We’re all craving something sweet and soothing during the quarantine. So why not try out that banana bread recipe that's been hanging on your fridge for over two years now? I mean, the ten boxes of eggs, aka your coronapocalypse hoard, ain't gonna bake themselves.

The pans are flying in no time and the solo baking show is on. The timer goes off and there you have it—a doughy monstrosity and impressive baking fail. Bored Panda has collected the most unsuccessful attempts right down below that will hopefully spark your inner chef, because whatever you make… it can’t be that bad. Been there, baked that? Share your quarantine bake-off stories in the comments! 

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Just don’t ask...

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Rem
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1 year ago

It's grown a tentacle

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AJu
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1 year ago

Laughed very much at the caption :D

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Bill
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1 year ago

"Its a its aaah rocket ship.yeah a rocketship. " "Death to Smoochie" a great adult humor Robin Williams movie

Cici Qiu
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1 year ago

No, it's an upside-down "T".

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Kesam
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1 year ago

Please don't use white icing! 😱

Toast Of Saint Louis
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1 year ago

Please do lol

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Tami Bridges
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1 year ago

They are beautifully perfect...for a bachelorette party anyway lol

Claudette Payton
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1 year ago

Agree 🤣

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Jackie Day
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1 year ago

I have not laughed that hard in a really long time. I'm an RN, needed the laugh! They don't look ANYTHING like lighthouses..

juan McCauley
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1 year ago

Maybe the lighthouses on Fire Island.

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Cyndie Varin
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1 year ago

It reminds me of what I'm missing so much during quarantine. Bakeries, of course.

desert29rat
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1 year ago

Nice x-rated cookies.

EA
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1 year ago

Who made a lighthouse cookie cutter and thought that was a great idea?! No way it could go wrong and look anything like a very similar shape...

Pretty Pangolin
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1 year ago

Yes, that cutter was just setting them up for failure, LOL.

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Hermione Granger
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1 year ago

Hmmmm. Moving on..... lol

Miss Cris
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1 year ago

They can be rabbit heads!

elia 84631
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1 year ago

Or elephant proboscis to draw elephant faces on it

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Carla Partington
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1 year ago

At least there is a good explanation, because I never would have thought of lighthouse cookies!!!

Brent Kaufman
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1 year ago

maybe she was thinking of Toll House cookies.

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Harold Summer
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1 year ago

Big clue: "I'm from Florida"

backatya
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1 year ago

FL wouldn't make me think of Lighthouses. Alligators might

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Catherine Bogert
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1 year ago

Sexiest cookies I have seen in a while! They made my day!

Danimal
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1 year ago

to be fair, even if they did turn out well, without detailed decoration, they would still look like penis's.

Cream Pie
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1 year ago

Even the mold look like di*k. 😂

Annabeth Chase
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1 year ago

they look like mushrooms...not anything else...

Gary Schumacher
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1 year ago

you mean the big dick in the WH Trump don't you ;)

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Id row
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1 year ago

Yeah, that was never a lighthouse cookie cutter, lol.

Alejandro Villegas
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1 year ago

err... maybe not really a lighthouse

arthur lindsay coker
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1 year ago

well, they're flashers

Tracy Wallick
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3 months ago

thatsapeni...88d25e.gif thatsapenis-reaction-60c5fba88d25e.gif

Johanne Larochelle
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3 months ago

So many puns, so little that are respectable.... haha different party I guess...

Meme master
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8 months ago

its a d**k

Aaron Grossman
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1 year ago

nope its a penis

Maria Rohlen
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1 year ago

ReDICKulus!

Ximenna Jimenez
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1 year ago

Uhhhhhh, just dont explain what this looks like.....

Helen Hoyle
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1 year ago

Pissed myself laughing. Thankyou😂

ROBERT NELSON
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1 year ago

funny

Shannon McHenry
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1 year ago

Love it!! I once used a penis cake mold to make a lighthouse cake. Only one person noticed.

Sandi Schoof
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1 year ago

Don't hand those out to little kids please. Hahahaha.

