With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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Janine B.
Community Member
4 months ago

Best one!

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#2

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Jenna Bois
Community Member
4 months ago

This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

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RJ
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

My ex is half Indonesian and born in Holland and still got discriminated, because he has a color. The police thought he was Morroccan. He was just waiting outside for me and it was late. They immediately thought he was up to something and when he prayed in church in the morning and took a mat too kneel, a woman who saw him come out of the church called the police, because she thought our church was letting asylum seekers sleep there. I saw an asylum seeker with a matrass! The Indonesian guy who heard it from the owner of the building couldn't stop laughing when he told him. So dumb. I was in the train and saw his son. The mom is from the Carribean. He was treated like filth and he's so sweet.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

#4

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
Community Member
4 months ago

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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#5

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Daria B
Community Member
4 months ago

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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#6

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Foxxy (The Original)
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4 months ago

Hey, don’t insult potatoes.

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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Orillion
Community Member
4 months ago

Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

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#8

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Emperor Kitten
Community Member
4 months ago

Sounds too comfortable for a real ceremony

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#9

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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#10

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zims
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4 months ago

This surprised a laugh out of me

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#11

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Berry Budgie
Community Member
4 months ago

Cant unsee that😆

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#12

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

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#13

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Deborah Brett
Community Member
4 months ago

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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#14

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Animal lover❤
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4 months ago

😬

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#15

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Ingrid
Community Member
4 months ago

He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

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#16

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

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#17

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
4 months ago

This is me everyday.

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#18

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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#19

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Janine B.
Community Member
4 months ago

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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no_name
Community Member
4 months ago

The posture of clerk is enough said

Eagle Girl
Community Member
4 months ago

Is that a WalMart employee?

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Haha, the poor look on that cashiers face says it all.

panda to nobody
Community Member
4 months ago

What a complete shithead.

zims
Community Member
4 months ago

Someone is asking for a smack upside the head. I would deny him service.

Theodore Wolner
Community Member
4 months ago

with one of those 2x6’s, fer shir!

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
Community Member
4 months ago

I once got disciplined at work for telling a person to back away from my personal space. It’s interesting , the person with the loudest voice and the most stupid crazy gets their way. I’ll take high energy crazy and fun (respectful) crazy any day.

Dave In MD
Community Member
4 months ago

Yep. See stuff like this EVERY day.

Id row
Community Member
4 months ago

Like going under the sneeze guard at the salad bar to get a better look at the food.

iWood
Community Member
4 months ago

Well this is a Lowes and he is wearing tan pants and a blue shirt (Lowes uniform) so im guessing that he is an employee.... Doesn't make it any better, just some context to the photo.

Dizzyaudiohh
Community Member
4 months ago

I was told that if you're wearing a mask and the other person is not wearing a mask there is a 70% chance you could still get the virus (if either one has it) then I was told if both people are wearing masks then it's like less then 5% chance you can get the virus.. ionno if that's correct or not but if so, those are some scary odds for those of us that do wear masks because I hardly see anyone else wearing a mask when I go out in public.

Perfumista Perfumista
Community Member
4 months ago

Is it too much to hope that a security guard came up? I stopped going to a local deli when I walked in and saw the manager with his mask pulled down 2 feet from the another guy behind the counter. Added bonus the guy slicing the cold cuts had his mask covering his mouth but not his nose.

Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
4 months ago

Or, you can also say, some are just stupid, very stupid

Emily Ashcraft
Community Member
4 months ago

the clerk face-palmed so hard

MRS FLASHMAN
Community Member
4 months ago

OMFG

Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
4 months ago

One word: Guillotine

Raine Soo
Community Member
4 months ago

Somehow, I wish that plexiglass shield was a guillotine.

Lily Robertson
Community Member
4 months ago

Every damn day. And now we're down three employees, including myself.

Ronel du Plessis
Community Member
4 months ago

We also have screens on our counter tops. Between us - the sales people - and the customer. Some stand next to it because they REALLY believe that the sound of their voices can't travel through the screen. It's plastic. or they do what this guy does. The struggle is real.

Shelby P
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

I totally approve of the barriers and the guy in this picture is an asshole. However, as someone who is hard of hearing I can tell you it is truly harder to hear behind the screen then off to the side. Scientifically speaking sound waves ARE affected by physical barriers.... get a clue.

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Thomas Ewing
Community Member
4 months ago

Arrest that idiot!

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh they'll GET it all right! This nitwit is in the process.

Joe Baker
Community Member
4 months ago

judging by the blue shirt my money is on him being her manager

Joe Baker
Community Member
4 months ago

judging by the blue shirt, that is her supervisor

deanna woods
Community Member
4 months ago

If I was the clerk, I would kick you out of the store.

Shelby P
Community Member
4 months ago

or walk away and then get the manager

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 months ago

That comma made me have to read it again to understand what it was supposed to mean.

Michelle C
Community Member
4 months ago

LMFAO

Tory Knotts
Community Member
3 months ago

These should be replaced with windows ( shouldn't be to hard here). That way when someone is doing the above you can close the window on them, Loony Toons style!

Jaysa Maheem
Community Member
3 months ago

i cant even...

Randy Klefbeck
Community Member
4 months ago

Was he born stupid or did he study?

MajikDraygon
Community Member
4 months ago

he works there.

Kimberley Thomas
Community Member
4 months ago

Judging by the Cashiers face & body language I think she's pondering banging her face down in frustration or his in stupidity.

Christine Ladyman
Community Member
4 months ago

😈

Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
4 months ago

How Lowe's can you goes?

Cheryl Fontaine
Community Member
4 months ago

Unfortunately there are more of them than you think...

Jane Petersen
Community Member
4 months ago

Pepper spray time.

Jaye Rodger
Community Member
4 months ago

The assistant is SO done with his shit

Fixin'Ta
Community Member
4 months ago

Why is she not screaming at him to get back on the other side of the barrier?

Karen Gavaletz
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh my! This one made me LOL!!!

ggirl225888
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4 months ago

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The clerk is behind his almighty mask, his superhero disguise, his body suit against the mean cruel virus, isn't that enough?

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Rissie
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to bitch about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
4 months ago

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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#23

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
4 months ago

Sad but true. Uk not much better.

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
4 months ago

Bwahahahhaa

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Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
4 months ago

How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

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#26

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Lilla Bence
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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kathryn stretton
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4 months ago

True, they did.

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#28

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

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#29

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Santi-Jose Acosta
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4 months ago

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

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#30

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
4 months ago

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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Janelle
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4 months ago

kitty!

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#32

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
4 months ago

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
4 months ago

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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Hans
Community Member
4 months ago

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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Astrid Nineor
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4 months ago

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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TheHerplover
Community Member
4 months ago

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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Janine B.
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4 months ago

Bwahahaha!

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troufaki13
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4 months ago

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
4 months ago

So sad for both reasons.

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