. What did they say --- 2 weeks for symptoms to show?
There is a better version https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2166390/Video-Woman-left-hysterics-sock-face-mask-goes-wrong.html
Exactly how I feel! But like a responsible citizen I am waiting to get my hair cut.
Oh, i hope not. If it's the season finale they'll have to up the stakes next season.
So much this! I had my shopping list on my phone and every time I tried to look at it, my phone was like, WTF?
Either way, the kid shouldn't be shamed. You only say that now because you actually HAVE to do work.
I have been an exam proctor at a university several times, and we specifically check if the students have a second monitor (we make them share their screen and show us their Display settings). If they do, we direct them to disable it. We also check for any remote desktop applications, of course, which must be immediately uninstalled, if found. Failure to comply = failed test, no excuses!
We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
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Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
Have you noticed how much darker Covid 19 posts are getting? Nobody is laughing about it now...
All joking aside, we don't know how much longer this virus is going to be around. All we can do is protect ourselves, stay safe, and stay calm. If we would just work together as a society, things would be easier. So with that, I wish you and your family well, stay safe, and I am going to be praying for you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
Right now, the serious problem humanity is facing is COVID19. "We should stay alive and not catch this virus" shouldn't be a politically divisive statement, and isn't a politically divisive statement in any civilized country.
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Why does everything have to become a liberal bashing comment? Can't you just say "I didn't like the jokes." and that be the end of it. Not everything is about politics.
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If you don't like the entirely free content provided then don't click on it. There's an entire internet to choose from.
Load More Replies... We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
Load More Replies... Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
Have you noticed how much darker Covid 19 posts are getting? Nobody is laughing about it now...
All joking aside, we don't know how much longer this virus is going to be around. All we can do is protect ourselves, stay safe, and stay calm. If we would just work together as a society, things would be easier. So with that, I wish you and your family well, stay safe, and I am going to be praying for you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
Right now, the serious problem humanity is facing is COVID19. "We should stay alive and not catch this virus" shouldn't be a politically divisive statement, and isn't a politically divisive statement in any civilized country.
Load More Replies... Why does everything have to become a liberal bashing comment? Can't you just say "I didn't like the jokes." and that be the end of it. Not everything is about politics.
Load More Replies... If you don't like the entirely free content provided then don't click on it. There's an entire internet to choose from.
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