Kimberly Harrell
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1 year ago

my mind went x rated lol

Asztrik Szabó
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1 year ago

Its a dickake he he

Shinomi Chan
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1 year ago

Yup.. a lighthouse... suuuuure.

kriss kobashi
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1 year ago

She have to add 2 eyes each of it, so she could say "I tried to make elephant heads, but it seems didn't work"

sharron lynn parsons
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1 year ago

A good laugh for this !!!

Shampoo
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1 year ago

You spelled “lighthouse” wrong

Diana Kanska
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1 year ago

Let's just not...

Breana Fisher
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1 year ago

Hello, Tommy Lee!

Lynn Hurley
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1 year ago

lighting the way

Blain Rumage
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1 year ago

they look like the letter T

Gary Schumacher
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1 year ago

l'm not saying a word :)

Suzy Armstrong
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1 year ago

Love them - I will visit that lighthouse any day!

Ildiko Okido
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1 year ago

Why on earth would you want to bake lighthouse shaped cookies anyway?

Lynne StJohn
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1 year ago

A dick with balls. Nice try!

Lynne StJohn
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1 year ago

Dick with balls. Nice try!

Mary Yanez
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1 year ago

I'd need to eat these ones in private. Lol

Cindy Snow
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1 year ago

Well hey people make penis cookies for bachelorette parties...

Kate Johnson
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1 year ago

This is an old picture, and it's missing the other part of the post which actually showed the lighthouse cookie-cutters.

Deborah Sita
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1 year ago

Lol

Mumof1
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1 year ago

err...I'm guessing you already know :)

Jacquelyn Baker
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1 year ago

Still laughing

Nivardo Chandler Dufresne
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1 year ago

Lighthouse huh!🤦🏿‍♂️

Audrey G Barachina
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1 year ago

How should i say penises

Audrey G Barachina
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1 year ago

testicles

Kim Lorton
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1 year ago

Looks like a dick of a situation!

Adit Danhorn
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1 year ago

mushroom clouds

Christine Cameron-Dow
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1 year ago

Now we know it really is a Gingerbread Man.

Thomas Es Thomas
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1 year ago

How they do it? Buy six or eight identical metal cookie cutters and spray them with non-stick cooking spray, then bake the biscuits in the shapes, like you do cupcakes.

maya P.K
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1 year ago

dicks lol

Viki Banaszak
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1 year ago

Perfect!

backatya
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1 year ago

Even the cookie cutter is not the shape of FL

serge
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1 year ago

Unsolicited dick pic hahahahaha

serge
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1 year ago

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Matthew Adamson
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1 year ago

r u supposed to suck the cookies or just chew them?

Glenna Elliott
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1 year ago

Add some icing, and they will be good. They look more like a cactus.

rehabisforquitters
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1 year ago

I don't know why everyone thinks those look like penises...

Kim Markey
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1 year ago

That will surely get a seamen's attention.

Endishere
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1 year ago

no body has any guts to say that they were like penises? :-D

Laurentiu
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1 year ago

It would indicate some cream...whipped cream

Sara Mccracken
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1 year ago

There is a town in Portugal that makes these on purpose... they are gifts a man can present to his sweetheart like a Valentine card.

Claudia Wilch
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1 year ago

I don't think they look like lighthouses . . . I could give you another guess . .

Hilary DeWeerd
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1 year ago

Uncircumcised.

Aiden Lucas
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1 year ago

no one will say what they look like so I will. they look like a bunch of dingle-dongers.

JJM
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1 year ago

Interesting.

SF Angel
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1 year ago

Icing! Pass the icing before they demonetize me!

Bindi Adams
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1 year ago

Amazingly surreal😂😂😂

David Kichi
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1 year ago

Another first time victim of whoever it was that designed this cookie cutter, is it safe to say only master bakers can safely use it without it's intended consequence? Lol

Kaytal Johnson
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1 year ago

I don't want to be rude and say what these look like.... but good job they just need some white icing.

Lynn Morello
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1 year ago

At least the kids can't take them to school.

Magpie
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1 year ago

I feel like I can smell them. Are they peanut butter?

Janis Wise
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1 year ago

I doubt those rockets will fly, what say you? Lighthouses! Sure, you go with that honey.

Sharon-Shay Walsh
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1 year ago

I think it looks like a pointing finger. Yeah that's what it looks like.

