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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you shouldn't go back into your car with the mask you wore outside because some of the germs can land in your car and float int he air, you sniff it up and u out to the hospital bish

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Charlotte
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god. Please only do this if your car has a sink where you can wash your hands after placing your POTENTIALLY CONTAMINATED mask in a sealed bag ready for washing!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twice recently, I've seen the same elderly couple walking on the sidewalk in front of my house. Both had masks, but BOTH TIMES, the man had his pulled down below his chin, and the woman was holding hers in her hand!

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Evripidou Maria
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you have to be careful when you remove it. Dont touch your face as you pick up the straps and use disinfectant afterwards. The mask surface can be full of viruses

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Tovah Roche
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so envious. I have to wear mine in the car because I'm high risk and I share the car with someone who adamantly refuses to wear one (I only leave the house for doctors).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So leave that stubborn person who doesn't care about your health behind

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I swore off bras when this s**t started. Only room for one of these types of feelings in life.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true ! Especially in the Phoenix AZ area where I live and it's already well over 100F in May!!

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So... you guys have been wearing a mask over your boobs?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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