With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.
And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.
So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.
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Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.
Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.
And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.
During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.
Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.
This... so much this. I'm not a scientist... just someone who was gifted a very long time ago, but even *I* know Bill Gates is a hero human who deserves accolades for his charity work... and not a single press conference has been held to announce it. Trump and his MAGAts could learn from this man but instead, they denigrate him and his humanitarian work.
"Revelation 13:16-18 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead..." ...stop right there, just ...what? This is the "Bible reference" that tracking devices are being injected via vaccines? First of all, who has vaccines injected in their hands or forehead? Just trying to imagine a nurse stabbing me in the forehead with a needle. Yeah, happens every time.
*understand this is not your wealth but a side effect of a broken economy and the least you can do is do good with the money by starting endeavors which no government has the capability do so, making that the money is better handled in your hands than anywhere else. Fixing the system somewhat on your end.
While the Gates-hate is stupid, let's not forget Gates' history -- he is a rapacious techie-bro that exploited people and engaged in unethical business tactics to get where he is, and was prosecuted by the government for those actions. It is hard for me to understand why he is being singled out for hate by covidiots, but it is equally hard for me to understand why some on the Left have made this greedy billionaire into some kind of Albert-Schweitzer, walk-on-water icon. Both positions are equally stupid.
People can change over their lifetimes, and it seems pretty clear that he's one of those people. No he's almost certainly not perfect, but he spends a significant amount of time and effort (not just the money that at this point would mean very little to him) in charity efforts. I don't think we can really consider him greedy any more.
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Bill Gates, please may I introduce you to Sir Tom Moore. 2 of the most selfless, humble, decent, charitable human beings on earth! Can you imagine what it would be like being in a room with both of them - wow! And I know that Sir Tom is nowhere near the amount of money that Bill Gates has donated but hey, not bad for a veteran of 100!
Ignorance can be so dangerous, and often refuses to accept facts or logic.😢
that about sums it up, but I would have preferred Mushroom, Kept in the dark and fed b******t.
YES! Very well said. Here's Dr. Mike of YouTube debunking the potato-head "documentary": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWpjc1QZg84
The second he decided children cages was not his stop point I lost respect for him
Gates has what's known as *uck you money. He laughs at people like that and guess what he says. *UCK YOU!
His foundation promotes abortion over maternal care & education for impoverished communities. Such a humanitarian to push his ideology with cash!
No he doesn't, it was refuted quite a few times, here's just a few: https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/fact-check-no-india-is-not-suing-bill-gates-for-wrongful-polio-vaccination-deaths-2595499.html https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bill-gates-india-sued/ https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gates-org-kicked-out-of-india/ https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/apr/23/facebook-posts/anti-vaxxers-spread-conspiracy-about-bill-gates-an/ https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-gates-india/false-claim-bill-gates-faces-trial-in-india-for-testing-vaccines-on-children-idUSKBN22V27F I've provided at least 4 links to the contrary, there are loads when searching 'Bill Gates Child Killer' (not looking for confirmation bias) and literally 0 indicating that it IS real except for FB posts. Please provide your own sources, Mr\Miss Grain
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If you'd research and read like you ask others to do, you'd understand that 496,000 is around 1% of those who were vaccinated. In terms you can understand, it's literally got the exact same side effect rate of every other vaccine ever created in history. Aren't facts a b***h?
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This is where basic comprehension comes in handy. Not once did he ever say he wants to reduce the population, or that he supports depopulation. What he actually says is without depopulation, the Earth will reach a tipping point where it can no longer support us. Which here in reality, is what you call an unfortunate truth.
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Could you please cites the specific Scriptures where the Bible states that?
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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.
You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.
But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.
No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.
Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.
Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.
My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".
There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.
Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.
We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.
Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.
Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it
Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/
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We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
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Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
Have you noticed how much darker Covid 19 posts are getting? Nobody is laughing about it now...
All joking aside, we don't know how much longer this virus is going to be around. All we can do is protect ourselves, stay safe, and stay calm. If we would just work together as a society, things would be easier. So with that, I wish you and your family well, stay safe, and I am going to be praying for you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
Right now, the serious problem humanity is facing is COVID19. "We should stay alive and not catch this virus" shouldn't be a politically divisive statement, and isn't a politically divisive statement in any civilized country.
Load More Replies... Why does everything have to become a liberal bashing comment? Can't you just say "I didn't like the jokes." and that be the end of it. Not everything is about politics.
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Load More Replies... We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
Load More Replies... Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
Have you noticed how much darker Covid 19 posts are getting? Nobody is laughing about it now...
All joking aside, we don't know how much longer this virus is going to be around. All we can do is protect ourselves, stay safe, and stay calm. If we would just work together as a society, things would be easier. So with that, I wish you and your family well, stay safe, and I am going to be praying for you and I hope that you will do the same for me.
Right now, the serious problem humanity is facing is COVID19. "We should stay alive and not catch this virus" shouldn't be a politically divisive statement, and isn't a politically divisive statement in any civilized country.
Load More Replies... Why does everything have to become a liberal bashing comment? Can't you just say "I didn't like the jokes." and that be the end of it. Not everything is about politics.
Load More Replies... If you don't like the entirely free content provided then don't click on it. There's an entire internet to choose from.
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