Pamela E Brueckner
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1 year ago

Ha ha ha...no words but I really have to use my imagination to see lighthouse ha ha ha

Valerie Walker
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1 year ago

Penises

Tatjana Debus
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1 year ago

👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣😂

Rã. R. Field
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1 year ago

Looks like the emoji nose... sheesh they are scary in any shade👃🏻& sending a kiss on the nose feels rather wrong too:)

Bettye McKee
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1 year ago

A l little icing will fix them right up.

pony33
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1 year ago

I think you have something on your mind. Are you presently single???

Kathryn Sutherland
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1 year ago

That’s what she said...lol

lilian covany
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1 year ago

I´m pretty sure we all know what they really look like... Lmao

melbfk
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1 year ago

Not like any light house I've ever seen. It's ok, you're from Florida!

Bored Silly
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1 year ago

Bachelorette party anyone.

Shelby McClain
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1 year ago

Lmfao

Sharon Madsen
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1 year ago

Too funny!!

Donald Holder
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1 year ago

Well it might make some people's night light up!

Tiffiny
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1 year ago

Skip the baking powder next time

melanie bly
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1 year ago

That's right! and there blasten off!!!

CARMEN FLORES
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1 year ago

They look like.....er..hmm....Oh, I can't say..lol

Sheila Ryan
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1 year ago

Lol! They look great!

Jenifer Halpern
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1 year ago

I had a HARD time thinking about this one!

Chris DiFonso
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1 year ago

Are you happy to see me, or is that a lighthouse cookie in your hand?

Chris DiFonso
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1 year ago

I knew pretty much everything in Florida was different, I shouldn't be surprised that the shape of lighthouses is also different

Dorothy Cloud
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1 year ago

That dough had a mind of it's own!

Garth Robinson
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1 year ago

I think the mix needed to be a bit firmer before turning out and rolling.... just sayin'.

Kathy Shann
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1 year ago

Lol

Pilar Toro
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1 year ago

Penis anyone?

Joanne Hudson
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1 year ago

Mmmm close.

Pamela Grove
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1 year ago

There are "interesting". I can SEE why everyone laughed. I hope you don't have an extremely conservative family. This is a cake of spreading. There are several things which cause this but next time, if you followed instructions EXACTLY, place sheet of unbaked cookies in freezer 5 minutes or refrigerator 15 minutes before placing in oven. Chilled cookie dough does not spread nearly as much.

Pam Cole
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1 year ago

Funnu😂😂😂😂

jimin's jams.
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1 year ago

im pretty sure his wife enjoyed them

Mary Jaye
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1 year ago

looks like ummm man's body part.....

AQUINNAH POLOZOLA
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1 year ago

how did this not come to ur mind when u made them

Karol Partridge
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1 year ago

YouKNOW how they turned out.

Christina Chambers
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1 year ago

Those look like very "friendly" lighthouses. 😂

Calliope Klitou
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1 year ago

Sorry don't want to sound mean but they look like d***s to me lol

Elizabeth Roethle Crawford
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1 year ago

Best batch of porn cookies I've ever seen, how did they taste

Jessica Cifelli
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1 year ago

If you ice them right they can be Sorting Hats...some of them. The rest... bachelorette party

Valentina Vitale
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1 year ago

Weirdly tantalizing

PJ Moorrees
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1 year ago

Bit of a cock-up.

PJ Moorrees
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1 year ago

Bit of a cock-up...

Joseph Krauter
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1 year ago

that's awesome. lol

Shawn Lawlor
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1 year ago

ROFLMMFAO! so NOT a lighthouse! 😂

Noaki Sari
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1 year ago

Did the cookie taste good?

Cip IESAN
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1 year ago

Mmmm... mushrooms?

Paulo Antonio Moreira
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1 year ago

Yeah. Like the "tentacle" I've seen above.

PanditoBandito
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1 year ago

Well, what did you think they would look like? I mean who actually sees a lighthouse when you look at the cutter?

Lennyn Arndt
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1 year ago

Its giant noses, right?

Dutch VanZandt
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1 year ago

Next time maybe stick to stars?

Maureen Rouse
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1 year ago

Sorry... can't see a lighthouse. Looks more like a bit of male anatomy!

