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You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.

Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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Golden Boy

Golden Boy

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Nebula
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They’re really loyal too. All my neighbors who have dogs have golden retrievers

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Crorcodole

Crorcodole

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Pasca Mouse
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is reaally cute and i love him so much and GET OUT OF HIS SWAMP

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Pom

Pom

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Alycia Bell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can confirm with 100% accuracy that they will do ANYTHING for chimken nuggers, garbage nuggers, ant covered nuggers, they want them in their sassy little moufs

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