They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.
If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.
Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.
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To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.
The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.
But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.
Death And Taxes
Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.
Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company
When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”
“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”
2020 Is Going So Great
Too Soon
Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.
Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker
Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed
"Hasta el rabo, todo es toro". "It ain't over till the fat lady sings."
Lmaoooooo my big bro does this in Mario kart alllllll the time... and gets robbed. 😂
U do not know wat cringe is.. this is fail army.. LSF.. not cringy.. cringe is like simping, white knight materials and neck beard. Like that lmao.
I see this way too often in sports. Probably why I think sports are stupid and don't like competitiveness. There's always these dumb ones...
Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed
Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone
Good Lasagaaa
They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...
My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story
Congrats...
New York Times Article From 1924
That Escalated Quickly
Four Years Ago
Meirl
Rip Gary F
Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It
Never Obsolete
The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently
This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed
Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.
A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer
Celebrating Too Early
Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(
Does This Count?
Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.
So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?
No Title Needed
Congrats, You Played Yo'self
How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!
Self Explanatory
Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.
The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”
You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore
Setup For Failure
No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More
It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List
So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today
Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!
User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake
I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.
Racing Mom To The Finish
She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.
Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win
Goddamn I Said Wait For It
My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today
Rip R/Gaming
Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?
Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected
Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.
"Everything Was Better In The 90's"
In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.
Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale
The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018
Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad
A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon
How Wrong This Guy Was
Yes, Thank You Mccain
John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.
My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today
Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally
Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.
2nd Is Pretty Good Too
Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners
Why Do People Do This?
Cowboys Fans
The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!
Rip
Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr
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But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.
“There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.
The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”
Not That Sweet After All
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
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Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
Load More Replies... I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies... Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
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