Virginia Abbott
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1 year ago

Those are my cookies !!

CHUA YEE HWEE
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1 year ago

its not badd,compared to mine hehe

Lewis Brydges
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1 year ago

I mean, decorate it right and it can still light up someone's night...

Daniel Payne
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1 year ago

OMG it comes with practice

Daniel Payne
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1 year ago

something nice to nibble on

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Daniel Payne
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1 year ago

OMG LOL I love it it comes with practice

Laura Martin
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1 year ago

Very excited lighthouses!

Joyce Deering
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1 year ago

Lighthouses huh? Sorry. I just couldn't visualize lighthouses. ...nevermind. :p

Abby Taylor
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1 year ago

Here the real scoop. These cookies were not made by this person. My friend made these cookies and posted this picture on Facebook on March 26, 2020. He made them in MICHIGAN because Michigan has, you know, over 200 lighthouses, while Florida has...30. I looked at this persons twitter and I realized she is a liberal with level 11 TDS. Then I realized that it’s probably her usual MO to steal and lie about things she didn’t do.

Bryan Kilgore
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1 year ago

X-Rated cookies what were you thinking.

TJ RC
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1 year ago

Settle for simple but cute shapes otherwise people are gonna get wrong ideas about you. Dough will never turn out the way we want them to.

Patty Leaton
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1 year ago

instead of pointing the finger point your penis

Johanne Trudeau
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1 year ago

No comment here would be appropriate..LOL!!!!

dancebe4thestorm
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1 year ago

Lighthouse..yeah, totally a lighthouse XD

Tammy Barrett Henson
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1 year ago

Awesome! Send us your recipe for these 'lighthouses'.

Michael Nebab
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1 year ago

They turned out maybe tangentially related to how many people feel about florida.

Brent Kaufman
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1 year ago

Hey all you, Stop laughing. They do get wrinkly like that when you get up in years, like you do. But still just as good, or better, to eat.

Reem Hamze
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1 year ago

It looks nice to serve to people whose names start with the letter T, because your cookie looks like the letter T

Brenda Owens
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1 year ago

It's a pi I-wini.

aleem ud din
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1 year ago

hiding it from my kids!

未周 陸
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1 year ago

Now, it's ... #StayAtHone & #BeReProductive?!

Dorothy Parker
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1 year ago

Just looking at the cookie cutter should have hinted at the result.

Annette Christopherson
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1 year ago

The icing will make or break these. :)

Vivienne Rubin
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1 year ago

There was a great seafood restaurant near West Palm years ago, close to a lighthouse. (Arthur's Landing??) They had an ice-cream dessert that was covered in a red candy shell. It was served straight up on the plate.

Anna-Marie Buchner
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1 year ago

I love it and laughed so hard thanks for the laughs

Anna-Marie Buchner
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1 year ago

love it laughed out loud

The Emerald Triangle
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1 year ago

Oh there is going to be one hell of a baby boom in 9 months.

Kim Bush
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1 year ago

I used to be a baker and had a few x-rated cake requests.... These would have been a great addition to the order

elfin
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1 year ago

They're sort of flaccid.

d bradley
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1 year ago

may taste good, but they look hard to make

Sue_Doe
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1 year ago

Straight from Cape Canaveral....to Houston, we have another problem.

Carmen Honacker
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1 year ago

HAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, lighthouses *eye roll*

Jeanne Fearson
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1 year ago

Change the name and called them a success!

vivian moore
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1 year ago

hahahahahahahahah

Bruno Duarte
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1 year ago

Just some fat T's

Kathy's Spegal
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1 year ago

Good, u had to work at that design.

Robin Childers
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1 year ago

Maybe stick with round cookies next time?

Lisa McClure
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1 year ago

Sorry, this was kind of a foregone conclusion, lol.

Kate S
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1 year ago

Exactly what do Floridian lighthouses look like ??

Ellie
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1 year ago

"Would you like some phallic shaped cookies?"

Gaynor Taylor
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1 year ago

Um. That's no light House.

Norman Morgan
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1 year ago

Too much penis butter!

Nora H.
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1 year ago

I think the author of this recipe had a secret evil agenda. This is no unlucky coincidence...

