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2018 was all about diversity in the movies, film industries tried their best to include different ethnicities, races, body types, and sexual orientations. So for the first time, more people found themselves being a protagonist of a captivating Hollywood movie than ever before. But even though that sounds like a huge step towards an inclusive and diverse movie industry, there is still a long way to go. Nowadays, movies are filled with hilarious clichés that just don't make any sense, and there is no chance any of them would work in the real world, especially when it comes to professions. Imagine being a freelance photographer in New York, living in a huge apartment with a walk-in closet and going for dinner every single evening. If that was the case, you know that every employee at Bored Panda would be a New York resident by now. One Twitter user got so sick of these stupid clichés he Tweeted one and it quickly became a viral thread, scroll down to see if there's one about your profession!

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_invasion

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Fred Burrows
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CSI Miami always had over the top tech and an unlimited budget . My favorite was the DNA field test that worked instantly .

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Fred Burrows
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Penelope can get your dog's vet's second cousin's owned properties in three seconds .

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were a suburban housewife, I would devOUR EVERYTHING AND FEED THIS HUNGRY FLESH PRISON.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is way too common. They even had one of the muses in Disney's Hercules basically be that cliche.

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Giovanni
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i've never understood this, she is clearly hot even before the makeover why all the shock?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The husband also tends to act like an overgrown child and is not very smart, but his wife puts up with him and loves him nonetheless.

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violetta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the person carrying me only has one bag, never two, and when bag falls to ground after person is bumped into (by long lost love, handsome stranger, etc) there are always smashed eggs and tomatoes and never tampons and toilet paper.

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Sel Bonda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and, atleast a car and a bike would dangle and fall, always in long shot, and, there would be a cute kid crying for candy, and ...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Doctor? Wheeling a gurney? A spouse being allowed to leave the waiting room? WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS?!?! A parallel universe?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But if it's you in the news you turn the tv off right when they get to the part abou*click*

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, I'm the city of New York. I almost always get casted in a drama film where people fall from skyscrapers.

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Fred Burrows
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switching bodies , time travel or waking up to your other life will work well .

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Andres Tejeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the call ever too common "Call ME!" and never actually know the other persons name or phone number.

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Allie G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I place my back against the door despite the fact the person I'm running from is carrying an axe...which conveniently misses my head when slammed through the door. Thanks for not aiming where I should logically be!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, and one phrase: "sir, you are not allowed in" while someone pushes through the door ignoring me

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though it fails fairly well in some old Doris Day movie... is it That Touch of Mink with Cary Grant? Sorry - I like old movies.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...with a sneer, then walk away while glaring at prosecutor (cut to shot of worried-looking DA and ADA).. then it's on to a Domino's commercial.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to see a new take on this where the reporter just looks through the villains social media accounts and finds something incriminating from a decade ago.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm college student, after the bell that indicates that the college class period is I don't bother to finish my notes before either jetting out of the room like a bolt or waving down the pro, who totally answers my qustions. Mostly tho I just party. Its a good thing I don't also have a job.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, I'm a child born disabled in a movie. I exist only so that my non-disabled parents, teachers and everyone I come in contact with can learn valuable life lessons and become more kind and accepting. I have no characteristics outside my disability.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and, i always carry a serene look, and walk in aisle as if i am carrying eggs in a basket, and ...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a youtube video where a man proves that duct tape gags are also very non-effective.

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a rag stuck in your mouth can be pretty effective. check out debbie carter murder details - she had a washcloth stuffed into her mouth so bad that she basically chewed on her own cheeks trying to spit it out, to no avail, before dying

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Rafaella Bueno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that the post is about just covering the mouth with a rag rather than putting the rag inside the person's mouth. I know what they wrote, but the usual movie scenario is the useless rag just over the person's mouth so it can just be pushed aside.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually its not always a rag. Sometimes its just a cloth that they tied over the mouth and the person whos been tied up and gagged is tied to a chair and used as bait

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Lilibeth Rodriguez
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Their hands are tied at the front, which they could use to pull the duct tape or gag but they don’t

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There used to be a T,V. series about The Marine boot camp in which a locker opened and the D.I. stepped out fully dressed for the wake up call . That was bad a*s impressive .

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I haven't been able to hold down a relationship because the scoop always comes first. He left because I kept cancelling on him.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cops or no cops bankers are not allowed to give any information to any individual or entity without written consent from the account owner. For cops or any other entity to get any kind of information on an account that they are not the owner of will need a subpoena form the court. Which needs to be sent to banks main office where it will go thru banks legal department and information will be shared via mail back to requesting agency. All this will never happen over in a branch. If this happens in a branch and it comes to light not only banks can get fined and/or lose its banking license but individual providing such information can face fines and/or prison time. Just saying.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one that gets me is how little time people on TV are given to answer a door before the visiting person, often the police, rings the doorbell again or assumes someone is out. I'm barely out of my chair and they'd be gone or have bashed my door down.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every Sunday morning all seven of you curl up on and around the coutch in front of the TV wearing the exact same onsies...

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The apple or bagel are the only things that are really in the briefcase.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello! I am a high school principal in a movie. I am a dull, boring killjoy who regularly abuses his/her students, humilliates newcomers or condones bullying without any repercusion -but somehow very concerned about school boards approval- and an enemy of any innovation or inspiration from students or staff. There is always the new teacher who questions my authority.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And always have exactly the right amount of time to finish saying something profound.

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