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Each era has its own folklore and its own myths. In the old days, these were mighty heroes and terrible monsters, then noble knights and beautiful princesses, cowboys shooting without a single miss, and bulletproof superheroes. The contemporary world also has its own myths, and moreover, we face them literally every day.

Ask any software engineer you know how many times in their lives they have been asked to fix a desktop - simply because they are "programmers". Or how many times an accountant - even if they have never dealt with a tax report in their entire professional career - receives requests from acquaintances to sort out their taxes?

Myths, myths and more myths surround literally every profession, and we create these myths ourselves. Just from watching a couple of James Bond films, we are sure that spies spend their lives doing nothing but driving around in luxury cars wearing insanely expensive suits. Just from watching a couple of children's films, we will strongly believe that the workers at the animal shelter have the most wonderful job in the world, as they pet doggos and kitties all day long.

The list is literally endless, and a popular thread starter in the AskReddit community recently helped us by asking people the question: "What's your profession's myth that you regularly need to explain 'It doesn't work like that' to people?" In just a few days, the thread has racked up 2.5K upvotes and over 3.8K comments, bringing together an incredible collection of today's mythology.

To make it easier for you to figure out all this abundance, Bored Panda has made a list of the most popular comments of the original thread. So now feel free to read stories on debunking modern myths, scroll to the very end, and if you have your own professional experience that can also dispel some myth literally in the wind, please be sure to tell us about it in the comments.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Your terminally ill grandmother isn't "becoming addicted" to her pain medication. She's dying in as much comfort and with as much dignity as we can provide.

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LH25
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. MIL was on morphine pretty much on demand at the end of her life. Having an addiction was the least of our worries.

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jovis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked at a home for sick old people and at the end of their lives they were in palliative care (close to dying often almost in an almost comatose state). The nurses used to give them 'too much' morphine to make their suffering shorter. They died with no pain. Totally okay for all of us and probably them aswell

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Amy Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pain Warriors is an excellent documentary. Yes, there is an opioid crisis in America, but not everyone taking them is abusing them. There are many people who can't get through the most basic tasks without them.

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El Dee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many who aren't terminal but are in chronic pain face this slur constantly from others. They face difficulties being prescribed appropriate pain relief from medics also because of this prejudice. They don't attempt to rid you of your pain completely now, just to make it so you can tolerate it. Having pain 24/7 for over 30 years is NOT tolerable, I am NOT an addict..

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Arizona Cowboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have a couple of friends the same. They're not addicts there's just trying to live some semblance of a life through the chronic pain

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Mario Strada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father doctors gave my father two weeks to live. I flew to Italy to be with him in his last days, but the pain he was in made conversation all but impossible. I should preface by saying that my "new age" mother transferred him to a crunchy, new age clinic that probably cost a fortune. I asked the doctors why my father was in so much pain and how much morphine they were giving him, for it clearly wasn't enough. Their answer was "none, we don't want your father to become a junkie". I was flabbergasted, angry, murderous! I said "You gave him 2 weeks to live a week ago, how is he going to get addicted to anything?". They threatened to have security remove me from the premises. I should have: 1) Gone to Campo de' Fiori and buy some heroin for my dad 2) Shoot him up as necessary to relieve his pain 3) Beat both doctors within an inch of their lives after his passing. Not kill them, because I wanted them to suffer like my father did. Butchers! Bigoted, ignorant buffoons. I still have PTSD

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Angi Hillin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I love the hospice option. Hospice will give pain meds and comfort and dignity. Hospitals and doctors only try to prolong life. Thanks to hospice my kids and I got to see the father I knew instead of the pain filled man he was before. He got to enjoy the time he had left.

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Jodie daubenmire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People denying a dying person morphine because of the addiction issue is, well IGNORANT!

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ItsJess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idgi, people are dying, let them have anything that makes them more comfortable.

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smugdruggler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my wife died the nurses were giving her injections of oxycodone and midazolam that would probably have killed me, but it t meant that she died peacefully and without pain or fear. Addiction didn't even cross my mind. And if it had? So what? She was dying of incurable cancer.

