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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone laughs at it then it's funny... to them. It's not funny to you

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Zoe Murphy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love they’re called COVID19 protestors, it makes them sound more stupid. The government didn’t MAKE the Coronavirus nor can they take it away.....

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Kerri Russ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's as funny as the news story I read today about one of the protestors who claimed COVID-19 was manufactured by the Democrats and God would protect him from COVID is now suffering from it and his wife may die from it. I have no sympathy for any of the people who refuse to change their behaviors and contract COVID... none at all. I'm sorry your family has to suffer because you're an idiot.

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Bob Belcher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also find it ironic that those who scream M'erica and patriotism are the same idiots breaking the laws. Guess it's ok to break the law if your a white racist.

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Theodore Wolner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All those harping about the Second Amendment should remember that those who wrote it were not yet aware of AK’s and AR’s, they were considering a three-round-per-MINUTE FLINTLOCK MUSKET and the Frontier being right outside the FRONT DOOR, not beyond the moon and MARS! I used to enjoy hunting, especially when the rabbits were eating our vegetable garden just as quickly as I could plant it! However, each rabbit required one round, no 30-round clip spewing @ 450-RPM. It is difficult to clean, roast and eat a rabbit which has taken 30 rounds. Waste not, want not!

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Al Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Despite them acting incredibly stupid and selfish, I'll never find somebody getting a potentially deadly virus funny.

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Mitchell Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Wisconsin, and I remember this protest. “WE WANT *sneeze* FREEDOM!”

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Nathan Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandpa always used to tell us laughter was the best medicine. That's why we all died of tuberculosis. - Jack Handy

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Benjamin Chen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Masks PROTECC Corona ATTACC But most importantly Don't run out of SNACC

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Ace Cole
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes this is true, but it would be much more hilarious if they didn't go and infect others.

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Dilly Millandry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Karma doesn't exist but if it did it's about what will happen in your next life based on your actions in your current and previous lives.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one looks like another post from last week. They were very likely voters or poll workers. Please take this one down if it is found to be the case.

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Tabitha L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was just going to say the same thing. This one isn't true. There are no news article or reports to back this up. If anyone can prove that it is true, please share!!

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Nothing wrong with testing positive. Herd immunity is the only answer.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem with testing positive is that this disease can kill babies, healthy adults, health workers ( who are usually health adults until they get this). The POINT of testing is to quarantine the sick away from the healthy and vulnerable. AND we are ALL vulnerable. This thing is much worse than "normal " flu.

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I looked it up, fake news. 75 people came down with the covid after being in a large gathering instead of self isolating. meaning, they could have gone to Walmart or Home Depot. But could have been a protest, so lets go with the protest to make yourself feel better about people who get the Covid could be Trump supporters. Yeah real funny.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think about which scenario is exposure is most likely the culprit. A run to the store is possible, BUT prolonged close-contact with a group of people where most (if not all) are not wearing masks and yelling continuously? Yeah... I wonder where they caught it... you're right, must be the run to the store... Could it be that maybe one person got it at the store and then exposed the other 74 at the rally? Hmmm...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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