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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do yourself a favour and look at South Africa as well. Numbers keep on rising but we are almost back to "normal" June 1 they are going to open the provincial borders for domestic travel.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Georgia, and Governor Kemp - who stole the election with voter suppression - has allowed some busineses to reopen, including bowling alleys. Bowling alleys? I yi yi!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, I live in the US and I am not going out except for shopping even when my state re-opens... I am honestly scared for me and my families lives...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently read an article about how the "Spanish" flu affected my small town. The first wave didn't make an impact. The second and third waves killed some people. Since the virus is till out there, it seems to do okay in hot countries, and some idiots are determined not to be careful then I plan to continue to be very careful.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shut down is scary for wage earners who can't work at home. I get that. I wish there was a solution. Early on, I thought why not test all workers, let the infected ones go into quarantine and let the rest go to work. But then...there were no test kits to be had...and then along came the asymptomatic... then there were those who'd rather carry an assault rifle than wear a mask...so there went my idea.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG is this the divine revelation of a prophet????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does this mean the we are in danger????? no way!!!!!!!!! --~--

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy f*ck that wave and the sailboat better not be part of the same picture.

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Aleksey Elfstrom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I warned that this would happen that's why I'm continuing to avoid leaving the house until I'm told the virus has been eradicated. See yall in sixty years

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Laurentiu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's right ... we'll jump over the waves.Some will be able to, others will not

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Harley Hans Hoglin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Texas opened May 1. Numbers climbing every day. People stopped wairing gloves and masks, because hay we're open. Our back governor said the economy is more important than human lives. So we're doomed.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

corona virus is here to stay, might as well get a surfboard

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L Duncan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, have we fixed the medical capacity issue or not? https://covid19.healthdata.org/united-states-of-america

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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