With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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Janine B.
Community Member
1 month ago

Best one!

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#2

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Jenna Bois
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1 month ago

This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

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RJ
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

My ex is half Indonesian and born in Holland and still got discriminated, because he has a color. The police thought he was Morroccan. He was just waiting outside for me and it was late. They immediately thought he was up to something and when he prayed in church in the morning and took a mat too kneel, a woman who saw him come out of the church called the police, because she thought our church was letting asylum seekers sleep there. I saw an asylum seeker with a matrass! The Indonesian guy who heard it from the owner of the building couldn't stop laughing when he told him. So dumb. I was in the train and saw his son. The mom is from the Carribean. He was treated like filth and he's so sweet.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
Community Member
1 month ago

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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#5

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Hey, don’t insult potatoes.

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#6

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Daria B
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1 month ago

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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Orillion
Community Member
1 month ago

Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

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#8

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Emperor Kitten
Community Member
1 month ago

Sounds too comfortable for a real ceremony

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#9

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Hans
Community Member
1 month ago

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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#10

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zims
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1 month ago

This surprised a laugh out of me

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#11

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Berry Budgie
Community Member
1 month ago

Cant unsee that😆

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#12

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

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#13

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Deborah Brett
Community Member
1 month ago

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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#14

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Animal lover❤
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1 month ago

😬

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#15

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Ingrid
Community Member
1 month ago

He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

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#16

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

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#17

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
1 month ago

This is me everyday.

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#18

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Hans
Community Member
1 month ago

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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#19

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Janine B.
Community Member
1 month ago

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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no_name
Community Member
1 month ago

The posture of clerk is enough said

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#21

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Rissie
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to bitch about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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kathryn stretton
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1 month ago

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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#23

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kathryn stretton
Community Member
1 month ago

Sad but true. Uk not much better.

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#24

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Ilir Ajdini
Community Member
1 month ago

Bwahahahhaa

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#25

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Blakkur Sverrir
Community Member
1 month ago

How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

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#26

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Lilla Bence
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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kathryn stretton
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1 month ago

True, they did.

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#28

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

Ronel du Plessis
Community Member
1 month ago

Do yourself a favour and look at South Africa as well. Numbers keep on rising but we are almost back to "normal" June 1 they are going to open the provincial borders for domestic travel.

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Thomas Register
Community Member
1 month ago

COVID 2, Back In The Water. Opening soon in a theater near you.

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
1 month ago

I live in Georgia, and Governor Kemp - who stole the election with voter suppression - has allowed some busineses to reopen, including bowling alleys. Bowling alleys? I yi yi!

Hadley Fullen
Community Member
1 month ago

thats a big wave tho

I_Love_Food🍰🍨🍱🍤🐕🐈
Community Member
1 month ago

yeah, I live in the US and I am not going out except for shopping even when my state re-opens... I am honestly scared for me and my families lives...

elfin
Community Member
1 month ago

I recently read an article about how the "Spanish" flu affected my small town. The first wave didn't make an impact. The second and third waves killed some people. Since the virus is till out there, it seems to do okay in hot countries, and some idiots are determined not to be careful then I plan to continue to be very careful.

Curry on...
Community Member
1 month ago

The shut down is scary for wage earners who can't work at home. I get that. I wish there was a solution. Early on, I thought why not test all workers, let the infected ones go into quarantine and let the rest go to work. But then...there were no test kits to be had...and then along came the asymptomatic... then there were those who'd rather carry an assault rifle than wear a mask...so there went my idea.

starhunter64
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG is this the divine revelation of a prophet????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does this mean the we are in danger????? no way!!!!!!!!! --~--

John Doe
Community Member
1 month ago

Holy f*ck that wave and the sailboat better not be part of the same picture.

Ellen Frank
Community Member
1 month ago

This is going to happen in winter.

Aleksey Elfstrom
Community Member
1 month ago

I warned that this would happen that's why I'm continuing to avoid leaving the house until I'm told the virus has been eradicated. See yall in sixty years

Laurentiu
Community Member
1 month ago

That's right ... we'll jump over the waves.Some will be able to, others will not

Ian Koch
Community Member
1 month ago

The states are just like "this is completely fine"

okpkpkp
Community Member
1 month ago

I hope not but this is how I see it. Jeez.

Harley Hans Hoglin
Community Member
1 month ago

Texas opened May 1. Numbers climbing every day. People stopped wairing gloves and masks, because hay we're open. Our back governor said the economy is more important than human lives. So we're doomed.

d bradley
Community Member
1 month ago

corona virus is here to stay, might as well get a surfboard

L Duncan
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait, have we fixed the medical capacity issue or not? https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

Mike Rodrick
Community Member
1 month ago

That would be ALL of them.

James F. Wilson Jr.
Community Member
1 month ago

This is NO JOKE,Remember"The opera ain't over,til the fat lady sings"

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Santi-Jose Acosta
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1 month ago

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 month ago

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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Janelle
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1 month ago

kitty!

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#32

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
1 month ago

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
1 month ago

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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Hans
Community Member
1 month ago

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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Astrid Nineor
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1 month ago

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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TheHerplover
Community Member
1 month ago

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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Janine B.
Community Member
1 month ago

Bwahahaha!

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troufaki13
Community Member
1 month ago

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
1 month ago

So sad for both reasons.

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