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Manny_Flawz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pain isn't the only thing. I watched my friend rapidly go downhill, even though he was on meds, I could tell he was still suffering. Dying sucks, there is no dignity in it. Why do we have this notion that some people must be kept alive at all costs?

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Kitty Jordan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back when cancer was a guaranteed death sentence, the hospital sent my great-grandmother home with morphine and just told her to, "Keep him comfortable". No limits, no suggestions. Just literally the best they could do back then.

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H M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are, but it hardly matters does it, they'll enter rehab later after they die, right?

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Kirsten Kerkhof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And even if she was, it is hardly going to lead to anything, right?

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Vix Spiderthrust
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked in an addiction centre we got a referral for an 85-year-old woman who had terminal cancer and was "addicted" to prescription opioids. F*****g pointless. I don't know if we ever even made her an appointment.

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Arizona Cowboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's heartbreaking to hear and makes me angry in wish measure. Just wish folks would butt out of the lives of others.

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idrow1
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell this to the doctors. I've been reading stories about them making hospice patients suffer because they don't want them to become addicted.

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LC Joyce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Body Autonomy, Dying or Not. Let grown azz people do whatever they want with their body if its not hurting anyone else. THE WAR ON DRUGS IS LOST.

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Blarrg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad was dying of cancer, had weeks to live, but would always worry about developing an addiction to pain medication. He had worked in the legal system his whole life and had seen it destroy a lot of lives, so I get it, but dad,...

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Scott Pinkham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are in pain you don't get addicted to high strength opioids it only happens if the pain lessons and you are still at high dosage levels

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Michelle C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. My grandmother died of cancer A few years ago and only wanted to die in as little pain as possible. I worried that the painkillers might worsen her condition, but her health was failing anyway and she was ready to go home to the Lord otherwise. My family and I could not have asked for more in terms of how well the hospice workers my uncle contracted to care for her in her last days on Earth cared for her. They did a fine job and their hearts for her and making her last days as peaceful and dignified as possible were evident throughout the whole process. I wish I could thank them once more for what they did for her and for our family.

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Alana Voeks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who...who would worry about drug addiction when the person has literally less than 6 months of their life left?

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Adam Francis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don't acquire mental illness from using psychiatric meds

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William Stark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hospice workers are the goat. Made my moms last months less of a chaotic frightening time for all of us.

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Jasam Nitko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Funny" how it's the other way around when you live with chronic pain and need the pain killers to live a worthy life. I have to beg for mercy so that I can 2-3 hours of sleep. I don't deserve more than that because of the risk of me being addicted to the drugs. I just want to have a somewhat pain free life, but the only way to get it is to be dying.

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Samantha Melnychuk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, if you have chronic, legitimate pain, you don't become 'addicted' to pain medication. You become dependent on it. Addiction= willing to steal, hurt people, and other insidious behaviour to get drugs at any cost to achieve an euphoric high or other pleasurable experience. Dependence= increasing dose on your own when your pain is no longer controlled by the original dosage; if this ever becomes the case, it's important to talk to your doctor or pharmacist before it gets out of hand. (I used to be a pharmacist)

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Jennifer Steiner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's it going to do? Kill them? In the last stages of life, my mom would swig her cough syrup. Oldest sister was super upset over it. This became our mantra.

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Gabriela
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandfather and uncle (his son) didn’t want to give grandma any of the morphine that her at-home-hospice nurse provided, for fear that it would only make her sleep all day. She had Alzheimer’s for years and was no longer able to communicate anything. She moaned often in her last year. They couldn’t tell if it was a reflex or if she was in pain. Still, they only gave her over-the-counter pain meds instead of the readily offered morphine. Grandpa loved her so much that he couldn’t willfully “harm” her with strong drugs. I hope she wasn’t in pain. I fear the opposite is actually true.

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Phryne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read studies that people given enough pain medication (usually in Europe) live longer - and have a higher quality of life for longer - than those (in the US) who are restricted , usually due to fears of addiction. THE PERSON IS TERMINAL! Why do we care if they're addicted? They're dying! Let them at least die pain-free (or enact self-euthanasia so they can die sooner).