Nora H.
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1 year ago

Was about to add that some frosting might save it.. but nahhh. It won't.

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Ben Job
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1 year ago

Like penises

A
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1 year ago

I have an Eiffel Tower cookie cutter that produces the same results. Every. Time.

Sue Prewitt
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1 year ago

Just a helpful hint, if you want one. Put them in the fridge for 1/2 between cutting them and baking them.. Still look tasty though.

weatherwitch
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1 year ago

Oh my stars 😂😂😂😂

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

There is a deleted comment. I probably see what that person saw.

Karen Dyer
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1 year ago

good for anatomy class

Lyop
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1 year ago

Turned out to be such dicks.

Dani Allen
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1 year ago

This photo is actually STOLEN from my cousin. The cookie cutter is of St Abbs in the North of England. Gotta steal photos now just to make a funny article eh? #Thieves

Hermione Granger
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1 year ago

Its not stolen if they tell you where they got it from. The account name is right there.

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Gipsy Kings fan
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1 year ago

There is a cookie cutter made intentionally for cookies to turn out this way -- the "Male Anatomy Cookie Cutter," available on Amazon: ;-) https://www.amazon.com/Anatomy-Penis-Cookie-Cutter-4-625/dp/B07P2SQN3D

kate h
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1 year ago

#bagofdicks

Alemanriq Ig
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1 year ago

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who has a lighthouse cutter...

Aragorn II Elessar
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1 year ago

This person

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You’re not the only one considering making banana bread. The global pandemic has turned many into avid home bakers. In fact, there are so many of them that suppliers have been forced to increase production.

Bloomberg reports that baking staples have become a sort-of luxury. Baking yeast sales were up 457% over last year for the week ending March 28. Flour was up 155%, butter up 73%, baking powder up 178%, and eggs up 48%.

Robert Harper, the president at Hopkinsville Milling Co., said the company is packing twice as much flour as usual. Harper commented: “It started to look like Thanksgiving and Christmas all rolled into one. People have time on their hands and are trying to save some money.”

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Rabbit Carrot
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1 year ago

Cut them up post bake when they’re still a little soft. Or if they’re a little hard crumble them up into large chunks and sprinkle on ice cream. Nom.

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My make-shift attempt at making a bunny failed me, but I think I baked a fat cat instead? 

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Mark
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1 year ago

Thinks first picture was the after, looks at second picture, what the hell!!!!

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Vicky Zar
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1 year ago

How can you forget flour? Its the main ingredient most of the time

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Bored Panda contacted Beth Coombes, a professional pastry chef and the owner of bespoke bakery Pili Pala Cakehouse, who told us about everything you need to know to bake in quarantine like a pro.

Beth suggests always reading your recipe in full before just going for it. “Baking is such a science and things must be done in the correct order to achieve the end result you want,” she explained. Plus, always weigh your ingredients before starting so you can concentrate on the method while making it.

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So...this looked to be baking perfectly and happily in the oven...this was the surprise on the other side

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Shirin Hashim
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1 year ago

Was it trying to escape?

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“Ummm....are the cinnamon buns supposed to try and escape from the pan?

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Human #1,232,867
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1 year ago

Love it, look so cool!

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Epextecation vs reality

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rai mei
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1 year ago

it's still cute :)

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The pastry chef named a couple of beginner’s mistakes that are best to avoid. One of the most common ones is setting the oven to the right temperature. “Cakes cook on so many different temperatures to get different results, so don’t think 'ah, this temp will do,' as it might not work, and you’ll learn that the hard way.”

Another common mistake that anyone who is new to baking could make is simply not knowing the technique. “For example, 'beating' or 'folding' techniques. If you’re not sure what a word means, give it a little google first and you’ll be good to go.”

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

You can use them in a barbecue now!

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

It looks delicious anyway

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Rissie
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1 year ago

But how? It really isn't that hard...

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If you can decide on a recipe to try out when in quarantine, Beth has shared her super-easy salted caramel brownies recipe with all the Pandas out there. The ingredients you’ll need are: 170g dark chocolate, 170g unsalted butter, 3 eggs, 225g caster sugar, 50g cocoa, 50g plain flour, ½ tsp sea salt, 100g salted caramel.