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Gladys Hayes Southerland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh... They are dying, as in no one gives a c**p how addicted he or she becomes. It's not like they're going to need a fix so they have to get out of 🛏️ & go rob the old coot (also dying) down the hall. Let their last weeks be in as much comfort as possible. Use some sense & stop living out your feelings.

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Carrie Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother is currently end of life in hospice and is on morphine. It's comfort care. It's been so hard and heartbreaking but as long as she's comfortable and in no pain, that is my biggest concern.

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Crystal Ruiz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do they mean "addicted"...the person is dying, even if they got "addicted", and I'm sorry if this sounds rude or harsh, they're dying, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that they're in pain! And nobody wants that.

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Lady Lava
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Thanks and thumbs up to all the great professionals and volunteers in hospices. These people really saw my very ill mother for who she was and what she needed, took all the time for her and us as her family, and did their best to make her last phase of life as comfortable as possible. It didn't make her passing itself less sad, but this was the best place from which she could go peacefully.

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Kate Schenk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some hospitals won't give end of life opiates. They're too worried about being sued. My mother died in excruciating pain because of their policy. We begged for them give her relief, but we were ignored.

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Madeleine
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is extremely poor healthcare and poor judgment, and you should consider suing them for malpractice.

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Lance LaRocque
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also there is some evidence on Psilocybin and psilocin (magic mushrooms) having antidepressant properties and end stage cancer anti anxiety properties. https://www.healthline.com/health-news/benefits-of-medical-mushrooms#Will-psilocybin-ever-be-approved-by-the-FDA?

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Jane W.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt anyone in hospice is going to be hitting up drugstores to get their fix.

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Pearl van cleave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a hospice nurse I let families know that if their loved one improves that we have gentle ways to treat this. My biggest concern is with the patient themselves not taking comfort meds while still able to enjoy life,due to fear of addiction. My response is the same. We can treat that gently without awful withdrawals.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have always taken our little old dogs to the vet to be put down. It's awful and we cry alot but we feel that it is the only way to accompany them into the next phase of their life journey. Our son and daughter in law were devastated to learn that their much loved, and first dig after getting married was not eating or drinking due to kidney problems. They could not bear to go in with her, as she had lost 30lbs and went from 90 to 60lbs of bones. They cried for days and just couldn't even talk about it to each other. So, we all deal with losses differently.. no one way to deal with it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep and the doctors still cut her off because of opiod addiction in country. For shame! So her final years have just been full of pain.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is definitely an overuse on morphine though. when my poppop was on hospice we made the nurses cut back on the morphine because he seemed very uncomfortable bc it made him incapable of enjoying his last weeks and was much more himself when we only gave him the bare minimum to take away the pain. once we cut back the morphine he was able to have one last good day where he was up and talking and joking and happy and then a few days later he stopped eating and drinking and passed in his sleep, which is exactly how he wanted to go

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Kamie Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two members died in hospice and I wish the second one would have been drugged enough before they gave up to not give a s**t. This is a rough road for the patient and the family.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Pet euthanasia. There is a wildly popular post that goes around about how pets dropped off for euthanasia “look around for their owners” and know they’ve been “abandoned”. It’s nonsense, and I will defend clients dropping off until I myself die.

I’ve seen what happens when owners can’t say goodbye so they don’t. The animal suffers for days to weeks until their bodies finally give out. I have literally seen a dog rotting from the inside out, SOMEHOW still alive, but the owner couldn’t commit to euthanasia so she didn’t and that dog suffered tremendously for it.

Everyone has boundaries to what they can handle. Requiring an otherwise loving, doting, and responsible owner to be present when it was all they could do to make the appointment doesn’t help pets the way you think it does.

Furthermore, in the nine years I’ve worked in this industry, I have *never* experienced what is described in that post. Ever. And my colleagues overwhelmingly agree. We love on them and hug them, and tell them they’re a good boy until they pass. **By the logic in that post, you should also never drop off for sedated or anesthetic procedures either because the process begins the same way (with sedation). How is that pet to know that death is imminent? They don’t.**

You’re projecting your emotions onto people who are already suffering, and you’re not helping pets by shaming owners, and my local, professional cohort overwhelmingly agrees.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I take one of my dogs to the vets they hate it, the Vet always asks me or my partner to stay whilst they do whatever it is they are doing in order to calm the dog down and help her/him relax. There is no way on Gods sweet Earth would I leave my dogs alone whilst being euthanised, no matter how much it would kill me inside I will be there at the end giving them my love and comfort ..

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Weight loss surgery is NOT the easy way out. There is nothing easy about getting your stomach resized to hold a cup or less of food, it f***s up your metabolism, eating the wrong things can cause serious pain, and guess what you're on for the rest of your life? A restrictive diet. Because your stomach's tiny but you still need all the nutrients.

Weight loss medications are not the easy way out either. They don't work unless the patient does, and even then, sometimes it takes months to find the right combo of meds. And there's still nutrition and exercise requirements.

Basically, being obese is really hard, and getting to a point where one is no longer obese is also really hard, so when you see someone obese, assume that they're doing their best and could use some kindness.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, there is no ‘easy way out’ of being obese and for some of us it’s not possible at all (disabled, messed up metabolism due to ED and medications…). So don’t look at us and think ‘lazy’

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community No Ma'am, we aren't going to 'shock' (defibrillate) your family member because their heart isn't actually beating.

Defibrillators do not restart a heart, they reset a malfunctioning cardiac rhythm. If the heart isn't at least doing something then our options are CPR and meds until we get some kind of rhythm.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, the hearty-starty machine is actually a hearty-stoppy machine. A heart needs to have a shockable rhythm, that is it needs to be fibrillating (like quivering) in order to be de-fibrillated. To de-fibrillate means to stop its rhythm which usually, and certainly hopefully, prompts the heart to restart itself in a sinus rhythm.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Antibiotics don't work on viral diseases.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? You mean you need to let a virus run its course and treat the symptoms or take an anti-viral!?

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Child welfare investigator here

My job isn’t “hard” for the reasons most people think: constantly being exposed to and interviewing abused children

It’s hard because 90% of the time, it’s just disgruntled exes calling on each other over nothing..and dealing with grown adults’ drama is exhausting af.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep!! My friend's ex husband called CPS on her and put her life into a tailspin. She did absolutely nothing wrong. The incident in question? Their daughter was angry her phone was taken away as punishment so she told her dad her mom threw the phone at her face. My daughter was there when it happened and said that it was an absolute lie. She felt really bad for not backing up her friend, but I told her the truth was more important. It cost my friend thousands of dollars to fight him in court.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Just because I’m a psychologist doesn’t mean I’m immune to psychological disorders or distress.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I'm a retired used bookstore owner. People were always saying "Oh, I would love to own a bookstore. You can read all day.". Um, no. It's actually a lot of hard, physical work, (boxes of books are heavy), lots of bending and reaching. And then you get to clean the store and do the paperwork. Owning any retail store is not an easy job!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but anyone who thought owning a book store would mean „reading all day“ is an idiot

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Retail. If an employee tells you they're sold out of that hot sale item. They're sold out. They're not hoarding them in the backroom, because f**k you. They know they're sold out, because you're the 10th person to ask about it, in the last 20 minutes.

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Linus G.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But could you please check in the back? Where you have all the extra ones.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Former pastry chef, and still work in a hotel. No I do not make amazing food at home. I barely survive on a diet of cereal, sandwiches and chocolate bars. Pot noodles if I’m feeling fancy.

Also most people in the industry are either junkies or alcoholics to cope with the brutal schedule. My extended family still can’t fathom me working the amount out of hours a week I work.

Also we do not enjoy weddings, they are fun to attend, but nothing but a headache to run.