“Preheat your oven to 150℃ and line a 11”/8” tin. First, melt the chocolate and butter together and leave to cool for a couple of minutes. Then, whisk your eggs and sugar together until combined before adding your chocolatey butter mixture. Continue to gently whisk until it all comes together, then add your cocoa powder, flour, and salt. Fold this together, to make sure it’s all smooth and combined—it will be super-thick and shiny.”

“Lastly, add half of your salted caramel to the brownie, fold, and combine. Pour this in the tin, then drizzle and swirl the other half through the brownie. Give it a couple of taps on the table to level it out and bake it in the oven for 20-25 minutes.” 

“Once ready, it should still be a little wobbly in the center, but crusted and set around the edges. You must leave this to cool for a few hours before cutting into squares and indulging—trust me, it will totally be worth it!” Bon appetit!

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Baking fail. My macarons exploded and didn’t grow feet.
I’m pretty sure it had to do with my almond flour. I made my own and I think it was too moist. I haven’t been able to find ready made almond flour but almonds are readily available. I’m gonna try again

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

Macarons are very difficult to do. Yours look arty in some way.

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In my attempt at making pizza, i discovered my yeast had expired in 2010. And the supermarkets had ran out of yeast. Then I read about making yeast from dried fruit. I used dried longan and here is an interesting outcome. The dough was stretchy and after baking, I ended up with a very pleasant tasting crispy and slightly chewy sweetish flatbread. It went really well with crunchy peanut butter

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Emperor Kitten
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1 year ago

Or make a sourdough starter. You won't get your pizza for a week, but it'll be awesome.

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Rabbit Carrot
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1 year ago

Failed rainbow cookies look like cool mined gem cookies.

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Sadly my challahday easter bunny didn't quite work out. Seems to have come down with some hip dysplasia, ear disconnection, and a touch of elephantiasis in the oven... I think the main culprits here were uneven working of the various strands, slight underproofing, and perhaps some rusty baking skills. Next time..

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ZombieGirl
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1 year ago

It actually doesn't look too bad

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#17

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Nawal Wali
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1 year ago

That oval is going to be me by the end of all this

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#18

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Perfumista Perfumista
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1 year ago

You've been burning

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#19

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A bit too much of baking soda

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Mark
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1 year ago

Congratulations you made..........................a mess!

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#20

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Sweet f’n dreams people!!

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Nawal Wali
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1 year ago

This ones seen things

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#21

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I think I made the peanut butter cookies a bit too big.

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Johnny Farnen
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1 year ago

No such thing as a peanut butter cookie made too big.

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#22

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He’s baaaaaa-ck! 3. Oh no!! 4. Sleepy sheepy

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Mark
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1 year ago

Googly eyes would have helped along with a derpy smile.

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#23

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Collin Lyle
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1 year ago

Baking is science, lol

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#24

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I tried to make pretzels and they went MUTANT 

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Tabitha L
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1 year ago

Yummy. Pretzel rolls!!

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#25

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

Oven in a too low temperature

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#26

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i am normally a good baker. i found a recipe for egg custard pie. i told my husband 2 go 2 the store to get the ingredients (only 1 person per family is allowed in the store and i cannot be trusted because i come home with a whole bunch of junk food lol). 1 of the ingredients were pie crust, i told him the pie crust are in the refrigerated section near the eggs and where the cookie dough is. he came home with pie crust from the freezer in a pie plate already....i have never seen these in my life and the pie dish was not deep. this was the outcome of using pie crust i have never made before. apparently the egg custard somehow got under the pie crusts while baking, and that big bubble in the middle is the pie crust

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Maiun
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1 year ago

Lesson 1. Make your own pie crust. Lesson 2. Pastry formula: half fat to flour. EG. 8 oz flour 4 oz fat. Lesson 3. Use butter, freeze it, grate it into the flour, cut together with a butter knife, add COLD water( 1/4 to 1/2 a cup) gradually, stirring gently until dough comes together, leave in fridge for 30 mins before rolling out (this lets the gluten in the flour relax and stops the pastry being tough) Enjoy

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#27

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rai mei
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1 year ago

ummm.. too much heat?

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#28

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Adam C
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1 year ago (edited)

But why use a 30 year old dough?