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Amy Taylor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The restaurant industry sounds a lot like the film industry, lol. People are in utter disbelief when I tell them that I work 18 hour days a lot, and that a 10 hour day is a "short" day in my industry.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community When I was building decks I remember a lot of people asked for shorter railings because it'd look nicer. I totally agree, but if 42" is the minimum in this state we're gonna do 42"

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Although I'm a skilled teacher the students need to do the learning. I can't do it for them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a language teacher, teaching English to kids and teenagers. As a native speaker it's astounding how much English grammar that I wasn't actually taught in school and I now have to learn myself as it was considered common knowledge in my native UK.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community No doctor does all aspects of medicine and surgery.. it’s specialized and sub specialized. Obviously in more rural areas people do more, but for the most part, complex things get sent to very specialized folks and a doctor like House would never exist (and anyone who acted like him would be fired in about a week)

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Being a car machenic that specializes in a couple of cars. We dont know everything about how to fix the car out of our heads. we use youtube a lot to figure out stuf we dont know.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community "I have this great idea for a book. You write it, and we'll split the profits."


Nope.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community That vet techs get to play with puppies and kittens all day. It’s a physically and mentally exhausting job.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Wearing glasses doesn't make your eyes worse. There are so many misconceptions and so much false reasoning that goes into that one belief that I don't even know where to start. But I'll try anyway I guess.

1) "I noticed my eyes got blurry only after wearing glasses!" That is because your eyes have adjusted to seeing things with more clarity. So of course you're now going to notice when you're missing that clarity whether it be because you took off your glasses or your prescription has changed.
2) "Wearing glasses cause eye strain!" No it doesn't. Your usual eye strain is from working long hours or staring at screens. But you're only noticing it now because the adjustment period when getting glasses for the first time or when getting a new prescription does increase eye strain until you adjust.
3) "I used to never need glasses but now I need new ones every two years! My eyes are getting worse because of glasses!" Refer back to 1. But also you didn't need glasses previously because your eyesight wasn't s**tty enough for you to notice yet or be really othered by it yet. That doesn't mean you didn't actually need them. Your eyesight was probably changing every year even while you didn't notice. Now that you are used to seeing with clarity, you'll notice when things aren't clear and crisp anymore.

I have dealt with many adults who insist they don't need glasses, either distance or reading or both, because they just don't want to concede that their vision isn't great anymore. These are adults with nearsightedness, astigmatism, and sometimes who even need reading correction. And they can't see s**t. Like why are you so stubborn.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I work in childcare and no, I don’t just get to play all day and have fun. I have to deal with behavioral issues, developmental delays, diapers, injuries, curriculum, art projects, huge messes during mealtime, working with one other person to put 12+ toddlers down for nap, etc. Of course it’s fun at times but dealing with all of that is so stressful.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community The "defense attorney" aspect of law

It's not your job to lie, deceive, and cheat to get your client acquitted. You give them the best legal defense so that they receive the due process that everyone has a right to.

*"The job of the defense is to make sure the prosecution does theirs."*

If your client is guilty, then the prosecution should be able to prove it fair and square. If they can't then the quality of evidence does not meet the minimum standard and your client should go free. Full stop.

Does that mean the occasional guilty person gets away with it? Yeah. But far worse is a system where innocent people are more likely to go to jail because a s**tty prosecutor's weak arguments were accepted.

A good defense attorney would recognize a losing case and just try to get the best deal for their client, and getting the weaker charges dropped (in case the prosecutor just decides to "throw the book" at them)

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Computer animation doesn’t mean the computer does the animation…I do.

CheeseburgerBrown , Vancouver Film School Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community There are no skeleton keys. There is no "one key that fits all locks". There are master keys that have been painstakingly installed into a buildings locks, some of which might fit all the locks depending on that particular keys chosen mastering levels, but no. There is no skeleton key. I, a locksmith, use special tools to open locks. I have a big bag of them. Tools like picks, jiggle keys, bump keys 2in1 Lishi keys, and many more. Yes, I got into your house fast. That's because I know how your lock works and know how to defeat it. No I did not turn up with a working key (disclaimer: sometimes I do as I have codes recorded for places I've worked on and I can get codes from car dealers so I can make a key before I turn up.)

PapaOoMaoMao , plenty.r. Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The phrase "skeleton key" comes from the time when locks were all very basic and had "wards" that would physically stop the wrong key from turning. A "skeleton key" was therefore the "bare bones" necessary to slide the lock pin, while missing all variations of wards *for that particular size lock" so even then it was never meant to fit *all* locks.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Something being 'off the record'.

If you're speaking to a journalist, you can't just say 'off the record' and then spill your guts. You need to have agreed with the journalist beforehand that you will not be quoted.

Yossarian__ , CoWomen Report

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community University prof. I do not get summers off.

Teaching in front of classes is only about 30% of my job. The rest is one-on-one supervision of graduate students. Doing research, writing grant applications, writing research papers. Summer is the time of year when I finally have the time to do all that other stuff.

bigbrowbeater , eren {sea+prairie} Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worked in wildland fire and got "what do you guys do in winter, theres no fires. Must be nice sitting around all day". In the fire season I had a seasonal staff of 70+ and in the off season there were three of us. Lots of wrapping up the last season and getting ready for the next (reports, equipment restocking, invoice processing, hiring, giving/taking training, contract prep, etc). Although some would take a week or two off in summer, especially if they had kids and were able to, we also took our annual leave during the winter. I rarely had a "summer".

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Tax professional.

Most clients think that the best tax Pros necessarily get them bigger refunds. If you get a smaller refund in a particular year it may be because tax laws change, because you didn't pay in as much, or because you didn't have as many deductions. Explaining stuff to people doesn't work if their eyes are all glazed over because tax law discussions bore them

Going to another tax Pro to get a bigger refund, thinking that that tax Pro is "better" may just get you an audit

But the worst myth about taxes manifest itself when scammers call people on the phone climbing to be IRS agents. They tell folks that they owe money and that authorities are coming to their house to put them in jail if they don't pay up. The truth is that the real IRS does not call anyone on the phone unless they have contacted IRS first and are expecting them to return the call. IRS does not accuse you of text fraud. Even if they truly believe you have committed tax fraud they will simply send you a letter stating that they think you have underpaid your taxes. They will give you a chance to prove your case. If you don't do this or pay them what they say you owe, they will simply Levy your paycheck or your personal property. They do not show up at your house to put you in jail. So please if a scammer calls you do not give them your credit card information or give them payments in any form. Call the real IRS and report them.

Bebe_Bleau , Keith Cooper Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone explain to me why I need to file my own taxes as opposed to just receiving a check or bill/statement straight from the IRS? Legitimate question.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community That converting to salt water pools does not ‘get rid of the chlorine’. Salt is sodium chloride, salt gets converted to chlorine in a salt water pool, and you use the exact same test kits to monitor the chlorine levels in the pool water.

Malka8 , Aaron Toth Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But at a MUCH lower rate, and yes the water is salted, small electrode blades convert a small amount of salt into chlorine.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Just because your old technical device (laptop, tablet, phone) is in good condition, doesn't actually mean that it's any "good" today.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community I work in a hardware store and apparently people think we have a huge underground storage big enough to hide every product in existence. No, i can't just go and fetch a part for your 20 year old fireplace or power tool from the backroom.

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I work in a bakery.


Baking stuff for 5000 people every day will take all night to do so when we run out of something during the day. We can't just slap something together in five minutes.


Come back tomorrow and we can get it for you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or call 24 hours (or more) in advance and make a special order for the thing you want

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community If something isn't stocked on the shelf and I tell you it isn't in the back then it isn't in the back and I can't magically make it appear out of thin air... that being said if you are a d**k I also might just tell you it ain't in the back

m_g2468 , David Stewart Report

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoe stores are the exception - very few can have all sizes and all styles out front. Asking them to check / get your size from the back is valid.

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30 Of The Most Entertaining 'It Doesn't Work Like That' Stories, Told By Professionals In This Online Community Factory worker here.. Once a machine is set up, it can run all day, perfectly, without adjustment. Nope. Steel can vary in hardness, even within a continuous coil of wire. Humidity, ambient temperature, tooling wear can also spoil parts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Machinist here. Everyone thinks I just push the green button and magic happens. Sorry, I have to do hours of programming, cutter specific geometry, and lits of a*****e puckering to make your part.

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